Chapter 39: Chop your fingers, poke the chrysanthemum
Zheng Sihai walked on the ground in the chaotic mountains, the range of a radius of one thousand meters is not large, but the smallest of the surrounding trees is afraid of three adults surrounding, searching for eleven or twelve meters of super lizards in this green place, even if it is covered with dark red skin, it is not simple.
Safe Zone.
When Xu Dong received the order from his superiors, he dropped his teacup, jumped to his feet and scolded the straight thief, and slapped the table under the instructions: "Everyone, who didn't gather in the lecture hall for three minutes, all consciously rolled out of the gate of the military headquarters."
The people in the command room were stunned for a moment, and in an instant it was as lively as a vegetable market, broadcasting and broadcasting, making phone calls, in short, all means that could notify their comrades-in-arms were used, and then a large number of engineers from the information department were running in one direction as if they were crazy.
This can torture this group of high-level talents who rely on their brains to eat, most of them have not awakened, and there are 700-800 meters from the command room to the lecture hall, which is 1000 meters upstairs and downstairs, 1000 meters is proper, and when this group of engineers who are not diligent in their limbs run to the lecture hall, their legs are trembling.
There is an opportunistic recruit who said that these stupid people, they don't need a good elevator, they can't break their legs on the seventeenth floor unless they take the stairs. I was quite happy in my heart, and I praised myself for being handsome.
Ran to the elevator to see that Xu Dong was about to go down, he immediately ran to the stairs, at this time he grabbed the elevator with the chief, and the small shoes behind him were sure to tie the footbands into a three-inch golden lotus.
When he reached the sixteenth floor, his eyelids drooped, and Xu Dong's adjutant was also waiting for the elevator, when did this kid Nima run down? I thought to myself, this is also a chief, and I can't offend.
As a result, he ran down layer by layer, his face was green, half panting and half breathing, what kind of person is this? Xu Dong forget it, he is a captain, the highest commander of the security zone, and you have to endure it. The adjutant also said that as soon as Xu Dong went up, he immediately raised the rank of adjutant to second lieutenant, and the size was also the number one person.
But what is the next director of the science and technology research and development center, the minister of the information department, and the chief engineer of the defense system, Du Nima, who runs the elevator entrance one by one, and blocks it is a bird matter, the key is that this group of people who have not seen each other for a hundred years on the sixteenth floor are neatly blocked on the 13th, 14th, and 15th floors today, playing tricks.
These guys also admit it, their military rank is not high, after all, their status is high, and they hold the lifeblood of life and death in the safety zone, you have to know how to respect. But the next one was stranger than the other, and when he asked on the second floor, the young man took the initiative to salute him, "Report to the sir, I am a new recruit who has just enlisted in the army." ”
This person's face turned black, and Nima, a new soldier, also pretended to block the elevator entrance with Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu thought that the airborne officials in the safety zone were there. He was going to throw this kid out, and after thinking about it carefully, no, I ran to the second floor and took a leg elevator.
When I got to the first floor, there was a young man who was also blocking there. The corners of this man's eyes are jumping, who are you insulting? The trap is full of routines.
As soon as he pushed the door open, more than 1,000 pairs of eyes in the entire lecture hall stared at him, as if countless insects were crawling back and forth on him, and his neck was shrunk by five centimeters.
"Oh" saluted the report, Xu Dong on the podium touched the Rolex gold watch on his wrist, and said with a smile: "Well, it's very punctual, and you're late for 25 seconds......"
The recruit let out a sigh of relief, and finally caught up.
Immediately after Xu Dong's words, he was mourned, "Three minutes." ”
The recruit trembled all over, staring at Xu Dong with a sad face, Captain, why do you pause between "up" and "three", send me a wisp of fire and blow it out fiercely.
Xu Dong cleared his throat and said, "Men and women sit separately, men on the left and women on the right."
After a commotion, the personnel were already in place, and as soon as he raised his hand, more than a dozen people in the front row passed the "test paper" to the back, a blank A4 paper.
The baton in Xu Dong's hand knocked on the blackboard, lit the two words "exam" on it, and said loudly: "I believe that there is no one here who does not know these two words, today we will conduct an exam outside of the position, and the results of the examination will not affect your work."
Everyone is at a loss, what about the topic? Why are you going to take the wordless book with me?
"Question 1." Xu Dong opened his mouth suddenly, and most of the people didn't react, and when they came back to their senses, they immediately listened carefully, "This question is for all the soldiers." Excuse me, what would you do if you met a hooligan who molested a woman on the bus? Answer the question in 30 seconds and write the number and hand it in. ”
Everyone's hearts are thinking, is this question a test of justice and mission? Molestation of women, no matter where it is, is despicable, and if you encounter it, you will cut him.
Write down the most satisfactory answer in your heart, hand in the paper, they are all calm, this question will give points.
The adjutant folded the test paper on the podium, Xu Dong didn't rush to get the next question, he took a few of them, tasted tea with relish, and sighed a few words from time to time.
