I only need five dollars of meat
There are some things that can only be done by some people, for example, buying only five yuan of meat, and there is absolutely no fat.
Anyway, I can't do it!
So, the story begins again.
One day, there was suddenly an extra bowl of meat in the refrigerator. Why is it so abrupt? The reason is very simple, I don't eat pork, my mother can eat it or not, because I don't seem to buy pork, but there is still one person in the family.
So, you can easily guess that the person who only sells pork for five yuan is my father.
To be honest, I'm embarrassed, listening to my mother's count: How can you be a big man who only buys meat for five yuan? I'm on the side, laughing and laughing and losing my energy! So, it's a lot of fun for men to buy groceries!
Not long ago, I listened to my mother tell the plot of a TV series, a housewife and man went to the vegetable market to buy fish, and when they asked the price, they learned that live fish cost 10 yuan a catty, and dead fish cost 5 yuan a catty. He carefully selected the fish, took advantage of the proprietress to weigh the fish for other customers, secretly pinched the head of a live fish, and made a hard effort, pinched the live fish mouth bubbles and rolled his eyes, and then hung up! So, he grabbed the dead fish alive and said, "Boss, you actually sell the dead fish as live fish!" Hostess: How could it be, I was still alive just now!
In the end, the man bought a fish that turned into a dead fish at the price of a dead fish.
Dad actually doesn't know how to buy vegetables, and the vegetables he often buys back are either beaten or bought back with the extra vegetable piles, and he is taught a lesson by his mother.
However, the eyes are not good, the heart is not careful, but he is embarrassed to speak about everything, I really don't know if this is an advantage or a shameless death?
For the five-yuan meat, I specifically asked: Do you feel sorry to just buy a little bit of meat?
A: What's embarrassing? I spend my money, how much I buy is not my own business?
Indeed, is it because of one's vanity?
You need to dress up very solemnly, at least so that you don't lose face, cramming your feet temporarily, memorizing a few famous quotes, and then you can show off your ...... Face is very valuable, many people slap their swollen faces and become fat for it, face is not worth talking about, and some people just live "stingy" and "shabby".
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