The tester sat on the chair, glanced at the man in front of him who was so fat that he couldn't even see his eyes, and said directly: "You don't need to test, eliminate." ”

The fat man asked unwillingly, "Why?" You haven't even come up with the question yet. ”

The tester snorted, not even looking at him, "Why?" Oh, it affects the image of the whole team, is this answer still satisfactory? ”

"I, I, I ......" The fat man was deeply shocked, his facial features wrinkled, and he ran out crying.

Shangguan Yitong: "......"

Another very thin man came and smiled flatteringly, "Hello, my name is Wang Dage, what is the topic you want to test?" ”

The tester didn't bother to raise his eyes, "Which one is stronger, your father or your mother?" ”

"Huh?" Wang Dage was stunned, what the hell is this topic?

Shangguan Yitong on the side twitched the corner of his eye.

The test officer snorted and said, "Of course it's your mother, when you go to bed at night, you look at who is on top and who is down, your mother will definitely make your father don't want to scream." ”

"Huh?" Wang Dage was dumbfounded, and it took a while to understand what this meant, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he pointed at him speechlessly.

Shangguan Yitong almost squirted out with a mouthful of water, and hurriedly tidied up his appearance and supported his forehead.

Fortunately, her question is normal, otherwise she would have been unable to resist beating this tester.

Shangguan Jing and his entourage happened to pass by here, and Nan Ying quickly covered Xiaobao's ears, don't listen to incivility, don't listen to incivility!

Ge Laozi, who thought of this ghost topic!

Nan Ying automatically forgot that he said: Except for the five people on the list, the rest of the crooked melons and cracked dates, just send them away with a few questions, the more perverted the better, let them have nothing to say!

Shangguan Jing looked at the thin man who left angrily and shook his head.

Shangguan Yitong glanced at his eyes and saw Shangguan Jing standing next to the test bench, raised his thin eyebrows, and went up.

"Shangguan Jing, you won't also come to the alchemy conference, will you?"

Shangguan Jing then set his eyes on her, pretending not to see her before, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be the eldest sister, you also came to sign up?" ”

Shangguan Yitong's eyes were arrogant, "Well, it's already passed, what about you?" ”

She is proud of alchemy, so she naturally looks down on Shangguan Jing, a person with a single cultivation, so what if the Xuan rank is higher than her? Do you have the ability to practice medicine as a practitioner?

Shangguan Jing heard her disdain and smiled, "I'm bothering you to worry about it, the test officer didn't ask the question, and directly let me pass, my luck is a little better than yours." ”

"What?" Shangguan Yitong didn't believe it, and smiled contemptuously, "Third sister, you have said too much, the human test officer is still there, do you have a shame?" ”

Shangguan Jing pretended to be panicked when her eyes were exposed, and said calmly: "Eldest sister, what is my face, is there something wrong with my eldest sister?" We won't delay you. ”

Shangguan Yitong saw that she was pulling the little cub to leave, so he stopped her and said with a smile: "What's the hurry?" Isn't the third sister deliberately lying, afraid that I will expose you to the tester, so she is in a hurry to leave? ”

Shangguan Jing said with confidence: "The eldest sister said this, the third sister is not happy. ”

Shangguan Yitong looked at her like this, and was sure that she was slapping her swollen face and becoming fat, and sneered, "Everyone who signed up here has answered the question, are you so special?" I'll ask the tester. ”

Shangguan Jing pulled her, her voice was a little loud, "Eldest sister, don't say it!" Can you let me keep a low profile? ”

"Poof......" Nan Ying snorted, and quickly stabilized.

No, no, no, I'm about to burst into laughter!

Madame is going to be a whole person again!

Shangguan Yitong looked back at her, "Third sister, what do you mean by this?" Could it be that you, a person with no talent for alchemy, want to lie to me that you have passed the registration test and want to get the crystal, right? ”

When they were arguing just now, someone had already noticed this, and now that Shangguan Yitong said this, the eyes of others looking at Shangguan Jing were even more different.

In addition to contempt, it is disgust.

"Although Shangguan Jing looks more beautiful than Shangguan Yitong, but a vase, he still dares to say that he wants to participate in such a grand alchemy conference? Have one's head in the clouds! ”

"It's just a vase, I think it's under-inserted! Running around all day! ”

This is so poisonous that the test officer squirted out a sip of tea, his heart trembled, and he peeked at Mrs. Jing, who was as pale as usual, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Ge Laozi, look at how the labor and management will clean you up later!

Shangguan Yitong heard their discussion, and the corners of his mouth hooked an arc.

Shangguan's quiet eyes were not shocked.

Shangguan Yitong sighed, hating iron and steel: "Third sister, if you want to learn alchemy, the eldest sister will naturally teach you at home, but you went to the shop to make trouble, isn't this embarrassing for me?" ”

The melon-eating crowd exploded again.

"That's right, a genius alchemist is next to him, I don't know how to ask for advice, and I am embarrassed to come to the shop."

"Shangguan Jing is really stupid, just like her, it's embarrassing!"

"Shangguan Yitong deserves to be a good sister of the people!"

"That's right, not only is the Xuan rank high, but he is also a junior alchemist, a martial artist with double cultivation! What a glory that is! ”

"Shangguan Jing doesn't deserve to lift her shoes!"

After receiving the praise and admiration of so many people, Shangguan Yitong's vanity swelled, and his eyes were even more arrogant.

Shangguan Jing yawned, lifted his eyes, and said lazily: "Shangguan Yitong, if you want to ask, just ask, so what do you do?" The intermediate-level and beginner-level alchemists didn't say anything beside them, what are you proud of? ”

Li Qing, who was drinking tea on the side, heard this, looked over, and found that all the people's eyes fell on him, and smiled, "Under Li Qing, take care of me." ”

The crowd was boiling again, and the chattering continued.

Shangguan Yitong's face turned red, and he didn't dare to look at his eyes.

Of course, she knew who Li Qing was, the fifteenth ranked alchemist in the mainland, and his prestige was far and wide. In front of master-level figures, she is an inconspicuous sand.

If you knew that there were big people present, it would definitely not be so casual.

Li Qing glanced at Shangguan Jing, laughed, and turned to leave.

Shangguan Yitong clenched his fists, trying to make his face less embarrassed, "Shangguan Jing, I have answered the question before, you actually dare to talk nonsense in front of him, it is really embarrassing for the Shangguan family." ”

Shangguan Jing shook his head, "You and I are both surnamed Shangguan, if I really talk nonsense, you don't have the brains to expose it, people are watching the jokes of our Shangguan family, can you have some brains?" ”

"W-What?" Dare to say that she has no brains?

The test officer looked about the same, coughed a few times, and appeared, very majestic, "What is the noise?" When is this place? Did you take me into account? ”

Shangguan Yitong saw the tester coming and said, "Tester, my third sister is ignorant, I apologize for her." She actually said that you didn't come up with a question, and the registration was passed, doesn't this mean that it's not fair at all to be a shop? Don't worry, I won't let her continue to mess around. ”

[Author's digression]: This tester is also perverted......