Chapter 2323: Ding Ermiao's First Love (13)
The crowd lifted the coffin together and lowered it into the pit. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 The bottom of the coffin fell on a peachwood stake, about three inches above the ground.
Ding Ermiao straightened his position and walked around the coffin, chanting a mantra at the same time.
After circling the coffin three times, Ding Ermiao stopped chanting the incantation and ordered to cover the soil.
The deceased's son asked in a low voice, "Little Taoist, is this the case, it's all right?" ”
"You think beautifully!" Ding Ermiao glared and said, "The men who send the funeral here, who are over eighteen years old, all stay and guard the grave until dawn!" If it's okay before dawn, then it's really okay. ”
"Ah, you still have to guard the grave?" Everyone was taken aback, their faces were embarrassed, and they all played drums in their hearts, they knew that they wouldn't come to join in the fun!
Some people even protested loudly, shouting: "No, no, I have something to do when I go home at night, I don't have time here!" ”
"That's right, we didn't sleep all night when we kept the vigil last night, how can we hold on to the grave tonight?" Others shouted.
For a while, the cemetery was in chaos, and everyone was chattering.
Ding Ermiao raised his hand and said, "Be quiet and listen to me." You can go back, but when the old man gets up in the middle of the night, he will definitely knock on the window of your house, and then you won't be able to cry! Don't think that the old man is kind when he is alive, once the corpse is defrauded, the people in your whole village will not be enough for the old man to stuff his teeth! When you go back, you can hide? Let me tell you, as long as the old man enters the village, every family of you will be unlucky for ten years! ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and the audience was silent.
"So, the current solution is for more people to guard the grave here. If nothing happens at night, tomorrow will be fine; If something happens at night, we will kill the old man here, and we will not leave the whole village behind. What to do is up to you. Listen to me, and I will stay with you; If you don't listen to me, I'll turn around and leave, and you'll be responsible for it! Ding Ermiao looked at the crowd and said loudly.
Everyone looked at each other for a long time, and finally someone asked: "Little Taoist, haven't you already done it, why does the old man still cheat the corpse?" ”
"Yes, I've done it, but the old man's situation is very special, and I don't guarantee that I won't make a mistake." Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "You are right to listen to me, you can work hard all night in exchange for a lifetime of peace." If you don't listen to me, you'll regret it. ”
"Then now the old man is cremated, okay?" Someone else asked.
"Of course it's okay to burn it, but you have to ask the master's house, I have no opinion." Ding Ermiao said.
The son of the deceased, of course, did not want to, and hurriedly begged everyone to stay and guard the grave, and promised each person a good cigarette.
There must be brave men under the heavy reward, and as soon as everyone heard that there was a reward, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief and nodded slightly. Anyway, there are still little Taoist priests here, what are you afraid of? If you want to die, the little Taoist priest will die first, right?
Ding Ermiao nodded, and said, "Okay, thank you for your cooperation, you can prepare things now." Diesel gasoline, prepare more. Dry firewood, more. Then there are more long weapons, and if there are no long weapons, iron forks are used. There are still well ropes that need some, take precautions, and take them all. ”
The sons of the deceased wrote them down one by one, and the central people went back to prepare.
At this time, it was already dark, Hongyu was a little anxious, pulled Ding Ermiao, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Ermiao, what should I do, it's dark......"
Originally, Hongyu thought that she could get it done before dark and could go back, but who knew that Ding Ermiao would have to stay.
Now Hongyu doesn't dare to go home alone, and it's not suitable to stay here.
Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's over, let's go back together......"
"But why are you going back? My mom is at home and will definitely scold me. I won't go out with you anymore......" Ruby stomped her foot in a hurry.
"By the second half of the night, it's pretty much it." Ding Ermiao said.
"But what do I do now? Is it with you? Hongyu looked around and said, "Brother Ermiao, why don't you ask the master to find a few aunts to send me back." ”
"You see everyone is so busy, who has time to send you? You just stay here, don't be afraid, come with me. Ding Ermiao said.
Hongyu had no choice but to follow Ding Ermiao and stay around.
There was a kind middle-aged man here, who felt that it was inappropriate, and said: "Hongyu, why don't you go to my house, my daughter and your elementary school classmates, you go to my house to stay, and go back tomorrow." ”
"No, I'll follow Brother Ermiao......" Hongyu didn't leave.
It didn't take much effort, and it was completely dark.
The people of the main family brought over the necessary diesel, gasoline, dry firewood, and other things, and brought dinner and food to everyone.
Ding Ermiao found a sheltered place, took Hongyu, and hid aside for dinner.
The villagers who guarded the grave gathered together to drink and fight. Drinking alcohol can ward off the cold and strengthen courage, so everyone drinks a little.
Ding Ermiao raised his eyes and looked at those people, and said in a low voice: "Hongyu, the old man will come out in a while, you look at it, you have to scare these guys to death!" ”
"Ah, can you really cheat the corpse?" Ruby was taken aback.
