"If I don't expose you, it's nothing, I can even help you get a certificate, maybe you can still go to the Disabled Allowance Guarantee Fund." Chen Xiao spread his hands, sat on the bed, and said casually.

"Really? That's so good, it's a good friend. Lu Ziqiao sat up excitedly and said happily.

"Well, it's just that you have to think about the consequences." Chen Xiao nodded and reminded.

"The consequences?" Lu Ziqiao asked in astonishment, and looked at Chen Xiao incomprehensibly.

"Or else? It's true that Yifei and Xiaoxian are kind, but if you are depressed for a few months, they will not be able to take care of you all the time. The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth curled, and he said, "Yifei has a history of mental illness at home, and Zhanbo has an aunt who was sent to Narnia after she was mentally abnormal. ”

"Narnia? Where is that? Lu Ziqiao asked suspiciously.

Chen Xiao smiled slightly, "It's the Narnia Sanatorium." ”

"I'll go to a mental hospital, won't I?" Lu Ziqiao sat up from the bed in fright, Chen Xiao added, "And if you show your stuffing in the end, I guarantee that you will die an ugly death, friendly reminder, Yifei is a black belt in taekwondo, and he can also do ninjutsu, it's no problem to beat you three by yourself." ”

"No, we must not let such a tragic situation happen, your treatment is very useful, and sure enough, I am a professional psychologist, I am relieved." Lu Ziqiao stood up suddenly, hurriedly got dressed, and rushed out of the door.

"If it's all so easy to deceive, I don't know how much easier it will be when I conquer the plane." Chen Xiao stretched his waist and walked out.

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"is worthy of being a professional psychiatrist, Ziqiao's illness is just a child." In the bar, Hu Yifei opened his mouth and praised.

"It's just that Ziqiao's illness is not deep, and with a little guidance, it's fine." Chen Xiao waved his hand modestly, waved his hand and ordered a glass of Scarlet Mary to the bartender, turned his head to look at Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked, "Teacher Zeng, what happy event have you encountered again?" It's all day long. ”

"Hey, hey." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled proudly, "My acting career is about to usher in a turning point, I'm going to be on TV!" ”

"Can you be specific?" Chen Xiao asked.

"I found out through the grapevine that a new column of the TV station is looking for a host, and I found out through the grapevine that the producer of this program is called LISA Rong, think about it, I finally have the opportunity to step into the TV circle."

“SO？ This doesn't seem to have much connection in the middle, isn't your thinking too jumpy, Mr. Zeng. Chen Xiao asked strangely.

"OF COURSE NOT, ACCORDING TO THE LATEST GRAPEVINE, LISA RONG IS COMING TO THE RADIO TODAY, THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY, MAYBE SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL CHANGE MY LIFE." Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently.

"Good luck then." Chen Xiao waved his hand and spoke.

"Hey, don't you look listless like this, give me some encouragement, okay, you don't think well of me like this." Zeng Xiaoxian yelled unhappily and looked at Hu Yifei and Lu Ziqiao, who were not interested.

"Teacher Zeng, it's not me saying that the gap between ideals and reality is very cruel." Lu Ziqiao took a sip of wine and persuaded.

"Agreed." Hu Yifei and Lu Ziqiao clapped their hands.

"You guys!" Zeng Xiaoxian showed a pitiful expression and left sadly.

Chen Xiao yawned, glanced at the bar, and suddenly lit up, and saw Lin Wanyu holding Eriyi's hand, walking in, still holding a big box in his hand, and couldn't help asking, "Wanyu, Eriyi, what are you doing?" ”

"I've found you, I've got a job with Eri Yi." Wanyu smiled proudly and said with a full spirit.

"Work? Wanyu, will you be short of money? Still need work, Eri, what's the matter with you. Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and asked, Wanyu may be able to understand when looking for a job, the bank card he gave to Eriyi can be infinitely overdrawn, and his celestial-level computer can easily modify the data.

"This job is very good for communication skills." Eri lowered her head and whispered.

"Don't mention it, you know, I escaped from home, I didn't have much money with me, my card was also suspended, and now I can only support myself, but I will definitely not give in." Wanyu clenched her fists and said seriously, "I was originally going to apply for the job of Plane Mute, and I took Eri Yi to accompany me, but we met Teacher Shi in the square today. Wanyu said happily and put the box in her hand on the bar.

"Teacher Shi? And what's in this chest, the treasure you went to the Caribbean and found? Chen Xiao complained.

"Of course not, these are all encyclopedias, Mr. Shi is the sales team leader of the encyclopedia, encyclopedias are of great significance to the progress of human civilization, I think it makes sense, and the most important thing is that as long as I sell a set of encyclopedias, I can get a commission of 300 yuan." Wanyu said, opening the box, which was filled with thick books, "So, I joined the sales team and became an honorable salesperson." ”

"Eri, you can't do this, can you?" As soon as Chen Xiao spoke, he took it back, Eri Yi was good at everything, but she was too stubborn, she didn't even listen to his words, pouted, and didn't say a word, obviously rejecting Chen Xiao's proposal.

"Don't worry, I've been trained and will succeed." Wanyu said confidently, "If you don't believe me, we'll try to show you." ”

"Okay, that Eri, I'll be your potential customer." Chen Xiao sat on the sofa and looked at Eri Yi.

Eri nodded obediently, looked at Chen Xiao with blank eyes, and said softly, "Sir, do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?" ”

"I'm sorry, I don't ......" Chen Xiao's tone was plugged, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and the pitiful eyes of Eri Yi really made him not know how to refuse like this, and he was stared at by those bright and beautiful eyes, as if tears could gush out at any time, "Okay, I'll buy it." ”

"Great, I'll just say you can." Wanyu applauded happily.

"Okay, I have to admit that this profession is too suitable for you, Eri, absolutely no man will refuse you, you see Ziqiao." Hu Yifei shook his head with a sigh and spoke.

Turning his gaze to the side, Lu Ziqiao, who was penniless, was already turning up and down, trying to scrape together enough money to buy an encyclopedia.

"Brother Chen, do you really want to buy an encyclopedia? If you really want to buy it, sign this contract. Wan Yu said with a smile, took out a contract from her bag, and handed it to Chen Xiao.

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