193. One of the space trivia
Xia Xihe's voice was very soft, but it still reached Yin Luo's ears clearly.
"Wait." Inluo's face changed slightly, and he opened the cabinet under him and suddenly rummaged through it.
Xia Xihe didn't know why, and added anxiously, "I can't hold it back...... Where's the toilet? Is that door in the back a toilet? ”
“…… That's not. The tips of Inluo's ears flushed slightly, and he said secretly: Why can't I find the space toilet manual......
Seeing Xia Xihe's face flushed, Yin Luo could only explain to her calmly, "There are three red, blue, and yellow buttons on your left hand, you press red first, then blue, and then when you go to the toilet, don't forget to hold down the yellow button, don't let go......"
"Okay!" Xia Xihe didn't wait for Yin Luo to finish speaking, and directly pressed the red button.
In an instant, a voice fell, and a black non-see-through glass quickly isolated her from the major general on the other side of the driver's seat, and stuck the words that were still in Yinluo's mouth and didn't have time to say in her throat.
“…… This woman. The corners of Inluo's eyes twitched slightly, and he stroked his forehead speechlessly, thinking: I almost made it clear just now, she should be okay with herself.
Here, Xia Xihe touched the black glass incredulously, "This is isolated?" Could this be turned into a toilet? ”
Then she pressed the blue button again.
"Whoa—"
With this sound, the seat under Xia Xihe began to deform, and in just a few seconds, the originally comfortable seat became a hollow 'toilet' in the middle......
Xia Xihe was stunned, saw the changes under her, twitched the corner of her mouth, and sure enough, she was right, this is the toilet!
But she didn't have time to complain about the design, so she immediately took off her pants and prepared to solve the top priority in front of her.
"By the way, the major general just now also said that he wanted to press the yellow button......" Xia Xihe stretched out his finger and pressed the yellow button again, and began to shhh......
"Whew!" After solving the problem, Xia Xihe exhaled, and an incomparable ease jumped into his heart.
But...... How do you feel your ass wet?
Xia Xihe stood up slightly, and just wanted to look at the toilet, but saw that her boos were all hovering under her, and she didn't flow down to the black hole under the toilet at all!
And as soon as she stood up, all these yellow liquids flew up!?
"it!" Xia Xihe roared, and in a hurry, he covered the toilet bowl with his butt to prevent the liquid from flying out, but some still flew out of the gap between his thighs.
Xia Xihe looked at the drops of liquid that slowly flew up with a confused face, trembled, and immediately habitually took the paper at hand, but found that it was empty! Nothing!
"Wouldn't it? No paper yet?! Feeling the wetness on her buttocks, Xia Xihe felt like she was about to cry, why was this happening? Didn't she do what the Major General had ordered?
Xia Xihe was unwilling to grope around, but he didn't find any paper there, and was hesitating how to solve the problem at hand, but unexpectedly found that some places were a little ...... Scarlet blood!
It wouldn't be so unlucky, would it?!
It's really a house leak that happened to rain overnight!
Xia Xihe has a kind of rush to cry without tears, when will this relative come? It's just this time! Now the matter of liquid flying all over the sky has not been solved, where to find the aunt towel! And most importantly! No paper yet! No paper!
Is this the end of it? The yellow liquid around her floated more and more around her, as well as the red and faint stomach that began to ache, the most embarrassing thing is that such an embarrassing thing happened, and there was only one male god major general by her side, did she want to learn from him?
When she was very entangled, she saw the light watch in her hand, and suddenly had an idea, and she was thinking about 'space urine imbalance and come to the eldest aunt to ask for a solution, very urgent, online, etc.!' But unfortunately, I found that there was no signal here!
However, that's all, what made Xia Xihe speechless the most was that the light watch in his hand couldn't even be contacted by the major general next to him......
She felt tragic to herself.
Looking at the yellow liquid swirling around his cheeks, the feeling of "flying" was ...... Forcing her to summon up the courage to die, she called for help from the people on the other side of the black glass.
"Knock knock!" Xia Xihe knocked on the glass and yelled, "Major General! Can you hear me? ”
"Knock knock—" There was another thump.
Just when Xia Xihe thought that the major general over there couldn't hear it, his unique and beautiful voice came.
"What's wrong?"
Finding that the major general could hear her voice, Xia Xihe was excited, but when the words came to her mouth, she didn't know what to say, did she tell the major general that she was about to become a water curtain hole? Or do you ask the major general for an aunt's towel?
Belch...... I can't seem to say anything.
"Major General, I may be in a little trouble!" Xia Xihe yelled, "Do you know where there is paper? ”
"There's a zipper behind your chair, just open it." Inlo responded.
Xia Xihe's eyes lit up, she opened the zipper, and sure enough, she found a tissue inside, but the aunt towel she needed was not ......
But just as she was holding the paper, the liquid under her body ran out along the gap!
