What is this place? It's pitch black...... It's darker than Zhao Gao's warehouse...... What about the lights? Why not turn on the lights...... Well? A pair of translucent green eyes appeared in front of him...... The darkness receded like a wash...... It turned out to be a pair of cat eyes...... That's not right...... How can a cat wear a plaid shirt...... And the cat still laughs so obscenely, the more it looks like someone......

"Land Patrol!"

Lu Xun woke up suddenly, it turned out that he had fallen asleep on the table, and the light around him was dim. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Phoebe?" Lu Xun looked up in a daze, "Ahh......h

"Hey, hey, hey, what's the matter, why do you look at me like you're seeing a ghost?" A young man in a shirt muttered dissatisfiedly, "There is still ...... What's the matter with your pig-killing howl? Am I that scary? You're scaring me. ”

"You scared me!" Lu Xun strongly protested against Zhao Gao's thief's behavior of shouting to catch the thief and bite back, "What are you doing so close to me if you have nothing to do?" ”

Lu Xun was a little depressed...... He couldn't remember when he fell asleep, but why did he wake up with a beautiful girl with long silver hair and turn into a black-haired, salty, wet monster? And this strange Shu Xiao's face is almost on his face...... Do you have something strange about you?

"I'm just curious about your drooling expression, so I wanted to take a closer look." Zhao Gao sat on the seat opposite Lu Xun, "Don't look for it, that girl went back early, I really convinced you...... Eating with a girl can make you fall asleep, is this the rhythm of your lonely life? ”

"Fall asleep......" Lu Xun had a headache, and the last picture before falling asleep in his memory was the girl's green eyes.

Zhao Gao sighed, "Do you know what time it is?" ”

"Huh?" Lu Xun looked up at the wall clock on the wall, "Half past nine?!" ”

"I'll stay down there until nine o'clock, and I'll come up for supper." Zhao Gao said, "I really thought you had conquered that girl...... When I came up, I found that you were sleeping soundly on the dining table alone, and I almost couldn't bear to disturb you......"

Lu Xun covered his face.

"The girls in the hummingbird group are all monsters, I advise you to change your goals." Zhao Gao took out a large cake from his pocket, "Don't look at the eldest lady who is soft and weak on the surface, she is actually the darkest little witch in the academy." ”

"I don't think anything wrong." Lu Xun cleared the suspicions.

"It's normal to have, after all, everyone is an adult." Zhao Gao squeezed his eyebrows, revealing a lewd smile of "You know and I understand", "There are a few girls in the academy who are recognized as not to be touched......"

"Which ones?"

"The first one is the three nos, the murderous spirit never leaves the body, and everyone looks like a father and enemy who does not share the sky...... I think you have a good impression of her, is it because she saved you? But I advise you to change that mindset and stay away from the killing embryo. Zhao Gao and low took a bite of the pie.

"Why?"

"Because you have no place in her heart, to say your place in her heart...... Probably about the same as cats and dogs? Well, I don't mean personal attacks, because whoever she is in her heart is a cat or a dog. She saved your life, which seems to you to be a great kindness, but in her opinion, she picked up a stray dog and came back. Zhao Gao said, "That girl's feelings are very light, and it is difficult to have any deep feelings for other people...... Cool by nature. ”

"She can save your life for an order, or she can kill you for an order, and her face doesn't change and her heart doesn't beat." Zhao Gao shrugged his shoulders and sighed, "It's a pity that you have that good figure...... To be honest, I've always thought Sanwu was pretty beautiful, but it was a little colder. ”

Lu Xun was speechless, he hadn't seen lemons for a long time, that black-haired kendo girl was the first person he had seen in this world, and Lu Xun had always had an inexplicable trust in that girl.

"The second girl in the academy who can't be touched is Dr. Chainsaw." Zhao Gao continued, "Or call the chainsaw anatomist, a super female pervert, Ariana Renata, the doctor in the hummingbird hunting team, in fact, no one dares to let her heal, because what she likes to do most is to laugh wildly while waving the chainsaw in her hand to dismantle the corpse on the dissecting table......"

