Chapter 48: I don't know what the title is

Living in the same space with an old man is definitely exciting.

First of all, take any point in the room as the center of the circle and one meter as the radius, and you will be able to find a condom.

Secondly, if you open a cabinet at random, you may find some toys.

Some toys have simple and rough shapes, which make people's hearts beat faster at a glance.

Some toys are much more restrained, and you can't guess what they do without reading the explanation.

Again, there is a special lattice in the wardrobe, which is filled with some spicy-eyed erotic underwear.

Of course, Yan Yu didn't feel spicy at all.

It's all fun.

"By the way, let's move on to the elimination method." Yan Yu took out a condom from under the seat and played with it in the palm of his hand, "Did you mess with that takeaway guy?" ”

Lan Weiyan took a bath, put on Mei Yangyang's pajamas, put down his mobile game, and looked confused.

"I mean anonymous mail." Yan Yu was still uneasy about this.

He instinctively felt that it wasn't that simple.

"Oh......" Lan Weiyan scratched his head, "No, the little brother who took out the takeaway is very good, and often gives me drinks." ”

"He's not going to take a fancy to you, is he?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ He's a straight man. ”

"Maybe people are deep cabinets, and after seeing your beautiful food, they will quietly bend it."

"Then I'm so beautiful and delicious, Brother Xiao Yan, you don't want to sleep with me, why do people ......?"

"Ahem, I'm a good boss."

"Okay, it really has nothing to do with the takeaway brother."

"Are you sure?"

"Of course, he delivers so many takeaways every day, how can he have time to spy on me? And then look into my background...... It must have been a very powerful hacker, or someone with a lot of power to do it. ”

Lan Wei's tone of voice was as calm as if he was talking about a movie with a plot routine.

"It's impossible for the takeaway guy. The last person you knew was me. Yan Yu touched his chin thoughtfully, "Of course I can't." First of all, I am a busy entrepreneur and have no time, energy or mood to play this kind of prank. Secondly, I don't have that ability......"

"I know it's not Brother Xiao Yan." Lan Weiyan laughed softly, "Otherwise, I wouldn't have applied for a job in your company, let alone lived here." ”

"Visionary. Hey. ”

"Wait for the results from the police. Alas, I wonder if the police here will be as efficient as in my hometown. ”

"The efficiency and service attitude of the police in S City are at least among the top three in the country." Yan Yu looked proud, "If they haven't heard from them for a week, I'll urge them." ”

"Hee-hee, I'll go with you."

"Okay."

The two chatted about something and prepared to fall asleep.

Yan Yu sleeps in the master bedroom, and Lan Weiyan sleeps in the guest bedroom.

In the middle of the night, Lan Weiyan was sleeping soundly with a banana-shaped pillow as high as him, but he didn't want to be woken up by Yan Yu.

"Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan ......" Yan Yu's voice was swaying and flustered.

"Oh my motherβ€”β€”!!!" Lan Weiyan buried his head under the banana in horror, "Hell!! ”

Yan Yu cleared his throat, "It's me." How can I be such a handsome, handsome, and charming ghost? ”

"Hey, Brother Xiao Yan." Lan Weiyan shrank in the quilt with palpitations, sleepy-eyed, "What's wrong?" ”

"I just had a question in mind."

"What's the problem?"

"The guy who is spying on you, do you think he's going to follow you here?"

Lan Weiyan let go of the banana pillow, sat up, and turned on the bedside lamp.

He shook his head, "Probably not, right?" Brother Xiao Yan, do you think it's safe in this house? ”

Yan Yu nervously looked around, "I think it's the same as usual, except for the extra you." ”

"Are you too scared to sleep?" Lan Weiyan hit the nail on the head.

"Uh......"

"Then sleep with me, I'll sleep with you. I'll protect you. ”