Chapter 478: Candle Night
Ma Zhen.
During the period from 2018 to 2018, for the chaos of the Netherworld and the defense of the eighteen layers of hell, he was awarded the highest honor in the yang world - the title of "Honorary Mortal".
August 2018.
White impermanence.
The above is what Ma Zhen saw just now, that's right, the congratulatory gift that Niu Tou said, the scroll that Ma Zhen mistakenly thought, and then was thrown to the ground, it was actually a certificate of award!
This kind of certificate is okay to deceive a three-year-old child, if Ma Zhen is in elementary school, he will happily take this kind of certificate home, and let his parents boast about himself, but Ma Zhen is now the eldest and not small, this kind of award, he began to disdain it when he was in junior high school, not to mention, he fought hard during this time, just give such a certificate, isn't this fooling people?
"Ma Zhen, what's the matter with you? This certificate of award was written by Lord Bai Wuchang himself, and it has the signature of Lord Bai Wuchang on it, can you insult it and fall directly to the ground? When Niu Tou saw Ma Zhen throw the award certificate to the ground, he also roared angrily.
And Xiao Lu on the side did not pretend to be as gloating as Niu Tou, she also knew that Ma Zhen was fighting with his life this time, in exchange for this kind of award, she was a little unwilling, and it was indeed reasonable.
"Ma Zhen, that's it, in fact, this honor is still a bit useful for mortals, at least, let you go to the Netherworld after a hundred years, at least you can be a ghost, to be honest, this honor is indeed the first in the Netherworld Mansion, I haven't seen a mortal get this honor before, maybe it will be of great use in the future." Midori persuaded.
Damn!
What about cheating a three-year-old?
These awards, I haven't seen 10,000 and 8,000, there is a wool for it, not to mention that it is issued by Bai Wuchang, even if it is issued by the real ghost king of the underworld, it is not used for birds.
For example, some ordinary people find national treasures in their homes and hand them over to the state, and there is also a certificate like this, is it useful? Is it to be able to make it easier for you to find a job, or can you let your children get extra points in the college entrance examination? Or can you make the mother-in-law have a little less bride price when marrying a daughter-in-law?
It's all gone, it's all gone!
But no matter what you say in the yang world, it's a little kinder than the underworld, at least, isn't there still a bonus of 500 yuan?
The 500 yuan bonus, no matter how you say it, is enough to let yourself go to a food stall to have a drink with friends, and then brag about how you found a national treasure and handed it over to the country, and after the last drunk, you will go home and cry secretly.
As for the Netherworld, there is not even a bonus of 500 yuan, which is one thing not to take Ma Zhen's previous hard work!
"Ma Zhen, forget it, it's just a congratulatory gift, don't you just ask for an idea?" Xiao Lu's persuasion, Ma Zhenna would listen to it in his heart, and seeing that all the ghosts couldn't persuade the angry Ma Zhen, they had to give the bride on the side a look, and Yang Yiyun didn't want her wedding to be too ugly, so she leaned over and picked up the honorary mortal certificate on the ground, and began to persuade Ma Zhen.
Whoever says, Ma Zhen can not listen to it at this time, but Yang Yiyun's words, Ma Zhen still dare not listen, unless he doesn't want to go to the cave room tonight!
"Alright! Anyway, I didn't expect any congratulatory gifts from the Netherworld, so I thought they hadn't come! ”
"Come on, come on, let's continue to hold the wedding, Wang Dahu, hurry up and preside over it!" Ma Zhen smiled and said to Yang Yiyun, but his tone was a little uneasy, he took the honorary mortal certificate from Yang Yiyun's hand, and threw it directly to Wang Dahu on the side, and then asked him to start presiding over the wedding.
When the ghosts heard Ma Zhen's words, they were not angry at all, how to say, they were also old fritters who had lived for thousands of years, and they would not lose their hairs if they were damaged, not to mention, the food placed at Ma Zhen's wedding today was all first-class goods, not to mention the delicacies in the yang world, as soon as the ghosts came to the villa area, they smelled the fragrance of high-grade incense candles.
To tell the truth, during this period of time on the battlefield, they ate those inferior incense candle military rations, and they had long been eating so much that they wanted to vomit, and they finally improved their food, how could they let go of this opportunity.
Not to mention that Ma Zhen just sneered at them, even if Ma Zhen really drove them away, they would stay here cheekily, if it really doesn't work, then use the robbery, anyway, Ma Zhen and the disciples of the Redemption Gate can't beat them.
In fact, Ma Zhen had the idea of getting rid of these ghosts, but he also knew that the ghosts were cheeky, so he knew that it was really unrealistic for him to want to get rid of the ghosts, and this was his wedding, and he didn't want to be too ugly.
"Please be seated, and the wedding will take place right away!" When Wang Dahu received Ma Zhen's order, he immediately sang loudly.
