Chapter 112: Five Souls Scattered
"Soul refining? Isn't it just thrown into the furnace and burned? Hehe! What's so strange, we here, people are burned with fire when they die, and then the ashes are collected and brought back to the family to worship and preserve, isn't it?
Could it be that the soul is refined at night, is it thrown away alive and burned? Oh! How much does that hurt? But that's okay, Ye Liangchen, as long as you wait for me for fifty years, don't dislike my old bones, it's okay, just endure the pain, this person is dead, who is the soul for? It's better to give it to your own family.
Big deal: No reincarnation in the next life? But when a person dies, a pile of loess, and turns around as a person, it's really not interesting, I Chu Yuzhuo has decided, I will never reincarnate to drink Meng Po soup in the next life, it is very undelicious, bitter and astringent. ”
"Chu Yuzhuo? Are you idiots? Lord Monarch's eyes turned a little red, "Is soul refining the fire you said?" …… Forget it, if you listen to it, you won't understand, Ben Jun will take you to dinner, Ben Fujun will do a good job, and I will ensure that the meat sauce you like to eat will be eaten for you, go! ”
Lord Monarch was so hurt that he dragged me away, but Ye Liangchen was stunned in place, and his expression seemed to be deeply touched, Gu Mufeng was completely sentimental, and the mist under his eyes was even thicker, and he might not know if he wanted to rub his tears.
What did I say? A lot of big truths, not a word against the will! But they all have such feelings? was dragged away by the Lord Monarch, and I was still very aggrieved and turned back to Ye Liangchen and shouted.
"Ye Liangchen, it's okay to make a reservation for my dowry money, I will definitely be the first person to refine your soul, Ye Liangchen, it doesn't matter if it hurts, hey! Ye Liangchen, you just think about it, pay the deposit first, don't ...... "I was dragged away by Lord Monarch covering his mouth."
"Ye Liangchen, do you hear it! Are you satisfied? This is the result you want the most, after Gu Mufeng finished speaking, he sneered and gave Ye Liangchen a cold look, "Hey! Chu don't let go, wait for me, Zhuo'er! ...... and then chased after me and the Lord Monarch, but Ye Liangchen was cold there, and seemed to stand for a while.
Looking at the fragrant meat sauce puree, I couldn't eat it, and my mood was even better, but I didn't feel bad because of soul refining?
Because I have long been relieved of such a thing as soul refining, and I have never felt that it is inappropriate, not to mention, a person is alive, a lifetime, and the body can still be used, wouldn't it be better to be optimistic in thinking?
Gu Mufeng sat beside me very gently, his eyes kept looking at me so softly, I felt very spoiled, and his tender eyes looked at me like that, which made me a little flattered.
"Gu Mufeng, don't you keep looking at me like this, okay? I'm going to eat? Isn't it going to be sent to refine the soul right away? ”
"I'll feed you!" The Lord Monarch is also suddenly numb, feed me? Oh! Headache, can they not pamper me like this?
"I can eat it myself, let me do it myself!"
I took the bowl and chopsticks from the lord's hand in a restrained manner, but he refused, Gu Mufeng smiled with a smile, but funny gave me a bowl of rice, picked up the bowl of chopsticks, and pushed it in front of me.
"Eat more, Lord Sovereign's cooking skills are top-notch, huh! How about a taste? Is it to your taste? ”
I was stunned and looked at Gu Mufeng, who had always been cold and didn't care about other people's meals, but looking at him so diligently, he was even more stupid in his spoiled eyes, Gu Mufeng must have been taken crookedly, and many of his behaviors became more and more like the lord King Chu.
"Give! There is also this dish, but you can't find it in your Yang Realm. ”
The Lord Monarch pushed over a plate of dishes, and my eyes widened, what is this? It can't be a human brain, right? The meat sauce puree, it was also terrifying to hear.
"Your Excellency? Are these dishes your specialty? That Gu Mufeng eats the dishes you cook every day? Did you sleep together? ”
“……”
Lord Monarch's face was gloomy and gloomy, and he looked at me with suspicion, but he reached over and touched my forehead, "Chu Yuzhuo, isn't your brain burned out?" What sleep together? ”
Gu Mufeng's face flushed with shame, and he changed his sitting posture very uncomfortably, but he glanced at Lord Lord, and instantly smiled with a rich and weird smile.
"I don't have a fever, you two are honest, what is there to hide from me? I see that you have slept, such a tacit understanding, and you still give you a look?
What is this dish called? What ingredients? Lord Lord, what kind of food do you have in the netherworld? Is it something we don't have in the Yang Realm? ”
Lord Monarch and Gu Mufeng looked at me with unconfused eyes, but they instantly saw through the mystery of my smile, "Chu Yuzhuo, do you know what you were eating while sitting on the table just now?" Is it delicious or not? ”
"What's that?"
I felt like I was being tricked, and I suddenly wanted to vomit, but Gu Mufeng didn't play like this, he didn't have such a bad heart as Lord Monarch, and his smile was weird and unpredictable.
"You think of it! In the netherworld, there is one thing that must be tasted by those who come to the underworld, and that is the yin bone, how chewy do you feel? The meat is tender, right? ”
"Baby bones?"
I felt sick for a while, and at this moment I felt a churning rain in my stomach, and I wanted to vomit for a while.
"Hehehe!" Gu Mufeng patted me on the back, which made me smile.
"Chu don't let go, you? How can you? ...... "My stomach was full of discomfort, but he didn't think so.
"Yin Er Bone is a soup made from the best Yin'er, mixed with mature chicken bones, to make a superior dish, eat this can resist the cold, do you know?"
What's that dish? I wanted to vomit when I heard it, but looking at the sweetness of Gu Mufeng's food, I also took off the taboo, what dish is so terrible?
"Chu Yuzhuo, have you heard of Yin'er? I don't know how to be a husband and listen to you, and then eat this bowl of rice? ”
I nodded heavily, eager to know the strange name of the dish.
"Yin, homophonic yin, er, naier, Yin Er is the best cold thing in the cold place, and the bone is tender and delicious, but it is the best food for Yin people.
It also has a special effect to clear the cold, so what I eat these days is naturally the dishes made by the Lord Monarch? You mean sleeping together? But you've been imagining it for a long time.
If you like to sleep with three people, you can also, I have no opinion, it is better to change the double bed in the wooden house another day, and prepare a larger bed that can sleep three people, Lord Lord, and I don't know what to think?
Speaking of which, Zhuo'er, how are you going to settle the sleeping place between me and the Lord? It is not only to give sleep and serve the wife, but also to have rules and etiquette.
Lord Yejun wants to remove the bones for three days, and the rest of the time, how does Madame plan to settle Lord Sovereign and my Gu Mufeng? ”
I swallowed my saliva tightly, my face was red and red, and Lord Monarch was silent in anticipation, it can be seen that he slept with Gu Mufeng's three people, but he tacitly admitted it, otherwise according to his character, he would have already raised his hands to oppose it.
I shouldn't have left them to sleep together that day, I shouldn't have given them a chance, so I didn't give them a chance to sleep crookedly? Isn't it crooked?
Holding the rice, I lowered my head tightly and felt a panic in my heart, jumping to my throat and jumping up, Gu Mufeng was too direct, right? He proposed that the three of them sleep together? Oh, my God! Can you not be so explicit?