Chapter 117: Donkey dung helps
After walking like this for a long time, Xu Miaoyun and Lu Zhan rested for a while and drank some water. Xu Miaoyun helped him to facilitate him in the woods once, and before sunset, he rushed to a nearby town, Fenghua Town.
However, when Xu Miaoyun was about to enter the city with the donkey cart, she saw another group of people dressed in black at the door. All of them carried big knives, looked at the names of the villages entering the city with fierce faces, and seemed to be interrogating something.
Oh no, isn't it a killer chasing them?
Xu Miaoyun drove the donkey cart aside and thought in a panic.
"What's wrong?" Lu Zhan asked curiously.
"Look at the people at the city gate, do they look like they're looking for someone?" Xu Miaoyun expressed her doubts.
Lu Zhan looked at the city gate with sharp eyes and clenched the long sword in his hand.
"I'm afraid so."
"What then?" Xu Miaoyun bent over the cat behind the donkey cart, thinking of a way.
At this moment, the little donkey, who had been listening to Xu Miaoyun's singing all the way, felt that there was something to be solved, and regardless of whether the hostess who had freed it from the fate of donkey meat burning and donkey meat steamed dumplings was by his side, he actually began to pull up the poop in a big way.
Oops, I'll go! Xu Miaoyun jumped away from behind the donkey's ass with a swoop.
This hasn't been caught by the bad guys, and they're almost killing their donkeys.
Xu Miaoyun pinched her nose and thought hatefully. But suddenly, as if I thought of something, my eyes lit up!
Pregnant! There's a solution!
"General... I'm afraid I'm going to embarrass you. Xu Miaoyun smiled awkwardly but politely.
Before Lu Zhan could react, she pushed Lu Zhan, hid the long sword under the man, and then went to the woods to grab a handful of weeds and threw it on the car, covering half of the man's body and whole face with a quilt.
When Lu Zhan was in the dark and didn't know what Xu Miaoyun was going to do, he only felt that the side of his thighs was suddenly a little slippery and cold. He wanted to reach out and touch it, but he only heard Xu Miaoyun's sharp voice: "Don't touch it!" Trust me, you'll regret touching it~~"
At this moment, Xu Miaoyun, who was pinching her nose with one hand and grabbing the donkey's feces with the other, said retching.
When Xu Miaoyun packed up and led the donkey cart to pass, she really encountered the interrogation of that group of people.
When the visitor saw that it was a young lady with a delicate face and a bewitching figure in cloth clothes, she said, "What is in the car?" ”
I saw Xu Miaoyun burst into tears in an instant, "Woo, go back to a few uncles, this, this is my father-in-law, this morning I was chopping wood in the mountains, was attacked by the wild boar, broke his legs and bones, I was about to take him to ask the doctor!" Woo-"
A man in black wanted to lift the quilt on top of Lu Zhan's head, only to see Xu Miaoyun pounce as if inadvertently, and preemptively lifted the corner of the quilt below, only to see that the quilt was like dyed with feces and urine, emitting a foul smell
"Oh my father-in-law—you, you have to say it conveniently—this is all broken and incontinent, how good is this—woo-"
Seeing this, the man in black who wanted to lift the quilt withdrew his hand, pinched his nose, and muttered, ", get out~~"
"Oops~~Why am I so hard~~~Woo~~~" Xu Miaoyun led the donkey cart into the city while acting.
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Originally, after entering the city, Xu Miaoyun planned to find a medical hall for Lu Zhan to see his legs as soon as possible, but when he thought of the extraordinary black-clothed people at the door just now, and... and the dirty and smelly donkey cart that she made, and Lu Zhan, whose face stinks worse than donkey dung....
Xu Miaoyun still thinks that she will find an inn to settle down first, and then talk about it tomorrow.
The property on her body is limited, so Xu Miaoyun still only needs one room and an extra quilt.
After the two of them hastily had dinner, Xu Miaoyun put the rest of her treasures on the table, and finally stroked them carefully, pursed her mouth, and wrapped them with tears. Tomorrow I have to go to the pawnshop and get rid of them, otherwise where will I get the money for housing and medical treatment.
However, the exception is the favorite magnolia hairpin, and the eagle ornament that was bought at the same time as the hairpin that day. Because he wanted to buy such a thing for Shen Liang, who had been taking care of him, he kept it for the time being.
At this time, Lu Zhan, who was sitting on the bed, couldn't have imagined that this woman would dare to use his silver to buy gifts for other men, and was looking at her intently.
Looking at the way she couldn't put down those things, and then remembering the afternoon when he accompanied her to happily shop in the Northern Cold City, the man's face was filled with guilt. If you know that there is danger on this journey, it is better not to take her with you.
Alas, the daughter is scattered and comes back, what are these things outside the body!
Xu Miaoyun, who sorted out the items and mood to be tomorrow, shook her head, opened the door and went out, Guan Xiaoer asked for two basins of hot water and came back.
A basin was placed in front of Lu Zhan's bed, and a basin was placed in front of the stool he was sitting on.
"Soak your feet yourself." Seeing that Lu Zhan had opened his eyes, Xu Miaoyun said.
Thinking of his refusal yesterday, this man is actually more sad than anyone else, after all, he is so brave and martial, and now he is so depressed that he even has some difficulty walking every day.
I just hope to meet a skilled doctor tomorrow!
There was no extra time to be sad, Xu Miaoyun turned her back to Lu Zhan, sat on the stool, then rolled up her trouser legs, took off her socks, and prepared to soak her feet.
"Hiss-" The long journey in the bamboo forest a few days ago, coupled with the afternoon of today's walk, the soles of the feet that had long been worn out and the socks were glued together, Xu Miaoyun couldn't hold back and groaned.
"What's wrong?" Lu Zhan looked at the girl with his back to him.
"Oh, it's okay, the water is a little hot, just get used to it." The voice replied indifferently.
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Drama Essence Theatre:
Donkey: General, I can't believe that my poop can save your life
Lu Zhan: Don't let General Ben see the donkey in the future! Even if you smell it, you can't smell it!
Xu Miaoyun: Xianggong, how about we eat steamed dumplings with donkey meat tonight?
Lu Zhan: Gross~