Chapter 39: Four Youths
As soon as Wu Zheng finished asking, he saw Shu Qianer's body stunned, as if he had been struck by lightning, his face turned even more pale.
Wu Zheng felt that something was wrong at a glance, but in order to ease the atmosphere, he still put his arm on Shu Qianer's shoulder, and said with an evil smile: "What's the matter, little fat man, looking at your scared look, is it possible that you are the hell?" ”
It was originally a joke, but who knew that Shu Qian'er was even more excited after hearing it, trembling like chaff, cold sweat covered his forehead, and said timidly: "Old Wu, don't, don't talk nonsense, I didn't see it...... Where did this world come from...... Ghost ......"
Wu Zheng's eyes narrowed, there is definitely something wrong with this fat man, there is no confidence in the whole sentence, it is completely three hundred taels of silver here, but after thinking about it, no, this Shu Qianer is Baihua Xie's apprentice, Baihua Xie is Mr. Yin and Yang, how can Mr. Yin and Yang's apprentice not believe that there are ghosts in the world?
Thinking of this, Wu Zheng immediately glared, pushed Shu Qian'er, and said angrily: "Okay, you Shu Qian'er, you are still your aunt's eldest apprentice, if there are no ghosts in this world, what do you want our Mr. Yin and Yang to do?" What do we live on? Are they all going to drink the Northwest Wind? ”
Shu Qian'er shook his pigtails, cried with a fat face, and said helplessly: "Old Wu, so far, I'll be honest with you, although I nominally worshipped your aunt as a teacher, but in fact I didn't learn anything, and your aunt didn't let me see half a ghost!" ”
Wu Zheng cut a sigh and said coldly: "I have long seen that you are greedy for fun and sleep, and you are lazy to eat, you are not the material for Mr. Yin and Yang at all, and you are in vain for Aunt Yin's teaching!" Aunt won't let you see the hell, she must be afraid that she will scare you into peeing your pants! ”
Shu Qianer was criticized, and suddenly he was unhappy, and said angrily:
"Why, it's my fault? Your aunt knows every day that she takes me to find herbs, plant herbs, pull herbs, boil herbs, and never teach me a trick of yin and yang. ”
Saying that, Shu Qian'er showed a suspicious look again, and said: "Tell you quietly, I think your aunt is a female liar, although her medical skills are powerful, but she is definitely not Mr. Yin and Yang, I must have been fooled when I worship her as a teacher, she just lacks a miscellaneous coolie, and she has fallen in love with my tendon and flesh!" ”
I'll go, dare to say that you have tendons and flesh at your figure? Wu Zheng's violent temper was a kick at the moment, and Shu Qianer, who kicked it, ran a few steps in a row, almost fell down, and scolded at the same time:
"Okay, you're a fat guy who doesn't know how to respect teachers, you're short-sighted, you're short-sighted, Mr. Yin and Yang are also classified, if you can really learn your aunt's skills, you can make a hundred ghosts surrender with a handful of herbs!"
Wu Zheng's words are not alarmist, Baihua Xie specializes in the medicine of yin and yang, and Mr. Yin and Yang like her has already formed a school of his own, and is called a medicine practitioner in the world, but his reputation is not far away, so he is excluded from the twelve schools of yin and yang.
In Shu Qianer's cognition, Mr. Yin Yang must be dressed in a gossip robe, carrying a peach wood sword, and Yin Yang must be chanting a spell in his mouth and drawing talismans in his hands, so he feels that Baihua Xie must not be Mr. Yin Yang if he studies herbs every day.
What a narrow idea!
Shu Qianer listened to Wu Zheng's statement, snorted disdainfully, pouted and said:
"Lao Wu, don't pretend, I've seen a lot of you people under the banner of Mr. Yin and Yang, if you say it's good, you can earn some extra money by acting, and if it's ugly, it's to cheat money! I'm a highly educated young man, so I don't believe in ghosts and gods. ”
At this time, Wu Zheng was no longer angry, but shook his head and smiled, he could see that Shu Qianer didn't really believe in ghosts and gods, on the contrary, he not only believed it, but was also afraid to death.
Moreover, the errand arranged by Baihua Xie is related to Shu Qianer nine times out of ten, and it is very likely that Shu Qianer encountered a strange incident that needs Mr. Yin Yang to solve.
The reason why Shu Qian'er retorted so hard was because he didn't believe that Wu Zheng had learned the Yin and Yang Technique.
Come to think of it, Wu Zheng can learn yin and yang techniques by sleeping every day, and ordinary people really don't believe it.
It seems that it's time to show your hands to the fat man, this is what you asked for, no wonder I, Wu Zheng grinned, and squeezed his eyebrows at Shu Qian'er and said: "It's easy to say, since you think that our aunt and nephew are liars, then I will be a good person and introduce you to a really powerful friend." ”
Shu Qian'er was a little curious for a while, and said with satisfaction: "That's right, old Wu, people should admit their own shortcomings, see the strengths of others, where are the friends you introduced to me?" ”
Wu Zheng raised his eyebrows, smiled slyly, and said to a big tree in front of him, "It's right behind that tree." At the same time, he whispered a few spells in his mouth.
Shu Qianer walked to the big tree suspiciously, and muttered: "Your friend is so strange, what are you doing hiding behind the tree, is it a shy big girl?" ”
Thinking of this, Shu Qian'er's eyes were full of peach blossoms, jumped behind the tree, and said with a smile: "Little beauty, let my brother take a look...... Ahh
The piercing screams echoed in the mountains, for a long time, and the next second Shu Qianer ran back in despair, his face was pale, his teeth chattered, and he pointed to the big tree and stammered: "Ghosts, ghosts, old, old Wu, there are ghosts!" ”
Wu Zheng smiled on his face, the cloud was light and light, just now he found that a female ghost had been secretly following, he couldn't bear it and didn't make a move, firstly because the female ghost had no intention of harming others, and secondly, he also wanted to see what the female ghost had to do with him.
didn't expect Shu Qian'er to be ashamed of his words, Wu Zheng suddenly got up, so he recited a spell to let the female ghost appear behind the big tree, and then guided Shu Qian'er to walk over, scaring him off guard.
Looking at Shu Qian'er's dejected appearance, Wu Zheng secretly laughed, but on the surface, he pretended to be serious, swaggered forward, and smiled at the same time: "What nonsense are you talking about, we are all highly educated young people, how can we believe in the theory of ghosts and gods?" ”
With the way of others, Shu Qianer was suddenly speechless, hid behind Wu Zheng with a smoke, tugged at the corner of Wu Zheng's clothes, moved cautiously, and saw that he came to the big tree just now, the female ghost appeared in front of him, and Shu Qianer's heart attack almost blew up.
Wu Zheng turned his head to take a look, and couldn't help but say something in his heart, the female ghost looked too stumbling, her two eyes turned out, and she was bubbling with black water, half of her face was collapsed, and Sen Sen's teeth were exposed, if it weren't for a set of tight sportswear that outlined her figure, she couldn't tell whether she was a man or a woman.
Wu Zheng stopped, quickly pinched his fingers, and with a wave of his hand, a faint red light flew into the female ghost's body, and the image of the female ghost changed rapidly, with a delicate face and a slender figure, she was clearly a beautiful girl.