Let him, the first boss on the road in Yulong City, say this wedding host, it is also a little wronged him, but this is Ma Zhen's wedding, and being able to be the host at Ma Zhen's wedding is a good moment to show his face.
The wedding began, Ma Zhen and Yang Yiyun also packed up their mood and slowly walked to the place of worship.
Because Ma Zhen and Yang Yiyun are both young people in the 21st century, and there are no old people present, their Chinese wedding is really a bit nondescript, not to mention anything else, at least, at the Chinese wedding, the bride is to wear a headscarf, and Yang Yiyun is afraid of falling down, and did not carry out this operation.
The two held hands and soon came to the floor of the chapel, where there were two empty chairs, representing the parents of both sides, Ma Zhen and Yang Yiyun worshiped heaven and earth and their parents, and the wedding ended so simply.
In fact, the two don't care too much about whether the wedding looks good or not, after all, in their opinion, marriage is a matter of two people, and the wedding is actually for others to see.
"After a busy day's work, let's eat!" As the groom, Ma Zhen only cared about the cave room, and when he saw that after worshipping heaven and earth, he waved his hand and let the little brother and the ghosts sit separately.
"Ma Zhen, you should keep that award, after all, it is handwritten by a big man, although I also know that it is useless, but if you treat this award like this, maybe you will offend people invisibly...... Offended the ghost. Ma Zhen and Yang Yiyun were also hungry, and like the guests, they also sat on the table, but this table, because there is no relation, so they just made the couple, Yang Yiyun accidentally heard Wang Dahu actually handed over the award to a younger brother at this time, and told the younger brother to throw the award certificate into the trash, so she whispered to persuade Ma Zhen.
"That's it! Wang Dahu, come here! Ma Zhen is for the cave room today, whatever Yang Yiyun says, he will obey unconditionally, so he immediately beckoned Wang Dahu over: "Just in case, you can put the award certificate in the villa, don't lose it!" ”
"Yes!" After receiving Ma Zhen's instructions, Wang Dahu hurriedly called back the little brother who was going to throw the certificate into the trash, and then put the certificate back in the villa.
Everything was going on in an orderly manner, but only the ghosts were eating too ugly, which made Yang Yiyun's appetite a little bad.
A female ghost like Xiao Lu is poor, that's a little better, after all, she was a maid behind Hei Impermanence before, even if she swallowed saliva when she looked at the food in front of her, her actions would at least not be so rude.
And the ghosts of the bull head and the head of the beast, there are not so many scruples of Xiao Lu, the best incense and candles, they do not refuse to come, and they want everything from the yang food.
It doesn't matter if you open your neck to eat, you also open your thighs, one person occupies two seats, and just puts your legs up, drinks wine and eats meat in a big bowl, turning a romantic wedding scene into a food stall.
Moreover, if she is a rough man, Yang Yiyun has nothing, after all, although she has never been to a place like a food stall, but from movies and TV series, she has also seen a lot of scenes with such pictures.
But the head of the bull head, that is the head of the beast, if it is a normal mortal to see this picture, it is estimated that Xiang will be frightened, like the head of the cow now grabbing a piece of meat to eat, they probably think that the head of the cow eats human flesh.
"Ma Zhen, I finally know why you hate these ghosts so much, looking at the way they eat, they usually don't get any better, right?" Yang Yiyun couldn't eat, so she whispered in Ma Zhen's ear.
"It's not just annoying, did you see the most disgusting bull head you eat, he pit me many times before, I opened a shop in the Netherworld, and this product was blackmailed, if I really couldn't beat them, whether he could walk upright now is a problem!" Ma Zhen responded indignantly to Yang Yiyun, and suddenly smiled: "You're all married, and you still call me by name?" ”
"Humph! So what do you want me to call you? Yang Yiyun's face turned red when Ma Zhen said this, but she didn't know it, so it was so easy to comply, so she directly threw her face aside, leaving the back of her head for Ma Zhen.
Hey!
Sample! Let you be like you now, when I am full of food and strength in the cave room tonight, I still have to call your husband?
Ma Zhen had a bad laugh in his heart, but Yang Yiyun was thin-skinned and he also knew it, so he didn't dare to laugh out, but he decided in his heart that when he was in the cave room tonight, he must go all out and carry out his husband's responsibility to the end.
However, Ma Zhen thought about it after all, and waited until late at night, after the couple sent all the guests away, and finally waited until the lonely man and widow cave room, Ma Zhen knew what it meant to be powerful and powerless.
"Ma Zhen, I hurt!"
"It's good to be patient, it's good to be patient, every woman has to go through this time!"
"Don't lie to me, I heard that men are very fast for the first time, why have you been tossing for so long!"
"It's been a long time, it's only been less than 10 minutes!"
"I don't care, I'm in pain, you can go to the bathroom by yourself!"
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