"Ahh
On the other end, Yin Luo, who heard the scream, frowned slightly, and before he had time to think, his body involuntarily pressed the button and looked at Xia Xihe over there.
"Whew!" The black glass was opened, and at the same time, there was a handsome face that was a little worried about Inluoluo, but if he was worried, he couldn't say anything anymore when he saw Xia Xihe's appearance......
Yin Luo dared to say that he would never forget the scene of Xia Xihe after opening the black glass in his life, it was simply ...... Unforgettable!
I saw Xia Xihe sitting on the toilet with a pile of papers, the yellow liquid flying all over the sky, one of her arms was still high, and the paper in her hand was swinging towards the liquid flying above, and of course, the two white thighs under the pile of paper......
Seeing him, Xia Xihe first froze in place as if the whole person was still, and then there was an earth-shattering scream, "Ah-"
And the man who did not change his face even among the tens of thousands of enemy troops, at this time, the handsome face of the people and gods was like a five-color disc that had been overturned, white and red, red and blue, red and purple, very exciting!
"Wow! Woo woo, I'm not alive, I'm not alive! I'm dead! Shame on the dead! Ahhh
Inlo had seen this meeting, and listened to the deafening cry, and was stunned in place, "You...... Don't cry! ”
"I don't! I don't have the face to live! Wow - I'm not alive anymore! Xia Xihe cried even more fiercely.
"Hey, cry again...... The liquid flies into your mouth. The corners of Inluo's eyes twitched slightly, and his face turned dark.
Hearing this, Xia Xihe immediately closed his mouth, looked down, and saw that there was indeed a drop of floating liquid in his mouth! His face suddenly turned hot red, and after absorbing the drop of paper, he looked at the liquid around him, and felt very aggrieved in an instant.
"I ...... You ......" Xia Xihe looked at Yin Luo with helpless and pitiful eyes, and said in a dumb voice, "It's time to ...... What to do? ”
Yin Luo Tie blushed, and with a wave of his big hand, suddenly those liquids formed into ice crystals and floated in the air.
"Take these yourself, put them on the processor under you, press and hold the yellow button, and you can dispose of them, don't let go during the period!" Yin Luo especially emphasized the six words 'don't let go during the period', and after finishing the words, he asked with a gloomy face that was still not worried, "Do you understand?" ”
"Hmm." Xia Xihe nodded aggrievedly.
After receiving the confirmation, Inlo flipped the switch next to him.
The black glass fell again, separating the two.
Xia Xihe wiped her tears, and according to what Yin Luo said, put all these things in the toilet, and then pressed the yellow button, only to feel that a powerful suction force suddenly came from the black channel in the toilet, sucking all the condensed ice crystals and paper into it.
Seeing this, Xia Xihe suddenly understood what the problem was just now, and it turned out that she didn't hold down the yellow button.
Space has no gravity, so the discharged liquid doesn't flow down, but with this powerful suction, the liquid is like a vacuum cleaner sucking up garbage, and it can all be sucked to where it needs to go.
The problem was finally solved, but as soon as she thought of her relatives coming, she almost wanted to die.
But then I thought about it, anyway, such a big mess is out, and it's not so bad, so let's pad it with paper first, and then ask the major general.
After solving the problem, Xia Xihe pressed the blue button in order, and when the seat returned to its original state, she pressed the red button again.
Without the barrier of black glass, Xia Xihe looked at Yin Luo cautiously.
Seeing that he had regained his indifferent appearance, he leaned back on the chair elegantly, holding a book in one hand, as if he had not heard the partition glass fade, and watched without distraction, as if everything had not happened just now.
"Uh......" Xia Xihe looked at Yin Luo with a weak heart, and said in her heart: How should she tell the major general about this relative's visit?
Stare at......
Inlo treated it indifferently.
Keep an eye on ...... again
Still motionless.
Keep staring ......
I haven't even changed my posture!
It seems that the chances of getting him to speak first are too low! Xia Xihe felt the strangeness of his lower body, and finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted tentatively, "Major General? ”
"What's wrong?" Yin Luo didn't even give Xia Xihe a look.
"I may be in a little trouble again, and I want to ask you about something." Xia Xihe's face flushed slightly.
"Say." Inluo was concise and to the point, and spit out a word lightly.
Xia Xihe wrung his fingers, looked at death as if he was at home, and said quickly without pause, "I came to the eldest aunt, I didn't find the aunt's towel, do you know where it is, give it to me quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”
“…… Cough. Yin Luo's posture suddenly stiffened when he was reading the book, he coughed lightly, and looked at Xia Xihe stiffly, his light blue delicate eyes were two points of surprise, three points of speechlessness, and five points of embarrassment!
In an instant, the entire cockpit was silent, so quiet that there was no sound of breathing, only Yin Luo and Xia Xihe stared at each other!
The embarrassment couldn't be greater!