Shen Ji interviewed the alien prison, and Luo Xuan had to hug the whole day steel
Play for another day tomorrow, and when you get home tomorrow night, you will definitely release the text, and you will do what you say, Chapter 45 of Season 3 of "Different History", Tong Suo is not bullied!
Today I will present to you a strange article of the three no-"different history" without discipline and unscrupulousness, I know that many dolls may feel familiar after reading the first paragraph, but this version is new, I have made changes to the important content, not the version of the "old Rhodes Gang" that you have originally seen, so please move a stool first and sit firmly, accept further subversion.
Let me affirm.,This article is basically not directly related to the direction of the text.,Because it's a rotten article.。。。。 Speaking of corruption, I really can't figure out why China has become like this now, the rotten women's volleyball team is overwhelming, and the rotten culture is overwhelming. I remember that in Western culture, there was only one "Brokeback Mountain" that showed rotten culture, and I haven't seen it yet. What I have always wondered is why a niche topic that the mainstream Western culture itself does not pay much attention to and hype can have such a place in our mainstream entertainment culture in China?
Like I said, a lot of times, it's really hard to parse this kind of thing rationally.
Even if I punish Luo Xuan, but in the text, I still respect his sexuality very much, so this rotten article is purely an abnormal product of me after being stimulated by a few baby gods for many years, everyone just look at it and laugh, don't take it seriously!
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> connotation is small, guess your brokeback/rotten girl value (requires a minute to understand):
According to legend, the immeasurable gods of the Alien Divine Prison have a very good set of management of criminals, and the prisoners have always been amiable and never make trouble, especially at night, everyone will come to a cell with great interest to hold group activities, which can be described as the prison state of peace and happiness.
One day, the chief reporter of Guangqingtian, Miss Fetal God Hua Ge, went to the Alien God Prison for an interview, and she asked the prisoners: "What do you usually do every day?"
The prisoners replied one after another: "Eat, sleep, and beg Lao Luo to hug steel." ”
Reporter Hua Ge was very moved after hearing this, so he went into the depths of the prison to continue the interview. At the bottom of the prison, she saw a middle-aged man dressed in white lying in prison, looking tired.
As she entered, she saw a tall prisoner flash out of this person's cell, and when the prisoner saw someone passing by, he hurriedly lowered his head and left in a hurry with a shy face.
Reporter Hua Ge was very excited, so he went inside and clasped the hand of the man in white and said: "You are Lao Luo, right? I finally saw you today! I heard that you have made great contributions to the prosperity and harmony of the Alien Divine Prison! And it is said that all the steel used by all the inmates was brought by you alone, right?"
Luo Xuan raised his eyes to look at the spotless reporter Hua Ge, and said calmly: "Yes, I hold all their steel." ”
"Is it hard to hold steel for your fellow inmates? I see that you are tired, can you talk to the management officer of the Divine Prison, and find two more inmates to accompany you to hold steel for the Divine Prison?" Hua Ge kindly proposed.
"No, no one but me can hold the steel of the Hell. Luo Xuan bowed his head and said.
"That... On your behalf, I can propose to the prison priest that in the future, each person will use less steel per day, won't it?"
"It's not a question of how much, it's whether you hold it or not, the steel is there, and you can't afford it. ”
"That's it... So what do you think is more acceptable than the heavy workload in the Alien Divine Prison now or the labor intensity when you were pulling fibers in the Underworld?" Hua Ge continued to ask while holding the microphone.
"Now. Luo Xuan lay back on the bed and closed his eyes.
"Why?"
Luo Xuan sighed deeply: "Girl, you won't understand, it's getting late, you better go quickly, the inmates will come to beg me to hug the steel in a while, you are here, they will feel embarrassed, and the stability and harmony between the gods and prisons tonight cannot be guaranteed." ”
"Can you answer me, why do you think that the current labor intensity is more acceptable to you than that of fiber pulling?" Hua Ge did not give up, ten fingers were beating and recording rapidly, as long as she could get the answer to this key question, she would be able to communicate to the gods and the public when she went back today!
Luo Xuan said gloomily: "Because as long as the lights go out, I can think of anyone who comes to beg for steel." ”
Hua Ge nodded as if he didn't understand, and left the prison with the interview record in his hand, and when he went out, he saw that the sunset on the horizon had not yet entered the horizon, and the prisoners in the prison corridor had already formed a long line that meandered for thousands of miles, all of them were standing with red faces and pear blossoms with rain, bowing their heads and waiting to enter Lao Luo's cell.
"What about the steel?" Hua Ge couldn't help but ask strangely when he saw that although there were many divine criminals in the queue, none of them had steel in their hands waiting for Luo Xuan to hug them.
Shentian photographer Yue Shenqianqing pulled the fetal Shenhua Ge and carried the camera out in a daze。。。。。。