Chapter 92: Wine is not drunk, and people are drunk
Gao Wutong dragged Liu Xiyue to the middle of the bench, got up and went back to the dormitory to get a towel, Liu Xiyue wiped her face and sent it over, and when she came back, she touched Liu Xiyue's hand and sat down on the small stool next to the bench.
Liu Xiyue snorted, staring at him without speaking. Seeing this, Gao Wutong hurriedly sat back on the bench and was next to her. Liu Xiyue turned around Gao Wutong: "Stay away from me." ”
Gao Wutong moved to the side. Liu Xiyue got up suddenly, the bench was cocked, Gao Wutong was startled, and she wanted to get up and was afraid that she would sit down again, so she sat still. Liu Xiyue originally wanted Gao Wutong to fall, but she didn't want him to fall in an instant, so she quickly sat down again.
Gao Wutong knew her intentions, and his heart was warm, and he couldn't help touching her face.
"Why are you so cute, you were born to hurt me!"
Liu Xiyue slapped his hand.
"Get out of here."
"Yes."
Gao Wutong smiled and sat down on the small stool next to him, looking at Liu Xiyue lovingly, as if they had been separated for a long time. Liu Xiyue glanced at Gao Wutong, straightened her hair, and sat up straighter.
Lan Lingmei walked in the door and smiled meaningfully.
"Teacher Gao, what are you doing on my stool? You should sit with the leprechauns. ”
Gao Wutong grew his mouth in surprise, blushing to himself, and smiled and moved to another small stool. Liu Xiyue blushed and smiled, pointing to a deck of playing cards on the coffee table.
"Let's play cards."
Lan Lingmei sat down on the small stool and sighed with emotion.
"There was a conflict between the two ends for three days, and then I was sorry for me, why bother!"
Gao Wutong sat down on the chair and placed the small stool between the two of them. Liu Xiyue picked up the cards.
"Let's play kitten fishing and see who is good?"
"Okay, use your skills as a big fish and a mermaid catcher."
"You're talking so well that you're getting cute."
Gao Wutong was overjoyed to see Liu Xiyue's laughter clear and lively.
Zhao Panshi and Lin Zhongxue came back, and there was more Yang Yumei behind. Gao Wutong smiled:
"Yang Yu, come to a surprise inspection? With me monitoring you every day, what else is there to worry about? ”
"I'm afraid you'll take Xiao Zhao badly."
"Don't make your old classmates so embarrassed."
A few people put their meals on the coffee table and sat around them. Liu Xiyue and Lan Lingmei sat next to Yang Yumei, each with a can of juice, and the rest each with a bottle of beer. Yang Yumei picked up the beer bottle and gulped a few gulps as if she was thirsty.
"Boss Gao, you three guys call the students to drink, will anyone sue."
"I didn't call at all, it was the two of them who came up to talk about the class, and they happened to meet."
"You happened to meet me several times back then, and it was all Gao Wutong's ghost."
"Yang Yu, don't reveal the bottom of the story, okay? I'm not good for you. ”
"Teacher Yang, let me ask you a question: a man talks about a girl, the girl is devoted to him, but he goes on a blind date, if you are that girl, what will you do?"
Yang Yumei smiled, picked up a chopstick to signal, and then snapped in two, Zhao Panshi was thrilled. Yang Yumei shook two chopsticks.
"See, this is a simple way to shorten the pain, and there are more ways to make him suffer for a long time than to die. Buy a bottle of sleeping pills and mix it in the wine, let him drink it and die in a sweet dream. Or take advantage of his sleepiness, poke his dog blind, tell him to never leave you, and give him leftovers and vegetables every day, drink dishwashing water, and wash his feet. You can also quietly give him estrogen-stimulone, turn into a shemale, and then kick out the door. I can't get it, and no one else can think of it. Dare to be sorry for me and make him repent of breaking his intestines! ”
"Good way!"
Lan Lingmei applauded loudly. Liu Xiyue smiled and put her hand under the table unintentionally. Lan Lingmei pulled her hand up, held it and patted it a few times. Gao Wutong handed Yang Yumei a chopstick.
"Yang Yu, don't mislead minors about whether it's good or not, and teach people badly."
"What are you nervous about? Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. ”
"You're still open-mouthed!"
"It's good to know."
Yang Yumei smiled and asked Lan Lingmei again.
"Which one did you just say? Isn't it you Teacher Zhao? ”
Before Lan Lingmei could speak, Zhao Panshi hurriedly waved his hand.
"I'm not going to do that. I don't believe you ask Lao Gao. ”
"You two fox friends, I don't believe it. What are you frowning about? Regrets? Do you have the guts? As he spoke, he handed the broken chopsticks to Zhao Panshi, "Throw away the garbage." ”
"It's not Mr. Zhao, it's someone else."
"I guess he doesn't have the guts. Isn't it Mr. Gao? This guy is dashing and a big liar. I don't know who can subdue him. I know three girls who shed tears for him back then. This guy is a golden jade, very good at coaxing girls, sweet talk basket after basket, you have to be careful of being deceived. But this guy also has an advantage, that is, he is too dead-eyed, once he really likes someone, he is absolutely dead-hearted, single-minded, like a horn dog who always wants to rely on you, and is willing to lick your toes. ”
"Yang Yu, don't ruin my image, okay. If you keep talking, I'm just useless, no one wants it. I can't find a wife, you have to be responsible. ”
"I'll bring you one tomorrow, do you believe it or not?"
"Believe it, believe it, don't mess around, it's hard to end up when the time comes."
Yang Yumei laughed, glanced at Liu Xiyue, and Liu Xiyue smiled.
"Drink and drink, don't just talk and don't do anything."
Zhao Panshi picked up the beer bottle and touched the bottle with Lin Zhongxue.
The meal was almost eaten, the wine was drunk, and after chatting for a while, Liu Xiyue said:
"Teacher Zhao, Lan Lingmei and I wash the dishes."
"Love to wash you, don't pull me up!"
Zhao Panshi smiled and took the last few sips of the beer bottle.
"Everyone rock-paper-scissors decides, lose the two washes."
For the first time, rock-scissors paper, Gao Wutong and Liu Xiyue were all out of the cloth, and the other four were scissors.
"You two are really fateful, it's so rare."
"Have you made an appointment or do you have a heart?"
"Congratulations, congratulations. You're ready to work. ”
Gao Wutong found three pots and smiled at Liu Xiyue:
"I'll look at your hands."
Liu Xiyue stretched out her hand obediently, and Gao Wutong looked at the palm of her hand and then at the back of her hand.
"If something breaks, don't touch the water for a while."
"Got it."
Liu Xiyue smiled meekly and rolled up her sleeves.
"I'll wash it with detergent for the first time, and you rinse it with water twice."
Liu Xiyue smiled, put the basin to the bucket, and scooped water into the mouth jar.
Yang Yumei patted Gao Wutong's shoulder.
"Lao Gao, your heart is so delicate! It is unprecedented to care for a girl like this. ”
"Drink too much tonight."
Gao Wutong smiled, and at a glance he saw Liu Xiyue looking at him, and said with a smile:
"Wine is not intoxicating, and people are self-intoxicated."