Chapter 137: Bat droppings
At that moment, I really felt that I must have done good things in my previous life, and I could meet a brother like Zhang Zewen in this life.
In this group of ghosts, there was a man who was one meter and eight years tall, looking at Zhang Zewen coldly, extremely contemptuous, "Heh, you two little dolls, don't think that wearing Taoist robes, you really think that you are really a Taoist priest, and you dare to bully our people, open your dog eyes and see clearly, this is Lao Tzu's territory, who dares to bully the lonely souls and wild ghosts in this area, that is to be with Lao Tzu, it is unfortunate today, you two bumped into Lao Tzu's muzzle." ”
I was angry in my heart at that time, standing behind Zhang Zewen, and said menacingly, "I'm a judge, if you dare to come nonsense, I will kill you with a pen!" ”
"Hahaha-" The ghosts laughed and looked at me with sarcasm on their faces, "This little doll even dares to pretend to be a judge, I'm afraid there is something wrong with our brains, really when we have a short vision, we don't know the situation of the yin?" ”
Zhang Zewen reached out and patted me on the shoulder, and said in a calm tone, "Don't talk nonsense with them, it's important to save your daughter-in-law." ”
The voice fell, Zhang Zewen stepped on the gang step and pointed to the mantra, "Please the Jade Emperor, one cut off the heavenly plague road, two cut off the earth plague gate, three cut off the human road, four cut off the ghost no door, five cut off the plague road, six cut off the Yin soldier road, seven cut off the evil master road, eight cut off the plague five temple gods, nine cut off the wizard cult road, ten cut off my master has a way, since the master has broken, people have a way, all evil teachers and evil ghosts have no way, if there is a blue-faced and red-faced person to make the law, stepping on the heaven and earth net is not merciful, I respectfully invite the six stars of the Southern Dipper, the seven stars of the Big Dipper, I am in the Taishang Laojun as anxious as the law." ”
"Edict!"
At the sound of an order, a wisp of black smoke rose into the air from the bodies of these yin spirits around them, and these black smoke intertwined with each other, forming a huge net that trapped them in it.
I have seen this spell in my grandfather's book, this is the heaven and earth net spell in the Maoshan technique, once this spell is implemented, it can control the actions of all the yin spirits here, and put a barrier on them, which cannot hinder anything.
If someone casts a spell to solve it at this time, the net will spread and the caster will also control it.
If it weren't for a powerful Dao spell, it wouldn't be enough to support this spell.
When fighting the law, it can also be used as a talisman, but at this time, it can also be skillfully used on them, whether it is killing people or killing souls, after all, I understand this truth by hurting karma and reducing one's own cultivation, and Zhang Zewen also understands it.
These hundreds of ghosts, before they started, were subdued by Zhang Zewen's move, and everyone looked at us with a bewildered expression, blinking their eyes in disbelief, before they could perform, it was already over.
Zhang Zewen saw that the spell had trapped them, so he took me to the vicinity of the bats to see if there was any droppings.
"Stinky Daoist! Let us out! "When the ghosts saw us go away, they all shouted and made a fuss.
Zhang Zewen didn't pay attention, but used a flashlight to look around for traces of feces.
"Fuck, there's no seed! Do you dare to fight straightforwardly, what kind of man are you this way! The group of ghosts continued to shout, trying to provoke Zhang Zewen so that they could come back and break the spell.
"Stinky Daoist! Milky and undried chick feathers! Roll over to Lao Tzu! Grandpa let you know what it means to be capable! They roared.
Zhang Zewen frowned, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, he pulled out the peachwood sword behind him with his backhand, and suddenly threw it in the direction that trapped them.
"Smack-".
The peachwood sword was firmly inserted in front of them, and all of a sudden, all of them were silent.
This thing has always been afraid of ghosts, and the peachwood sword can be said to be a deadly thing, Zhang Zewen threw it in front of them with a snap, the meaning was obviously obvious, and if he continued to quarrel, he would use the peachwood sword to destroy them.
To be honest, I really admire Zhang Zewen's momentum, it is simply killing people invisibly, extinguishing their mouths in momentum, it is simply a complete abuse and second killing, if I can be half handsome, I will wake up laughing in my dreams.
