Chapter 31: Lack of Zhongqi
But who knows, as soon as Baihua Xie heard this aunt, she immediately covered her mouth and snickered, happy like a teenager, without the majesty that a Mr. Yin and Yang should have.
Seeing Wu Zheng's surprised face, Shu Qianer whispered to him: "Old Wu, you don't know yet, my master has a habit, that is, he likes to let the little handsome guy call her aunt, as far as I know, her nephew can circle the earth even together." ”
Wow, Wu Zheng was suddenly embarrassed, and said in his heart, is this Baihua Xie really a Mr. Yin and Yang? It can't be an imposter, right? After all, his grandfather is serious, how can he have such a living treasure sister?
Liu Shenxue was quite interested, and asked in a low voice, "Shu Qian'er, then do you also call her aunt?" ”
Shu Qian'er scratched his head embarrassedly, and before he could answer, he heard Baihua Xie say with some disgust: "You see what he looks like, with a fat head and big ears, and you still want to call me aunt?" Let's talk about it when the weight loss is successful. ”
Shu Qianer nodded embarrassedly, like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, the master's lesson is that I will lose weight from tomorrow!" ”
Baihua Xie glanced at Shu Qian'er, and immediately hooked Wu Zheng's chin with his finger with a smile, looking like a nymphomaniac, and sighed: "Oh, it's a pity, I didn't expect that Senior Brother would have such a handsome little grandson, it's really itchy." ”
Wu Zheng's goosebumps rose all of a sudden, and he jumped back in fright, and shouted with a wry smile: "Auntie, you have to be self-respecting." ”
Baihua Xie coughed twice, his face returned to seriousness, and he commanded Shu Qian'er: "Bookmark, take them up the mountain." ”
Well, it seems, the nickname bookmark has been around for a long time.
Shu Qian'er didn't dare to slack off, so he took Wu Zheng and Liu Shenxue to the front immediately, Baihua Xie muttered alone in the back, rubbed Wu Zheng's back from time to time, and said with a smile: "This waist board is a little soft, this is not good, it needs to be strengthened, hehe." ”
Wu Zheng trembled, and before he could dodge, Baihua Xie's hand touched his thigh again: "Oh, it's soft, it's missing some muscles, eat more eggs to make up for it." ”
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Along the way, Wu Zheng's tofu was eaten enough, and he was miserable, but the other party was his elder, and he couldn't get angry, so he could only endure it embarrassedly, and his little face was red all the way to the end, but Liu Shenxue almost couldn't hold back his laughter on the side.
Wu Zheng stiffened his face and blamed: "Xiaoxue, your father-in-law was molested, and you are so happy?" ”
Liu Shenxue couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile like a flower: "Wu Zheng, you have been skinned like a monkey since you were a child, I have never seen you so embarrassed, and I can see it, aunt is not simply teasing you, you are very smart, you should understand the reason." ”
At this time, Baihua Xie's fingers touched Wu Zheng's ears again, Wu Zheng's body trembled, this place was a little sensitive...... Sense, his face suddenly turned red into a monkey's buttocks, and he heard Baihua Xie say with a smile: "The earlobes are cold, and the middle qi is insufficient, so my aunt has to boil some ginseng soup for you to drink." ”
Thinking of what Liu Shenxue said, Wu Zheng suddenly understood that this Baihua Xie seemed to be eating his tofu, but he was actually checking the condition of various parts of his body, and there were words in his words, which were clearly trying to find a way to regulate his body.
Thinking about it like this, Wu Zheng calmed down a lot, and had a good impression of this halfway aunt, but Baihua Xie's hand was too dishonest, he touched everything, and he was about to touch his chest, Wu Zheng hurriedly ran forward, and shouted at the same time: "Auntie, be merciful, you can't be hungry!" ”
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After about two hours, the group finally arrived halfway up the mountain, but they did not expect that there was a spacious flat land in this steep mountain field, and a small village came into being, hidden among the flowers and jungles and difficult to find, like a paradise.