"Shh......h Be quiet, and don't let those guys hear. Ding Ermiao smiled wickedly and said, "This is definitely going to cheat the corpse, the hair on the old man's face is more than an inch long." But the main family didn't let me burn it, so I had to do it in the cemetery. Don't be afraid, when the old man comes out, you will find a big tree to climb up, and you will be foolproof. ”
"But can you deal with it?" Ruby asked, trembling.
"Of course I can deal with it, even if it's a powerful zombie, I can do it, let alone just a corpse? However, I'm going to take my time and play tricks on the guys in Xia Wang Village, and make them call me Little Taoist! Ding Ermiao said.
Hongyu thought for a while and said in a low voice: "I'm afraid that the three poor Dao Chiefs will scold you if they find out." ”
"My master has been wandering tens of thousands of miles away, how can he know? Unless, you'll sue later, or you'll be absolutely fine! Ding Ermiao said.
"I won't sue you, but you can't mess around, Brother Ermiao." Ruby said.
"Don't worry, I'm measured." Ding Ermiao lowered his head and said again: "Remember, when you hear a wild cat barking, the old man is about to come out, and you will go up the tree then." So, there's a big tree over there, do you see? ”
Ruby looked back at the big tree not far away and nodded slightly.
Ding Ermiao smiled proudly and walked towards the crowd of people who were drinking with the porcelain jar.
There were more than 30 people in this group of night vigilers, all of whom were powerful men. There are so many bold people, so many people are here, in fact, everyone is not very afraid.
"Drink more, then make a fire and keep warm. If the old man comes out, hehe...... Don't run, help me subdue the old man. Ding Ermiao said.
Everyone was a little drunk, and someone squinted and said, "Little Taoist, you underestimate our big men in Xiawang Village!" Don't worry, even if the old man comes out, we won't run away. There are so many people, can you still get him? ”
"Okay, talk counts. Everyone is a big man, and they said that they are not allowed to run when the time comes. Whoever runs, who is the grandson of the king and the eight turtles! Ding Ermiao took the opportunity to run.
"As long as you don't run, we promise not to run!" The villagers said.
Ding Ermiao gave a thumbs up and praised: "Okay, there is a kind!" ”
Everyone laughed and scolded, thinking that this little Taoist priest was very interesting.
Ding Ermiao turned around, walked away with the red jade again, and stayed in the northeast corner of the cemetery. Because there are several big trees in this place, Ruby can climb them when the situation arises.
The villagers over there also lit a fire and continued to drink and chat, making loud noises.
In a blink of an eye, it was more than eleven o'clock, and the villagers finally drank up, and one by one they were drunk and hazy, and drowsy. But there are also one or two drunken ones, not only do not fall asleep, but are extraordinarily energetic, playing hide and seek in the cemetery.
Hongyu and Ding Ermiao sat in the distance, feeling a little cold, and couldn't help but hug their arms tightly.
Ding Ermiao knew that he cared about Hongyu, so he took off his gown and draped it on Hongyu's shoulders.
"Brother Ermiao, how long will it take to go back?" Ruby asked anxiously.
"It's coming, it's coming......" Ding Ermiao said as he looked at the new grave.
"Meow ......"
As he spoke, a cat meow came from the southwest of the cemetery, which was terrifying.
Hongyu was startled, forgot to go up the tree, opened her hand, and hugged Ding Ermiao. Because Hongyu remembered that Ding Ermiao said that as soon as the wild cat barked, the old man in the coffin was about to come out.
Ding Ermiao hurriedly stretched out his hand, covered Hongyu's mouth, and whispered, "Don't scream, hold back, and go up the tree later." ”
On the villagers' side, someone noticed the situation of Ding Ermiao and Hongyu, but when everyone saw them hugging each other, they thought that their young boys and girls couldn't stop their anger and wanted to make love in the wild, and they didn't realize that Hongyu's performance was fear!
On the contrary, these villagers are still not serious, and they are all peeking at Ding Ermiao and Hongyu to see if they will have some exciting performances.
Hongyu didn't care about everyone's attention, stood up gently, returned the clothes to Ding Ermiao, and then walked towards the big tree behind her......
At this moment, there was a sudden muffled sound of the new grave crashing.
"What sound?" The alarmed villagers hurriedly looked back.
But in the flickering light of the fire, the earth of the grave was lifted upward, and then the grave was broken, and a black man rose from the grave!
"Mom...... Cheated corpse! The villagers screamed, got up from the ground one by one, and turned to flee.
"Don't run, whoever runs will catch him, you can't outrun him!" Ding Ermiao shouted and rushed over, shouting at the red jade behind him: "The red jade is on the tree, don't worry about this side!" ”
Ruby didn't dare to slack off, hugged the trunk of the tree, and crawled upward. The girls in the mountains are naughty, and they have long-term housework and farm work, so they have good physical fitness, climbing trees or something, and Hongyu is also very good.
But the villagers over there listened to Ding Ermiao's words, stopped one by one, did not dare to escape, opened their eyes wide, and looked at the zombies standing up in the coffin.
(To be continued.) )