Yan Yu has been a little depressed lately.

When he was depressed, he brushed the scarf, ticket circle, and sticker bar to pass the time.

To put it bluntly, it's escapism.

Escapism is the patent of "successful people" like Yan Yu.

At this time, Yan Yu was attracted by an interesting post.

The posts are short, the titles are eye-catching, and the content is compact and concise.

Yan Yu looked at this post with the eyes of a professional, and thought that the landlord was a genius who had not been met in a century.

- must be a skeletal surprise, a gifted man like him...... Accept.

Look at the post again.

Title: The most brain-burning proposition of this century!

Contents: Ask ...... Is there a future for two people together? Urgent! Online and more!

The god with the most likes replied: If there is a future for the two people, then the night will be counterattacked just around the corner (bad laughs).

The reply with the second most likes: Why can't the two be together? They can lily (cover their mouths and laugh).

……

I read too many replies, and I am inevitably a little tired.

Yan Yu expertly lit a thin cigarette and squinted contrivedly.

It seems that he is tired of the 30,000-square-meter big bed, the city named after him, and the flashy world.

("As if" - indicating that this sentence is purely a daydream of Yan Yu...... I'm afraid you don't understand...... If you understand, please raise your hand, and you must praise it: it is really a smart child, and it is not easy to recognize the word "as if". ）

He slowly exhaled the smoke rings and watched the smoke rise and drift away.

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【Yan Yu】

Gender: Male. Male hobby.

Aged 27. Except for the point, there is nothing wrong with the body.

Taurus. Love money, love beauty, lazy advanced cancer.

He not only has the appearance and figure of a little fresh meat, but also the elegance and stability of an old man.

Not only does he have a career that Xiao Xianrou doesn't have, but he also has the romantic feelings that old men lack.

In a word, this old man who loves to have sexual encounters, but is too lazy to create chance encounters, Yan Yu......

It fully matches the eight glittering big words of "young talents, young and promising"!

"Handsome" is his label.

"Excellent" is his motto.

"Received" is his epitaph.

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It was an extremely normal weekday afternoon.

It was drizzling outside the window.

A stirring smell fills the air.

Oh, and it's Durex's mood fragrance bottle that I forgot to close.

That's right, Yan Yu is an excellent entrepreneur.

Half a year ago, his 233rd venture was officially declared bankrupt.

It's nothing—failure is success, his mother.

Yan Yu is a tenacious and aspiring young man.

The more frustrated he became, the more courageous he became; In less than half a year, his 234th entrepreneurship was in full swing, and he was in a trance.

At the beginning of this business, Yan Yu decided to stay in the industry where he started his previous business.

- His favorite sex toy industry.

Yan Yu's 233rd venture originated from an incomparable and great idea for the benefit of all people:

In today's dog food, people's pursuit of quality of life is getting higher and higher.

In the past, people pulled the lamp and covered the quilt and it was done, but now it can't.

It's a good thing.

First and foremost, safety comes first.

What should I do if I win the lottery? What if I get something? Right?

Secondly, skill is required.

Skill is a thing that everyone has their own way to play.

In short, they are all secret recipes that are not suitable for children.

Half a year ago, Yan Yu was the owner of a sex department store.

Seeing that his career is thriving, Yan Yu is quite happy.

I can finally raise my eyebrows and breathe a sigh of relief.

Unfortunately, even the heavens are jealous of Yan Yu's success.

A fire burned the entire department store to the ground.

After the claim was settled, Yan Yu paid the rent, water and electricity, employee salaries, and paid off the mortgage, and there was not much left.

The optimistic Yan Yu thought that this could be regarded as the perfect ending of his 233rd venture.

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This article is beautiful. Slow heat.

Encountering appendicitis = allegorical blue latitude.

Main line: Yan Yu (self-righteous lazy cancer president attack) X blue latitude (belly black tsundere)

If you owe a lot of debt, you will pay it off for the rest of your life.

Please refer to the synopsis for the plot.

【Minesweeper below】

Don't go against it.

Don't enter if you have a discipline.

Thunder "pseudo-attack" please do not enter.

Dark sickness is delicate. The protagonist will do bad things and will be blackened. Sanguan Weiguang is not allowed to enter.

It focuses on psychological descriptions and is a logical essay. If you don't like this type, please don't enter.

Sweet and sadistic. Don't like abuse.

The author is an old man who is not good at sensationalism. The story is based on the plot, and the protagonist is a growth type. If you don't like it, don't enter.

Fable is that neither of them is the first love of the other, and past romances are important to both. Please do not enter the first love party.

It's not the first love, and it's not a 1V1 double clean. Do not enter the thunderbolt.

I don't belong to me to compare Lei's "CN complex", and think that most of the first loves are immature (it is not excluded that a few first loves have achieved positive results).

People who know what feelings are can protect their feelings, which requires a certain amount of experience.

Identifying a person is in tune with the soul. Whether it is the "first time" or not does not matter to the two protagonists who have experienced the waves.

Of course I don't like it, don't enter.

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Having said so much, please do not enter, because it is not very glassy.

Clicking on a book is fate, and turning this page is a choice.

I hope you will take this choice carefully.

I've swept the thunder. I write the story with great care, and I hope that the readers who turn the page are the same as me.

If you find the first chapter unappetizing, or if the setting is thundering you, quit and don't waste your time.

If you choose to watch it, I wish you a lot of fun.

Refills.