Chapter 169: I can't wait to hit my head and die

The sound of puff came out of Dongfang Zixian's stomach like a horn, and the earth-shattering sound, accompanied by a foul smell that seemed to be rotten eggs fermented for three months, spread to the entire gazebo.

The crowd was so smoked that they couldn't open their eyes!

It stinks! It stinks!

I feel that if a person doesn't eat, he really can't let out such a foul-smelling fart, not only is it stinky and loud, but it is actually a serial fart, puff one after another, and Dongfang Zixian's own face is green!

I was almost stimulated and fainted for a while, Dongfang Zixian was almost crazy when she was stimulated at this moment.

She sat stiffly in place, trying to stop herself from farting, but she couldn't, her stomach was like a floodgate, stinky farts one after another, and she could feel the air in the gazebo being turbid!

"Yuzhu, what kind of smell is this, it looks like someone has a stinky fart, it stinks!" Mu Huanyan frowned and pinched her nose in disgust, raised her hand to fan the wind in front of her, but there was a gloating gloating that could not be concealed.

"That's right, Miss, this stink is strong, I really don't know what I ate to let out such a disgusting fart, and the slave is about to vomit. And the smell seems to be coming from across from us. Yuzhu was afraid that the matter would not be big enough, so she said in a serious manner.

Dongfang Zixian's face suddenly became even more ugly, as if she had been choked by someone, she almost couldn't breathe for a while!

"Bastard, are you crazy? The Queen Mother is as elegant and noble as a mountain top cloud, how could she release such a foul fart? I think the one who farted this time must be a slut, who has a low status and doesn't know how to do things, how can such a person still deserve to live? If I fart in front of so many people, I'm going to die headbuttless. Mu Huanyan was a cheap maid, and the angry Dongfang Zixian's nose was about to be crooked.

"Queen Mother, which slut do you say is so cheap?" Mu Huanyan looked innocent, looked at Dongfang Zixian with curiosity and asked.

was so blocked by this question that she couldn't say a word, Dongfang Zixian's teeth were about to crush, and finally glared at Mama Zhen angrily, "Mama Zhen, you are so rude!" ”

Mama Zhen was frightened, and she couldn't figure out how this was good, why did it become her fault?

Seeing that Mama Zhen didn't dare to resist and knelt down with a depressed face, Mu Huanyan chuckled.

Mama Zhen is a person who sits at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

However, this was also expected by her, after all, Dongfang Zixian was so arrogant, it was impossible for her to admit that she farted in public.

And it's a series of serial farts.

"Mama Zhen lost her honor in public and dragged her out to play eighty boards!" Dongfang Zi took a deep breath, but he breathed in the smell of his own fart, and almost vomited it again.

Mu Huanyan took the Breathless Pill that could not breathe for the time being, and now he couldn't smell the smell, and he admired Dongfang Zixian's face wholeheartedly.

The Queen Mother doesn't think this is the end, right? Hehe, the main event can be in the back.

Sure enough, almost as Mu Huanyan thought of this, there was a gurgling sound in Dongfang Zixian's stomach.

"Ah......h The colic pain from her stomach made Dongfang Zixian tense her body, and she broke out in a cold sweat in a hurry.