112 Worry Relief Shop
Han Ze paused halfway through his words, and looked at the side in a daze, which made me stunned, and hurriedly followed his gaze.
I was also a little stunned when I saw this.
Because there is a strange storefront not far away, the name of the store is called the Worry Relief Shop, and there are two strange couplets next to the store.
Zuo Shu: Solving problems can do anything.
Right book: Love and hatred are bitter and sweet.
And this is not what surprised us, what surprised us the most was that the person in the store turned out to be the Xiao Sa we met in the underworld.
At the time, I suspected that he was not a ghost, but a human, and now it seems that he is really a living person, and he has opened such a worry store near us.
At this moment, there is still a young girl in Xiao Sa's shop. The two didn't know what they were talking about, and the girl seemed to be crying very sadly, and she couldn't stop crying.
And she was holding a delicate little bottle in her hand, just like the ones that Xiao Sa gave to Meng Po last time.
"Let's go, go in and have a look!" I thought about it. Decided to go in.
After all, when we were in the underworld, this Xiao Sa had helped us a lot, otherwise, we might have been killed by those robbers a long time ago.
And. I feel that there must be other secrets in this Xiao Sa.
Because I always felt that those robbers fled because Xiao Sa showed them something, they could escape.
We arrived at the store and didn't speak.
Xiao Sa also seemed to see us, but strangely, he didn't look surprised at all, just smiled and nodded, motioning for us to wait next to him.
We weren't in a hurry, we didn't have anything to do anyway, so we just watched from the sidelines.
The girl should have been emotionally frustrated, but after Xiao Sa's enlightenment, she actually burst into tears and laughed, and after some gratitude, she took out the money and was ready to pay.
However, Xiao Sa waved his hand, took the bottle of tears, and said, "You have already paid!" β
"Really, really don't want money?" The girl still didn't seem to believe it.
"Money has a price, but he has no price." Xiao Sa smiled and shook the small bottle in his hand.
The girl left gratefully, and Han Ze and I both applauded.
"Brother, you're blind if you don't want to be the host of an emotional show." Han Ze exclaimed from the side.
And I said, "Is it really omnipotent? And don't get paid? β
The couplets outside are inevitably too ostentatious, and it is estimated that the Jade Emperor descended to earth, and he did not dare to say that he was omnipotent.
Xiao Sa smiled and poured us a cup of tea, "Hehe, you're joking, since it's a store, how can you not be paid, and my omnipotence is only omnipotent for those who can afford to pay." β
Han Ze and I glanced at each other, and we both thought this statement was very interesting.
"What is the reward, and who can afford it, shall we?" I asked again.
Xiao Sa glanced at us and laughed, "My reward is tears, as for you?" You, no, he can. β
Xiao Sa sat across from us and said meaningfully.
I was stunned. Curious about why he couldn't do it, Han Ze just did it, and immediately asked: "Why can't I do it, he can't do it, is there any difference between us?" β
"Nonsense, of course I'm handsome and you're ugly!" Han Ze's face was full of pride.
I'm really speechless about Hanze's narcissism.
Xiao Sa smiled and explained: "The tears I want are not ordinary tears, but tears containing feelings, love, hatred, hatred, sorrow, sorrow and joy, all tears of love in the world, he has affection on his body, so his tears can." β
"Then why can't I, am I ruthless?" I frowned, a little upset.
If I am ruthless, am I not a ruthless person, and isn't this hurting me?
Han Ze snickered on the side, as if he had thought of this.
But Xiao Sa shook his head. "You are not a heartless man, but a soulless man."
"What, soulless? So, then I'm not dead? I laughed angrily.
But soon, my smile froze. Because I thought of one thing.
The six-armed evil god once said, I am a zombie, and zombies really have no soul, abandoned by heaven and earth, and do not enter the six realms of reincarnation.
My whole body froze there.
