Chapter 60: Flirting with a big star
Zheng Shuang sat down as he said, looked at Hao Shuai, who was eating and drinking as if no one was eating and drinking, and couldn't help but laugh out loud, what a strange man...... Well, boys.
"Big star, what are you laughing at?"
Hao Shuai raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
"It's nothing, I just think you're different from others!"
Zheng Shuang hurriedly shook his head, blinked his big eyes, and asked, "I see that you seem to have made Miss Zhao angry just now, and you are sitting here and there...... Isn't it good? ”
"Not so good? What's not so good? I think it's good! Hao Shuai raised his eyebrows and said directly.
"Straight man! There is no one with this emotional intelligence! ”
Zheng Shuang rolled his eyes, secretly complained in his heart, and said meaningfully: "Girls are to be coaxed, it doesn't matter if you are angry, but if you don't coax, then it's over!" ”
"Huddle? Why should I coax her? ”
Hao Shuai turned his head in astonishment: "She's not my girlfriend!" ”
“……”
Zheng Shuang was completely speechless, and he didn't want to discuss this issue with the straight man in front of him anymore, so he opened the topic and said: "Sir, Sister Ya did something wrong just now, I apologized to you on her behalf, and I hope you don't take it to heart!" ”
"Sister Ya?"
Hao Shuai frowned slightly, looked towards Xu Ya, and saw Xu Ya smiling awkwardly at him, with a flattering smile on his face, he couldn't help but sneer, and said disdainfully: "For a woman who has reached menopause, who will take her seriously?" ”
“……”
Zheng Shuang frowned, very unhappy in his heart, and hummed: "Although Sister Ya is not very good-tempered and is still a workaholic, she is still very good......
"Come on, Sensei mentioned her to me, I'm too lazy to talk about her!"
Hao Shuai waved his hand and waved his hand to interrupt Zheng Shuang's words, which made Zheng Shuang a little crazy: "I now understand why Miss Zhao was angry with you, with your temper, which girl can stand you?" ”
"It's good if you can't stand it, so as not to trouble in the future!"
Hao Shuai laughed: "A person as good as me, if everyone loves me and sees flowers blooming, then I won't be annoyed to death in the future?" ”
“……”
Zheng Shuang was a little stunned, his chest fluctuated, and it took a long time before he said, "Sir, how old are you, and this cheeky is too thick, right?" ”
"Do I have a thick skin? It's the first time I've heard anyone say that! ”
Hao Shuai smiled, drank a glass of wine, and looked at Zheng Shuang with a smile: "Twin sisters, my girlfriend is your fan, can you give me an autograph?" ”
"Your girlfriend?"
Zheng Shuang was stunned: "Isn't your girlfriend Miss Zhao?" ”
"It's not! Where's her my girlfriend? ”
Hao Shuai shook his head and took out the paper and pen he carried with him: "Twin sisters, come, sign for me?" I'll take it back and send it to my girlfriend! ”
Zheng Shuang frowned deeply and said suspiciously: "Miss Zhao is really not your girlfriend?" ”
"Of course not! I met her for the third time today! ”
Hao Shuai rolled his eyes: "This girl doesn't know which nerve is wrong, she has to pull me to dance, what can I do?" ”
"This is the third time you've met? But how do I feel that Miss Zhao likes you very much? Zheng Shuang frowned, and suddenly shook his head: "Forget it, don't ask, your affairs should be solved by yourself!" ”
After saying that, she picked up the pen and signed her name.
"With this signature, I believe Yeon-yeon will be very happy!"
Hao Shuai picked it up and looked at it, nodded with satisfaction, and then said with a smile: "However, you can't take your signature for nothing, so let's do it, I will also give you something, which is a thank you!" ”
"No, I'm glad I can sign autographs for fans!"
Zheng Shuanghao shook her head indifferently, since her debut, she doesn't know how many people she owes to fans, but she has never asked for anything in return!
"This thing I sent, although it is very ordinary, is very important to you!" Hao Shuai smiled and said mysteriously.
"Important to me?"
Zheng Shuang was aroused by curiosity and asked, "I'm curious!" ”
"Isn't it that there are always fans complaining about your small breasts!"
Hao Shuai smiled, glanced at Zheng Shuang's chest, and said, "I can make your breasts bigger to any size within ten minutes, B, C, D, or even H for you ......to choose."
"How dare you tease me! You little pervert! ”
Zheng Shuang's pretty face was flushed, and he glanced at Hao Shuai fiercely with a small mouth, and was about to get up and leave, Hao Shuai saw this, and even pulled her back to her seat, and said with a dry smile: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, I'll be serious with you!" ”
"Humph!"
Zheng Shuang rolled his eyes, too lazy to look at Hao Shuai.
"Have you ever felt ghosting when you look at things lately?"
Hao Shuai got up seriously, looked at Zheng Shuang and asked.
"Ghosting a ghost?" Zheng Shuangxiu frowned slightly, thought about it carefully, nodded and said, "Don't say it, it seems to be true!" ”
Hao Shuai continued to ask: "Did you wake up one night and feel a headache and heavy head, and this feeling disappeared after waking up?" ”
"Yes! This one definitely has! ”
Zheng Shuanglian nodded: "Because this has been going on for a while, I have this feeling every once in a while!" By the way, how did you know? I didn't even say anything about Sister Ya! ”
"Huh!"
Hao Shuai smiled and asked, "In the past six months, you have often had tinnitus, right?" ”
"How do you know?"
Zheng Shuang's eyes widened, covered his mouth, and looked at Hao Shuai with some surprise.
"Lately, have you felt like you've been lazy and easily excited?" Hao Shuai continued to ask.
"This ...... I think there is! Zheng Shuang frowned.
"I didn't have my period on time this month, did I?"
Hao Shuai asked a rather obscene question again, Zheng Shuang's face was flushed, he looked around carefully, and was relieved to see that no one was paying attention, and then glared at Hao Shuai viciously, and said, "You little pervert, what are you asking?" Is this what you should ask? ”
"Okay, don't be nervous, it's over!"
Hao Shuai smiled and pointed to Zheng Shuang's head: "Twin sisters, if you believe me, go to the hospital to have your head checked!" I think you're going to have something you don't expect! ”
"Check the head?"
Zheng Shuangxiu's eyebrows furrowed tightly, staring at Hao Shuai: "Little pervert, what do you mean, is there something wrong with my head?" ”
If Hao Shuai had said this before, she wouldn't have taken it to heart at all, but almost all of Hao Shuai's previous series of questions ...... That's right.
This made Zheng Shuang's heart furious, could there really be anything in his head?
"Then do you believe me?" Hao Shuai asked with a smile.
I believe you're a big-headed ghost!
Zheng Shuang stuck out his tongue and nodded, "Let's believe you!" ”
"You've got something in your head, well, early!"
After Hao Shuai finished speaking, he continued to deal with the food on the table, but Zheng Shuang's face changed, and he asked urgently, "I have something in my head?" Still early? You're kidding, aren't you? Little pervert, don't joke about this kind of thing! ”
"Cut! Who was kidding you?! ”
Hao Shuai pouted: "Is there any, you go to the hospital to check first!" ”
PS: I listened to songs with bluetooth headphones in the car today and fell asleep. I woke up and found that the headphones were gone. I thought it was gone, I didn't find it for a long time, and I was horrified to find that it was on the ear of the girl next to me, she looked at me and looked at her, and calmly took off the headphones and said: "Look at you are asleep, and it is also a waste electricity when it is turned on, so I will take it and listen to it. . . . I...