However, this village is really too small, there are only a dozen or so households, and every household is full of smoke, and it is harmonious.
At the entrance of the village, a gate was made of flowers and trees, and a wooden sign stood next to it, with three big characters written on it in ink: Baiyao Village.
Baihua Xie may have been tired of walking, and he didn't have the heart to tease Wu Zheng anymore, so he simply walked in front and led a group of people around more than a dozen courtyards and came to the back of the village.
Behind the village is a square, at the end of the square is a towering mountain, high and not topped, straight into the sky, at the intersection of the mountain and the square there is a two-meter-high cave, inside which there are warm lights.
Baihua Xie did not stop, but directly brought everyone into the cave.
After coming in, I knew what it meant to have a cave, the whole cave was beyond imagination, at least five or six hundred square meters, and the height was about four meters, which was quite spacious.
The cave is artificially divided into several rooms, and it is obviously carefully carved, and the walls of the cave are carved with flower and grass patterns, which is very emotional.
It's not so much a cave, but a set of mansions dug out of the mountain, which is not comparable to those mansions in the city, completely pristine, pure nature, and hard to find.
There is a square table in the hall, and there are delicacies on it, the aroma is fragrant, which makes people's taste buds open, Baihua Xie gently pushed Wu Zheng, and said with a smile: "Silly boy, what are you waiting for, aren't you hungry?" ”
Who said that he was not hungry, he hadn't eaten all day, plus he had danced the whip dance for a long time and climbed half a mountain, Wu Zheng had already put his chest against his back, and Liu Shenxue was no better, and his stomach screamed angrily.
Shu Qian'er was even more hungry, and he didn't know what Baihua Xie had taken a fancy to him, so he actually accepted him as an apprentice.
At this time, a man's voice was heard: "You sit down and eat first, and the last dish will come soon." ”
Wu Zheng was stunned, is there anyone else here? As soon as he thought of this, a middle-aged man came out of the kitchen, half wearing an apron, holding a plate in his hand, and beckoning everyone to sit down with a smile.
The strange thing is that as soon as Baihua Xie saw the man, he immediately became dignified, his face was shy, and he whispered: "Zhitian, your cooking skills are becoming more and more exquisite." ”
, Wu Zheng was stunned for a moment, good guy, where did the aunt who was the old cow eat tender grass go just now? You also know shyness?
It can be seen that the man in front of him is the true love of Baihuaxie.
The man was embarrassed to be praised, his face flushed slightly, and he quickly changed the topic and introduced himself.
After introducing each other, I learned that the man's name is Bu Zhitian, and Baihua Xie has lived in this deep mountain for many years.
Bu Zhitian took out a jar of wine from the kitchen, took the lead in pouring a bowl for Wu Zheng and Liu Shenxue, and said with a smile: "Zheng'er, Xiaoxue, meeting is fate, we have to get along with each other on this Qianmu Mountain for a year, if my brother-in-law is not well entertained, please forgive me, I will do it first." "Anyway, drink it all.
It seems that Bu Zhitian also knows that Baihua Xie likes to be an aunt to others, so he simply calls himself his brother-in-law.
Wu Zheng and Liu Shenxue didn't know how to drink, so they took a tentative sip, but found that the wine was quite sweet and fragrant, and they couldn't help it for a while, so they raised their heads and drank it all.
Shu Qianer also smiled and saluted Wu Zheng for a bowl, a mouthful of old Wu called quite kindly, although Wu Zheng's good impression of this fat man has long disappeared, but it is still a symbolic return bowl.
The atmosphere during the whole meal was quite harmonious, everyone talked and laughed, like a family, Wu Zheng was very satisfied, it seemed that the next year would be very easy to spend.
It's a pity that he was wrong, he never dreamed that tonight would be the last time he would smile, and from tomorrow onwards, he would not be able to laugh if he wanted to, and he would be greeted by hellish torture!