Lu Xun shivered, this is simply a Texas chainsaw murderer, right?

"The third girl to stay away from is the eldest lady, Phoebe Christina, the pre-war liaison of the hummingbird team, codenamed 'Tinna', she is only sixteen years old this year, she is the youngest member of the hummingbird hunting team, if you want to attack her, I think you may violate the Law on the Protection of Minors......"

Lu Xun's face became darker and darker.

"Okay, let's put the law aside, the law has long been a dead letter these days." Zhao Gao noticed that Lu Xun's face was not good, and hurriedly returned to the truth, "The eldest lady is the most unprovoked among the three girls...... She's a man's nightmare. ”

"A man's nightmare?"

"Tonight...... Have you ever looked into Phoebe's eyes? Zhao Gao asked suddenly.

Lu Xun remembered the cat-like eyes that were transparent green and nodded.

"That's the end, Lu Xun, do you have any hidden private money or indescribable audio and video products?" Zhao Gao slapped his thigh, "Hurry back and transfer the hiding place, either destroy the evidence, otherwise your reputation will be completely ruined if the little witch turns it out." ”

Huh? Lu Xun was stunned, what does this mean? And also...... What is an indescribable audiovisual product? Hey, Zhao Gao, you make it clear to me!

"We're all adults, you know what I'm talking about." Zhao Gao squeezed his eyebrows, "A certain type of video with special educational significance." ”

"Get out of ......" Lu Xun wanted to slap the table.

"The eldest lady has an extremely rare and special ability." Zhao Gao said, "If you look at her, she will be able to see through what you are thinking, so I asked you to go back and destroy the evidence quickly, if you are fast enough, you can still keep the tall image of a righteous man and a gentleman." ”

Lu Xun automatically filtered the second half of the sentence, "See through what I think in my head? This...... Isn't that ......?"

"Yes." Zhao Gao nodded, "Mind reading." ”

Lu Xun was stunned.

"I don't know how strong the eldest lady's mind-reading skills are now, two years ago she was able to completely retell the memories of a stranger, ordinary people who have not undergone anti-hypnosis training have no secrets in front of her, she can know what is going on in your head just by looking at you." Zhao Gao said, "But this powerful ability cannot be launched arbitrarily, there must be a prerequisite...... That's to make eye contact with her. ”

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Lu Xun was stunned...... I'm going to ...... In this way, what was in his heart when he was eating with Phoebe, wouldn't the other party be clear?

"Killing a cat because of curiosity." Zhao Gao shrugged, "If you had told you in advance that she could read minds, you would definitely not be able to help but look into her eyes, right?" ”

Lu Xun was stunned, feeling a little uncomfortable, as if the most private corner of his heart had been turned over by outsiders.

"Hey, hey, hey, you don't have any strange thoughts when you're eating with her, are you?" Zhao Gao approached Lu Xun, "Although I know that you are an adult, it is not strange if you have any strange thoughts......"

"Get out!" Lu Xun scolded angrily, "Am I so obscene? ”

"Do you really think that little girl came to apologize to you?" Zhao Gao shrugged, "She just wants to find a chance to be alone with you, and then get information from you, the eldest lady looks simple, in fact, she is the most black-bellied, of course, she has no malicious intentions, the 'end brain' is responsible for the overall planning and command of the entire hummingbird team, she needs to collect as much information as possible." ”

"As for your private money and educational DVDs, that's what I'm joking about, and the eldest lady won't be interested in those things." Zhao Gao threw the last piece of flatbread into his mouth, "But don't you think she's the most terrifying of the three women?" ”

"Why?"

"If you marry her back, how will you live your life?" Zhao Gao's tone was serious, "How can you cheat?" How do you still prostitute and stay with a girl? How else do you talk to the beautiful secretary in your office? All ideas will be destroyed in the embryonic stage before they can be implemented! ”