"Let me ask you a question, are you checking your household registration?" Shao Yitian looked at Brother Dao's master and asked directly.

Although Brother Dao's master looks unfathomable and immortal, Shao Yitian is not afraid of him, and if he can't escape, Shao Yitian doesn't believe that he can still chase him to the heavenly court.

"Shao Yitian, how the hell did you talk to my master, are you looking for death?" Brother Dao heard Shao Yitian's disrespectful remarks to his master, and immediately became angry, pointing at Shao Yitian's nose and scolding.

Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I don't want a dog to be leash now!"

When Brother Dao's master heard this, he asked with a puzzled expression: "What does a dog leash mean, do you want to tie a dog leash?"

Brother Dao hurriedly walked to his master's side and explained the meaning of the dog belt to his master. After listening to the explanation, Brother Dao's master had a suddenly realized expression, and then nodded and said, "It seems that I will have to go online more in the future, and I must keep pace with the times!"

"Boy, I'm not checking the hukou, but if you answer my question honestly, I can consider letting you go, if not, don't blame me for being rude. Brother Dao's master didn't seem to take Shao Yitian seriously at all, and his tone was very loud.

Shao Yitian said: "I'm sorry, I don't like to be threatened by others. ”

"Oh. When Brother Dao's master heard this, his eyes narrowed, and it seemed that he was about to make a move.

"Boy, don't blame me for bullying the young, in this way, I'll let you make three moves first. Brother Dao's master put on a posture and looked like an elder.

Seeing this, Shao Yitian still admires Brother Dao's personality from the bottom of his heart, if you are an ordinary person, you don't care what you bully, you will be beaten first.

"Since the seniors have said so, then I'm not welcome, look at the move!" Shao Yitian was not hypocritical, and immediately used his sleeves to hold the hoe in his hand and prepare to attack.

"Wait!" Brother Dao's master suddenly stopped.

"Hmm, senior, do you want to regret it?" Shao Yitian asked with a hoe, the bad buddy just said that you are a good person, and you changed your mind in the blink of an eye, isn't this a slap in the face?

Brother Dao's master shook his head like a rattle and said, "I think your weapon is very strange, can you tell me the origin of your weapon?"

Shao Yitian pointed to the hoe in his hand and said: "This hoe, my superior thinks that the current price of vegetables is too expensive, and it is not safe, so he specially asked the blacksmith to beat this hoe and let me dig the ground to grow vegetables." As for me, when I'm not growing vegetables, I also use it as a weapon. ”

Shao Yitian is full of nonsense, but Brother Dao's master really believes Shao Yitian's words, which can only say that Brother Master is also a wonder.

"So that's the case!" Brother Dao's master had another look of sudden realization.

"Senior, don't you use weapons?" asked Shao Yitian.

Brother Dao's master shook his head and said, "To deal with a fledgling kid like you, I can do it with my bare hands!"

Oh! It's really a master's demeanor, so admirable!

"Then I'm going to attack. Since the other party was so polite, Shao Yitian also exchanged courtesies and reminded the other party.

"Come on!" Brother Dao's master stood in place, as steady as Mount Tai!

Seeing Shao Yitian digging at him with a hoe, Brother Dao's master didn't hide, in his opinion, such an attack was a piece of cake for him.

"The pearl of rice grains also shines!" Brother Dao's master showed a disdainful look.

Brother Dao on the side saw that his master was so calm, and he didn't pay attention to Shao Yitian's attack at all, and felt more and more that his master was bullish, and he couldn't help but clap his hands and applaud his master.

Seeing that Brother Dao's master didn't dodge or dodge, Shao Yitian couldn't help but sigh: "It's not a loss, it's a master! I just don't know what kind of realm my cultivation has reached, it's so enviable!"

Shao Yitian struck with all his strength, and a hoe dug directly into the head of Brother Dao. Brother Dao's master raised his hands and wanted to enter the white blade empty-handed.

In the eyes of Brother Dao's master, a rookie of Shao Yitian's level didn't even bother to use spells.

"Oops! it hurts, it hurts to death, Shaoxia spares his life, Shaoxia stops......"

