Chapter 1099: Either I Castrate You or You Marry Me!
originally thought that the old lady was going to urge him to get married and have children when she saw him, but she didn't expect the old lady to be happy that she was about to hug her grandchildren, and she didn't even look at him at all.
Xu Muhui breathed a sigh of relief, and drank a few glasses of wine with his eldest brother at the banquet, and began to speak without thinking.
"Big brother, tell me how to thank me if it weren't for my grace not to marry back then, how could my eldest brother marry such a good sister-in-law like a fairy"
Xu Muzhou knew what he was talking about, but he was still as steady as Mount Tai with an indifferent look; "How do you want me to thank me, otherwise if you go to the Imperial Capital Military Region with me, I will also promote you"
Xu Muhui immediately woke up most of the time, he would rather die than go to his eldest brother's army to train, okay
Busy with his tongue changed the topic, "The eldest brother and sister-in-law are so loving now, they live a fairy-like life in the imperial capital, the poor little brother is in southern Yunnan, and he is trained by the old lady all day long, and the eldest brother doesn't help me say a few fair words, so don't urge the old lady"
"You're not what you look like now, it's time to find someone to discipline you."
Xu Muzhou glanced at him, "I think what the old lady said is quite right, you should also get married and start a family." ”
Xu Muhui surrendered again and again, and said with a bitter face, "Big brother, you can spare me, how can I have such a good fortune as big brother, when I meet a single-minded person like my sister-in-law, you don't know who those who beat me up, and what kind of thoughts they have." ”
"This kind of thing can't be rushed, you can always meet someone who is satisfied, but you have to be more restrained in the future, I also heard about your playboy name in the imperial capital."
Xu Muhui responded honestly, "Yes, big brother, I know." ”
As soon as his voice fell, Zhou Nian pushed the door and came in.
When Xu Muhui saw Zhou Nian coming, he squeezed his eyebrows at Xu Muzhou, Xu Muzhou still had no expression on his face, but the corners of his lips were still curled without showing any traces.
Zhou Nian toasted a few glasses of wine, and when he left, he told Xu Muzhou not to drink too much, so as not to have a stomach ache at night.
Xu Muhui was stunned and looked at Xu Muzhou without any impatience, and sure enough, after Zhou Nian left, Xu Muzhou didn't touch a glass.
"Big brother, isn't it, my sister-in-law is so strict"
It's rare that the eldest brother is willing to listen to persuasion.
Everyone knows that there are few people in the army who are not addicted to tobacco and alcohol, and Xu Muzhou never leaves his cigarettes.
But when he came back this time, Xu Muhui obviously felt that Xu Muzhou didn't even smoke much.
"If you drink too much wine, you should drink less."
Xu Muzhou replied, Xu Muhui couldn't help rolling his eyes, he remembered the sentence that Xu Muzhou said when he taught him to drink, is a man still a man if he doesn't drink
It seems that it's better not to get married, even such a mighty big brother has become a strict wife, if he really gets married, this romantic and chic day will be the end.
Xu Muhui secretly made up his mind and resolutely refused to get married
Halfway through the banquet, Xu Muzhou got up and left the table and took Zhou Nian back to rest.
Zhou Nian's body has just improved, so he is still a little tired from socializing.
The main owners are gone, and the guests have also said goodbye and left.
Xu Muhui took advantage of the old lady to go back to the room, and was about to slip away, but as soon as he walked into the courtyard, he heard the earth-shattering sound of the door of the Xu family, mixed with a crisp female voice, "Xu Muhui, you who kill a thousand knives, you get out of here"
Xu Muhui's head became loud when he heard this voice, and he turned around and slipped away, there is naturally a back door in the backyard of the Xu family, but he is wise and wise, and he will never face the aunt and grandmother
Xu Mu returned to the back door, listening to the silence outside, he couldn't help but feel proud, he had to run far away this time, at least he wouldn't come back for half a year, he had to be at ease outside.
The maid of the Xu family couldn't help but laugh, and stepped forward to open the back door for their second master, Xu Muhui just took a step out proudly, and his ears were directly twisted, "I want to run Aunt and grandma tell you, there is no door"
The stars and the moon were silent, falling bright streamers, in the silver light, Ning Zheng, the youngest daughter of the Ning family, twisted Xu Muhui's ears with one hand, and carried a horsewhip in the other, and looked at Xu Muhui angrily, "Where do you want to run, you tell me clearly, what do you mean Grandma is letting you play for nothing, do you treat your aunt and grandmother as a courtesan?"
Xu Muhui's ears were about to be screwed off by her, and she hurriedly surrendered her hand and begged for mercy, "I said auntie, how can I play with you for nothing, didn't I say that you were willing to do it"
"Whew"
Ning Zheng was almost angry, twisted his ears and turned around fiercely, "I told you Xu Muhui, either I chopped your dick today, or you married me back, two paths, you choose by yourself"
Xu Muhui's intestines were blue with remorse, how could he believe this girl's nonsense in the first place, thinking that she really slept and turned the page.
How could he have forgotten that this Ning Zheng had a ghost eye when he was a child, and he suffered less from her
Why doesn't he have a long memory, there are so many beautiful women in the world, why was he dizzy and deceived by Ning Zheng, slept with her, and was pinched by this aunt
However, the second master of the Xu family will never compromise, jokes, he has been in love for half his life, how can he be pinched by a girl
"Okay, then you can chop me up with a knife."
Xu Muhui put on a broken jar and broken posture, "Let me get married, it's impossible, if you feel wronged, use the knife." ”
"You"
Ning Zhengqi's little face turned red, and he went to get a knife after dropping the horsewhip, "Xu Muhui, don't think I don't dare, I will do the right thing for heaven today, chop off the two taels of meat under you, so that you don't want to harm women again."
Xu Mu saw that this ancestor really took out a dagger with a cold light, but he was also frightened, this Ning Zheng has been dizzy since she was a child, there is nothing she dare not do, if she is really angry, she will really chop off the root of her life
"Auntie, take it easy"
Xu Muhui hurriedly dodged away, Ning Zheng held the knife, his eyes were red and scary, "Xu Muhui, I'll ask you one last time, will you marry me?"
Xu Mu looked back at her like this, and he was a little uncomfortable, but he had always regarded Ning Zheng as his sister, although she was so beautiful now that he lost control after drinking, but he really didn't think about marrying her.
He was a typical unmarried.
"Ning Zheng, didn't we say it was good before, everyone is an adult, you love me, you can't go online"
"Then do you like me, Xu Muhui"
"Of course I like it, didn't I love you when I was a child, and I saw you as a sister."