And Han Ze also smiled. looked at Xiao Sa and said, "Brother, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, he is a good and dignified person." How can there be no soul? β
I didn't speak, stared at Xiao Sa, waiting for him to give me an explanation.
Xiao Sa looked at me with a smile, "There is no difference between having a soul and not having a soul." The important thing is that you're still here, isn't it? β
Xiao Sa had an unfathomable smile on his face, and I couldn't see what it meant.
"What do you mean, do I really have no soul, but. Corpse? I stared at Xiao Sa, but I still asked this sentence.
Han Ze was stunned, and he didn't know how I could say this, because I hadn't spoken to him about the Six-Armed Evil God, because I didn't take it seriously at all.
"What zombies? How could you be a zombie? If you're a zombie, I've been in contact with you for so long, I can't see it? Han Ze retorted directly.
Xiao Sa drank a cup of tea by himself.
"Don't be attached to that, even if it's a corpse, whose soul doesn't inhabit a corpse? Okay, don't worry about this question anymore, whether it is a person or a corpse, whether there is a soul or not, what does it matter? Xiao Sa smiled indifferently.
"Good. Then don't dwell on this problem. I nodded, not wanting to dig any deeper.
After all, it may not be good news for me to really let him confirm that I am a zombie, and it is better to be confused and pretend that I don't know anything.
Immediately, I said, "So, can you tell us who you are?" β
See I'm no longer entangled. Han Ze didn't ask anymore.
"Who am I? Hehe, didn't you impersonate my identity twice? Xiao Sa said lightly.
"Impersonating your identity?" Han Ze looked puzzled, and he didn't know what Xiao Sa meant.
But I was suddenly stunned and exclaimed, "You, you are the Qincha of the Hades King?" β
"What. He, he's the Chin Cha of Hades? Han Ze was so startled that he stood up directly.
After all, this status is big enough.
The Hades King's Qincha is bigger than the official position of the Impermanence Envoy, and he holds the power of life and death. And with a special mission.
Xiao Sa didn't answer, just took another sip of tea.
Han Ze and I glanced at each other, and we both saw the surprise in each other's eyes.
No wonder this guy is so evil, and Meng Po has committed a big crime by cutting off the Santu River, and he has not been punished. It turns out that there is such a relationship here.
It's just that I'm still very curious, what is the relationship between this Xiao Sa and Meng Po, but I didn't dare to ask.
After all, now is different from just now, knowing his identity, how dare we talk nonsense without taboos.
Although this guy seems harmless, if we say something wrong and anger him, it's over.
Thinking of this, Han Ze and I glanced at each other again, and we both saw the meaning in the eyes of the place.
The wind is howling!
"That, I, I didn't mean to impersonate, it's those two, those two fools. I have to say that I am a chase, but I, I have never admitted it. I hurriedly explained, for fear that this guy would hold me responsible.
Xiao Sa waved his hand, "Don't worry." You don't have to be nervous, what about the real or fake. β
"That's good!" My face was full of embarrassment.
This fucking is really embarrassing to grandma's house, the fake Qincha meets the real Qincha, it's tantamount to an axe in the class, fortunately, people are generous, don't pursue it, otherwise, then I would have committed a felony.
"That, you, you're very busy with this business, we'll come back another day!" Hanze found an excuse that he couldn't be lame anymore, and pulled me and ran away.
I could only nod at Xiao Sa with a dry smile, and then ran away with Han Ze.
However, this Xiao Sa, although he is the king of Hades, has no shelf at all, but makes people feel very approachable, just smiling and watching us leave.
After running away, Han Ze breathed a sigh of relief.
"This world is so crazy that you can meet the Chin Cha of Hades when you go out for a walk." Han Ze looked palpitating.
I nodded.
It was such a coincidence that I thought I could buy a lottery ticket.
Nuo Da's dungeon,Only this one Qin cha,But let us meet,This fucking happened to go to grandma's house,I decided,Go directly to the lottery station to play a hundredfold two-color ballγ