Putting down the teacup, Xu Dong said with satisfaction: "Very good, there are finally no blind scum in my team."
The soldiers breathed a sigh of relief and were scared to death, and the emotional captain just gave a sigh of approval.
"The second question, all women, please answer. If there is a hooligan on the bus who is about to do something wrong to you, what is the safest thing to do? ”
After listening to this question, all the men showed a more or less evil smile on their faces, and they automatically made up the picture. In the face of such a question, girls do not have the shyness of little girls, and write down the answers.
The ratio of men to women in the military department is about 15:1, and there are less than 100 female soldiers among the more than 1,000 soldiers.
Grasping a handwritten answer, he read the words: "First fall over the shoulder, then the military body fist to follow, a set of punches and kicks, and enter the morgue without entering the police station."
Everyone laughed, this girl is very confident, they all say that temperament has a great relationship with appearance, it is estimated that this girl's figure must be very confident.
Xu Dong commented, "This soldier's description is very accurate, as a guard to protect the family and defend the country, we can shed blood in the trench, but we can't be humiliated, we should make a decisive move, there is no need to hesitate." But ......"
He glanced in the direction of the female soldier, "The bus is a densely populated place, the aisle is narrow, and a big action such as an over-the-shoulder fall is really performed on the bus, which may hurt the passengers, so it is not recommended to move largely." In fact, it only takes one action to completely avoid accidental injury...... Flirting with his legs or turning around and hitting his knees, I promise he won't even be able to scream. ”
Hearing this, a group of girls blushed, and a few fearless ones eagerly glanced at the man in the seat on the side, and the male soldier who was still excited just now subconsciously clamped his legs.
Xu Dong picked up an answer sheet again and read: "First shout that there are hooligans, and then the military body will serve." This answer is also very good, the first reaction of the average person when they hear the sound of the call is to stand back and be nosy, especially the closer to the voice. The passengers stepped back, just so that their fists and feet would not bump into the crowd. ”
This answer is also flawed, if the gangster has a murder weapon, what he has done is exposed, his brain is hot, and he can often do crazy things, and the passenger's retreat gives him room to draw his knife, which is very dangerous. This person should have a big picture, and according to this character, I have a way to get the best of both worlds. ”
Everyone listened attentively, and the captain passed on his experience again. I saw Xu Dong turn his head slightly and said, "At this time, as long as you say to that rascal, you dare to touch me, I will ...... Moaning to you. ”
Everyone was thundered, and the captain drove without saying a word.
Xu Dong explained: "All hooligans do dirty things in public, they have the psychology of being thieves, and a person with a weak heart is often easier to deal with than a crazy person, because he is instigated, and the first thing he considers when you react to him is not a compromise, but a threat." He was afraid of exposure, so he would stop immediately. Shouting loudly can certainly expose the gangster, but it also makes him moan with the idea of taking risks...... Who would use a knife against a moaning beauty? ”
You have a point.
This is what everyone thinks in their hearts, dare to drive in public in a serious way, no wonder you are a captain.
After coughing twice, Xu Dong said again: "The third question, all the boys answer the question." Ask, if there is a gangster (male) on the bus who is doing dirty things to you, ......"
Before he could finish his question, there was an argument below.
"Chop him."
"Chop it up and feed it to the dogs."
"Chop up shit and feed him."
"Grabbed the hair and ripped off the whole scalp, kicked and kicked his dog's legs, and the size 42 shoe print on his face."
"If you come to the gods' feet, the chickens will fly and the eggs will be beaten."
All kinds of righteous declarations defend the dignity of men's rights, and this question does not need an answer, and the answers are specially fed to the dogs. You Xu Donggua, the hooligans have provoked you, you have to disgust me, I curse your ancestral tomb for smoke, green smoke!
The girl laughed angrily, but she didn't expect that Captain Xu, who was upright and upright, also had a black belly.
"Everyone's answer is the same." Xu Dong said with a smile: "Unity is a good thing, but unity is not good for doing bad things." My question is, what position should you maintain to make the rogue most comfortable. ”
The girls said that the aunt who laughed was leaking and Rao was the most gentle and calm A few also hid their faces and chuckled, Captain Xu is really a tiger general.
Laughter ensued in the lecture hall, but it was bitter for the five Mo Chen, Zheng Sihai, who were sleeping in the open air, to search for the traces of the red lizard in the mountains, but he didn't even know that he wanted to step on his cheekbones from his tail, and almost let this manic beast swallow him.
"Han Qingqing, chop your fingers." Such a voice suddenly came from the deep mountains, and if someone happened to pass by, I am afraid that the frightened souls would be scattered. Damn, you're not going to run into human traffickers, are you?
Han Qingqing swung his long sword, and the blade collided with the red lizard's shrunken nails, only to hear the roar of the mountain red lizard, and the long sword cut a three-centimeter-deep hole in the mountain red lizard's fingernail, and failed to chop off the claws.
Mo Chen smiled strangely, his gloomy eyes glanced at it, and he immediately shouted loudly: "Jiang Han, poke the chrysanthemum."