Chapter 538: Shan Kui

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The monster smiled at Xia Lan, his eyes kept looking up and down, his eyes were full of evil, and he reached out and grabbed it a few times under his crotch.

Xia Lan's eyes glanced down, and found that a strange bulge actually appeared on the lower body of this monster, pushing his pants high, and hurriedly took a few steps back.

"Quack Quack ......"

The monster grinned, seemed to be very happy, reached into his clothes, scratched under his armpits for a while, and then handed it to Xia Lan.

Xia Lan took a closer look and almost didn't spit it out, the monster's palms were full of lice the size of fingernails, and they were still crawling between their fingers.

Seeing Xia Lan cover her mouth and retreat, the monster threw all the lice in her hand into her mouth, and chewed it "crackling", sounding like she was eating melon seeds.

Zhang Cheng raised his eyebrows, looked at Xia Lan and said, "This is a good thing, high protein, and the taste must be similar to that of jumping candy." ”

"Vomit ......" Xia Lan finally couldn't hold on, bent over and retched.

The monster turned its head to look at Zhang Cheng, its eyes shining vigilantly, and it bared its teeth and let out a low whining.

"Yo...... Are you sexist? When you see a beautiful woman, you invite someone to eat, and when you see a man, you look like this? ”

Zhang Cheng shrugged, looked at Xia Lan and said with a smile: "This guy has taken a fancy to you, and wants you to go back with him to have monkeys, and treats me as a rival in love." ”

Xia Lan was startled, and hurriedly hid behind Zhang Cheng, staring at the monster in front of him with strange eyes.

"No kidding! Send it to reincarnation! ”

Zhang Cheng pursed his lips, "What kind of rebirth, it's not a ghost, this thing is a mountain kui, it just gives birth to some spiritual wisdom after living for a long time, and it is not even a demon." But this thing is possessive, and when you see a beautiful woman, you can't walk, so it's probably coming at you, then again...... It's the first time you've grown up or someone has taken a fancy to you, right? Isn't it a little exciting? ”

"I'm excited about your size!" Xia Lan really wanted to strangle Zhang Cheng, "Even if no one wants me anymore, I won't take a fancy to a monkey!" ”

"Hehe...... " Zhang Cheng smiled, bent down to pick up a stone, pinched it into powder as soon as his hand tightened, and said to Shankui with a grin: "Okay, my brother doesn't have time to play with you, hurry up and find your mother monkey, don't let me see you again!" ”

Shan Kui looked at the stone powder on the ground, and his big mouth instantly turned into an "O" shape, and he shouted twice at Zhang Cheng, turned around and disappeared into the grass on the side of the road.

Zhang Cheng clapped his hands, "Okay, let's go." ”

"You...... You're just letting it go? Xia Lan was stunned for a moment, frowned and looked at Zhang Cheng and said.

Zhang Cheng stretched out his hands and said with an innocent face: "What if you don't let it go?" This guy is a protected animal, and with you, the big police officer, by his side, I can't blatantly break the law. ”

Xia Lan stomped her feet and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense! We're trapped here now, maybe it's this thing! If you had caught it, we might have found our way out. ”

Zhang Cheng shook his head, "I just said, it's not even a demon now, how can it have the ability to trap us, maybe it's the only one left in this mountain, and it happened to be in estrus recently, burning with fire, hungry and thirsty, so I just got my clothes and came out to rob the road." ”

Xia Lan was stunned, "What's the mess?" Could it be ...... It really wanted to ...... me."

Zhang Cheng nodded, and said seriously: "Everyone is a primate, although you are hairless, but you can make do with it." ”

Xia Lan's nose was almost crooked, "What do you mean hairless!" Can you not speak so dirty......"

Zhang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing, "This hair is not the other hair, you have misunderstood, and you are embarrassed to say that I am dirty." ”

"Vulgar! Dirty! ”

Xia Lan's face turned red, glared at Zhang Cheng fiercely, and returned to the car with a snort.

"Uh......" Zhang Cheng touched his nose, and suddenly remembered that the word 'Bi Mao' had a homonym, and it seemed that Xia Lan had misunderstood it again.

Zhang Cheng followed back to the car, and saw that Xia Lan tilted his head and didn't speak, he said with a smile: "Okay, it's just a joke with you, it's not so stingy, right?" ”

"Who is stingy! It's your mouth that's not clean! Xia Lan glanced at the direction in which Shankui disappeared, paused and said, "If this guy really kidnaps people, what will happen after that?" ”

Zhang Cheng squeezed his eyebrows and said: "What else, of course it's a snap, but don't worry, even if you are really arrested, it will not harm your life, but will serve you with delicious food and drink, and will let you go when the estrus period is over." ”

Xia Lan couldn't help but shudder when she thought of that furry face, and said through gritted teeth: "Sure enough, it's a beast!" What if someone was really like that...... It's better to die! ”

Zhang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, "Actually, it's also for survival and reproduction, driven by instinct." Now the mountains and forests are seriously damaged, and the mountains and valleys cannot find the same kind, so of course they have to attack people. But now people are not stupid, how can it be so easy to be captured, maybe it will be killed as a monster itself. ”

Xia Lan took a deep breath, shook her head and said, "Hearing you say this, these guys are quite pitiful, the living space has been squeezed, and now they can't even find their kind." ”

"Yo!" When Zhang Cheng heard this, he couldn't help but quip: "I'm very pleased that you have this kind of ideological awareness!" Why don't you just give yourself a grievance and dedicate yourself to the great cause of saving endangered wild animals? The mountain should not have gone far yet, and I might be able to call it back. ”

"Get out!" Xia Lan punched Zhang Cheng, but his hand was shaken to the point of pain, rubbing his hands and saying, "Don't talk about this nonsense, think about what to do now!" ”

"What else can I do......" Zhang Cheng glanced at the fork in the road in front of him, and under the cover of the canopy weeds, he could barely see a few dozen meters away.

"Turn around and go back, I always feel that something is wrong with this place, there are many trees and dense grass here, and I have no sense of direction when I go around, so let's go back to the winding mountain road first."

At this time, Xia Lan didn't have any ideas, and Zhang Cheng said whatever he wanted.

The Humvee started, turned around at the fork in the road, and drove back the way it came.

The road is still the same road, and the trees are still those trees, but Zhang Cheng always feels that something is wrong.

It took me seven or eight minutes to get here from the previous fork in the road, but now I've been driving back for ten minutes, and I haven't seen a fork in the road.

As the sun sets in the west, the mountain path becomes darker and more eerie, as if there is no end.

After driving like this for more than ten minutes, a fork in the road finally appeared in front of them, and the two of them were slightly relieved, but when the car drove closer, they were dumbfounded at the same time.

This fork in the road is also in a Y-shape, one left and one right extends into the dark woods, but logically speaking, when they came just now, it was two forks on the left and one on the right, and now they turn around and go back, and when they arrive at this place, it should be two forks in one, how can there be two forks in the road.

Zhang Cheng opened the car door and got out of the car, walked to the location of the fork in the road, looked down, and his brows suddenly furrowed.

"What the hell!"

"What's wrong?" Xia Lan also got out of the car and walked over, followed Zhang Cheng's gaze, and was stunned.

I saw a puddle of white powder on the ground, and there were some fine stone slags around, which were the stone powder left by Zhang Cheng when he scared Shan Kui just now.

Thanks: Cold night cold night、I know you don't know who I am、Kent's tip。

Don't rush the big guys, there will definitely be a big outbreak this month, let the fuckers save the manuscript first.

(End of chapter)