Shao Yitian originally thought that Brother Dao's master would be able to catch his trick easily, but who would have thought that the result would be like this, since Brother Dao's master begged for mercy with a painful face.

I'll go! Is this still the cultivator with the master's demeanor and immortal wind in his mind?

Brother Dao was even more dumbfounded, the master who had always been invincible in his mind was so vulnerable. Damn, this old liar has been deceiving himself before, deceiving himself to eat and drink for him, and in the past two days, he has deceived himself to worship him as a teacher. Moreover, from time to time, let himself find a young lady to give him, sometimes he wants two, saying that it is for cultivation, and now it seems that it is completely to solve his psychological needs.

Hearing the other party's plea for mercy, Shao Yitian hurriedly withdrew his hand and took the hoe off.

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts me. Brother Dao's master simply sat on the ground, where was there still a little bit of fairy wind bones.

Now like this, it's completely the same as a fortune teller on the street, and it's a lie to see that there is a lot of **.

I'll go! With this little ability, he dares to say big things, and he also says that he will make three moves. Tell you to pretend, forced, and now you have been retributed, right?

In Shao Yitian's opinion, Brother Dao's master is at best a rookie who has just stepped into the Qi Refining Realm, similar to Liu Sihan.

"Senior, do you want to continue?" Shao Yitian can see it now, this Dao brother's master is completely an old liar who can blow cowhide into the sky, and he can't match the cultivators of the fairy wind and Dao bones at all.

Brother Dao's master hurriedly shook his head like a rattle, and said, "I was careless just now, I was a little injured, and I will fight again another day, and I will fight again another day." ”

Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Senior, it's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, you see that the moon is so round today, we can't live up to such a moonlight." Besides, this little injury is not a matter at all for you, senior. ”

Brother Dao deliberately glanced outside when he heard this, where is the moon, tonight's moon is clearly covered by dark clouds, okay, is it really okay for you to lie like this?

"Your words are true, but I suddenly remembered that there was something else important to do tonight, so we will fight another day. "Brother Dao's master is still pretending to be forced, and he is not afraid that a thunderbolt will come down and split him.

Brother Dao immediately changed his face now, and said to Shao Yitian with a smile: "Brother Tian, we really have something, and we really have something urgent tonight." ”

Shao Yitian frowned and said, "But I haven't fought tonight, what should I do?" Shao Yitian took the hoe in his hand and waved it, so frightened that Brother Dao shrunk his neck.

Brother Dao's master said with a smile: "Little brother, as a senior, I have to warn you, it's not a good thing for young people to be too belligerent, it's better to keep a low profile, just like me, I have always been a low-key person." ”

There are strange things every year, and there are especially many of them this year.

Aren't you called high-profile? First, you put on a high-profile demeanor, which scared my brother so much that he almost bowed his head. Then he said that he would let me make three moves, which scared me so much that I almost wanted to turn around and couldn't run......

"Senior, I think it's good for young people to be belligerent, so that they can learn combat experience and shed less blood when they encounter enemies in the future. ”

Brother Dao's master said: "Young people, now is a harmonious society, everyone lives in harmony to build a beautiful homeland, where there is any enemy, you have this kind of thinking." ”

In the blink of an eye, this old liar has changed from a master of pretending to be a master of forcing to an ideological and political teacher, and he has changed without any sense of disobedience.

"Senior, let's not argue about this, let's continue to fight. "Shao Yitian is about to pull the old liar up.

The old liar was so frightened that he quickly shook his head again and again and said, "Little brother, next time, next time." ”

Shao Yitian said: "What next time, I must fight with my seniors tonight, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life!"

"I regret your sister for the rest of my life!" Master Dao's heart is a thousand grass and mud horses galloping by, it seems that tonight this force can't be pretended, if you continue to pretend, you have to put this old life in.

"Shaoxia, just spare me, I surrender, can't I surrender?" Brother Dao's master raised the white flag.

Seeing this, Brother Dao immediately raised his hands above his head, and said to Shao Yitian with a flattering face: "Brother Tian, I also surrender, I also surrender." ”