Zhang Zewen looked back at my smirk, and couldn't help but say, "What are you laughing at?" ”
I put away my stupid smile in embarrassment, and immediately replied with a serious look, "No, I didn't laugh." ”
Zhang Zewen frowned slightly, didn't say much, and walked directly to the big tree in front of him, he leaned down and took a flashlight to shine on the black thing on the ground, "It's this." ”
I hurriedly looked at it, Zhang Zewen and I looked at each other, and suddenly there was an awkward atmosphere in the air, his eyes were waiting for me to pick up, and my eyes were waiting for him to pick it up.
"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you pick it up quickly?" Zhang Zewen couldn't help but speak, staring at me with straight eyes.
I was very devastated, I didn't bring anything when I came out, that is, I had to pick up with my bare hands?
At that moment, I almost cried, thinking that this was a life-saving thing, so I had to endure the resistance in my heart, and steadily grabbed the and held it in my hand, not to mention how desperate I was at that time.
I just took the and rushed back to the village chief's house, and when I first returned to the house, it happened that a few little ghosts under my grandmother's hand also found the things and handed them all over to my grandfather.
Grandpa took the urinal and handed it to me, "Hurry up and pee".
I took the urinal, looked at everyone, and quickly lifted the urinal to the corner of the wall, unbuttoned my pants reluctantly, aimed at the urinal, and sprinkled it up.
Grandpa laughed at me behind him, "What's there to hide, which one doesn't have a JB, just a small toothpick, I don't have to watch things!" ”
When grandma heard this, she picked up her arm and beat her grandfather on the head, and scolded, "If you talk nonsense in front of Chen Tian again, my mother will beat you to death every night!" ”
Sure enough, my grandmother felt the most sorry for me.
When I finished peeing, I lifted my pants and brought the stinking urinal.
Grandma looked at her grandfather fiercely, "What are you doing in a daze!" Pour all of these things in and stir vigorously! ”
Grandpa's face was quite embarrassed, he was laughing at me one second, and the next second he was retaliated by his grandmother.
Grandpa frowned, reluctantly poured chicken blood, crucian carp eggs, and bat dung into my urinal, stirring for about ten minutes, grandma looked at it, and said, "Cover this thing on the girl's wound, and when the rooster crows during the day, if she can wake up, it means that the girl is saved." ”
To be honest, at that moment, I was quite distressed about Zhang Yao, this is feces and urine again, and blood eggs, I feel disgusting for a male baby, let alone a female baby, it is estimated that waking up is a real collapse.
At this moment, Zhang Yao, who was tied to the chair, lost her mind and kept struggling, and I brought it to her with the stirred 'anti-corpse poison', when her face was frightened, and she seemed to have an instinctive reaction to know that this thing was defeating it, and she was even more crazy and grinned like bared her teeth, babbling at me.
I didn't want to, I scooped up a piece of fishy medicine with a spoon and wiped it on her neck and chest, and as soon as I put the medicine on it, I saw Zhang Yao's whole person stiffened, and her eyes widened, and she suddenly fainted.
Seeing this, I finally breathed a sigh of relief and waited for her to wake up during the day.
This matter can be regarded as solved, but grandma and grandpa are inseparable, you look at me, I look at you, although they didn't speak to each other, they seemed to be able to read what each other was thinking.
Grandpa watched grandma leave here with the little ghosts, and grandpa stood at the door, silently watching grandma's departure.
When I came out of the house, I found Bai Xiao hiding next to me crying alone, I frowned and walked towards her, "Sister Bai Xiao, why are you crying?" ”
She raised her head to look at me with red eyes, and said with tears in her eyes, "Zhang Zewen left me behind, I don't even know where he went!" ”
I was stunned, has Zhang Zewen already left?
I was a little disappointed, "Brother Zewen should be going back to his grandfather, and he is going to prepare for the Daomen competition." ”
Bai Xiao blinked, suddenly stopped crying, and looked at me in a daze, "Go to the competition?" Eh, Chen Tian, don't you want to compete too? Didn't my father-in-law invite you to participate in the Dragon and Tiger Sect Leader Sect election? ”
I was stunned, "Am I going?" ”
"Go! Of course! I'll go with you, so I can find Zhang Zewen! Bai Xiao said happily.
Grandpa came back to his senses at this moment, walked towards us, and said to me in a serious tone, "No matter what, this Dragon and Tiger Sect must be taken down." ”
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