On Sunday evening, Liu Xiyue and Lan Lingmei left the dormitory to go to evening self-study.

As soon as I got out of the gate of the courtyard, I saw Gao Wutong and two women walking in front, one woman with slender long hair and shawl, and the other with slightly chubby short hair to her ears, talking and laughing. Lan Lingmei dragged Liu Xiyue and walked a few steps, quietly approaching and following the three of them.

The woman with long hair and shawl cut her long hair and smiled at Gao Wutong:

"Chen Yanju and I can find the station, don't send it."

"Walking with a beautiful woman, I am relaxed, of course I want to send it."

The woman with shoulder-length short hair looked at Gao Wutong.

"You like to walk with Xu Yulin, right?"

"I like to walk with you, too."

"I'm so impressed, how about lending me a shoulder?"

"It's okay to rely on it once or twice, but it's not okay to rely on more."

"Stingy. How many people have leaned on this shoulder? Not less than the number of people on your football team, right? I look at it all high and low on the other. ”

"I can't remember. Anyway, everyone doesn't rely on it for a long time. ”

"You're just too distracted."

"It's also very picky, and the talented women in our department can't look down on it."

"It's not picky, it's not feeling. They can only move the eyes, but not the heart. ”

"Playboy, haven't you ever met someone who is tempting?"

"When I met a little girl during my internship, it was like a clear sky that suddenly appeared after the rain, blue and clear, thrilling. It's a pity that the people are too small. ”

"Is it a schoolboy? You're not that kinky, are you? ”

"You're exaggerating." Gao Wutong hurriedly waved his hand when he heard this, "Don't be so loud, be careful to be heard by our students, you really think I'm perverted." After speaking, he subconsciously turned around and looked back, and suddenly found that Liu Xiyue and Lan Lingmei were behind him, and he froze suddenly.

Liu Xiyue smiled playfully, and looked away again.

"Hello Mr. Gao!"

Lan Lingmei's voice was deafening. Gao Wutong smiled embarrassedly.

"Hello."

Liu Xiyue and Lan Lingmei walked a few steps forward quickly, and when they were more than ten meters away and looked back, they saw that Gao Wutong was lost and unnatural, and couldn't help laughing. The distance is widened, Lanling Meidao:

"Then Xu Yulin and Chen Yanju are very beautiful and have very hot figures, but Gao Wutong can't look down on them, what kind of person does this guy want to find?"

"Why the hell are you doing so much? It has nothing to do with us. ”

"It has nothing to do with me, but it has to do with you. The little girl he said should be you. ”

"There are billions of people on the planet."

"Only you fit the five characteristics he said."

"Which five?"

"Ugly, big buckets, firecrackers, weird, mysterious."

Lan Lingmei laughed. Liu Xiyue is funny and angry.

"It's hateful to dare to say that about me."

"I'll teach him a lesson."

"Okay."

"Don't regret it."

"It's too late to be happy."

When she returned to the classroom after doing recess exercises on Wednesday morning, Lan Lingmei picked up four or five pieces of chalk, put them on Liu Xiyue's desk, covered them with a homework book, and smiled mysteriously at Liu Xiyue.

"Take care of it for me, it will be very useful later."

"If you like to eat as a snack, I'll pick some for you."

"Your conscience is too good, I will definitely repay you."

Halfway through the fourth class, Gao Wutong wrote a board book with his back to everyone.

Lan Lingmei stood up, picked up a piece of chalk, quickly threw it over and sat down again.

The chalk head hits the back of the tall sycamore, leaving a faint little white dot. There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. Gao Wutong continued to write as if he didn't feel it. Lan Lingmei threw out another piece of chalk and hit Gao Wutong's neck. Gao Wutong hesitated for a moment, turned around and glanced at the classroom and said with a smile:

"Don't be naughty, can you concentrate on class?"

Lan Lingmei sat down and glanced at the homework book pressed on the chalk head.

"Okay, Mr. Gao."

Gao Wutong turned around and continued to write the board book. Lan Lingmei took out a piece of chalk from under the homework book, stood up and threw it on the podium, and sat down quickly. The chalk head hits the back of the head of the tall sycamore. Gao Wutong's stiff hand froze on the blackboard for a few seconds, then turned around and scanned everyone with a straight face, but he couldn't see who it was.

"Who did it? If you know your mistakes, you can change them, and it's too late to admit them. ”

There was silence in the classroom, and everyone looked like they were studying seriously.

"Put your hands on the table with your palms up, and I'll check."

Gao Wutong inspected one by one, and when Lan Lingmei and Liu Xiyue arrived in the next row, Lan Lingmei suddenly took out the homework book covered on the chalk head, and snatched Liu Xiyue's textbook in her hand. Liu Xiyue was startled, and she didn't have time to find a notebook to cover it, so she hurriedly covered the chalk head with both hands.

Gao Wutong strode to Liu Xiyue's desk.

"What's under your hand?"

"Nothing?"

"Take your hands away with your palms up."

Liu Xiyue glanced at Gao Wutong, pressed her hand tighter, and said secretly in her heart:

"In front of so many students, you're afraid to touch my hand, right?"

"Do you hear it, palm up."

A smile appeared at the corner of Liu Xiyue's mouth, and her hand remained motionless as if she hadn't heard. Gao Wutong's face turned red, and he looked at the squad leader Yuan Chunzhu helplessly. Yuan Chunzhu stared down at the textbook, as if he hadn't heard anything. Liu Xiyue is funny and proud.

"Sure enough, you don't dare to touch my hand, it seems that you are going to run out of donkey skills."

"Teacher Gao, I'll help you."

Before Liu Xiyue could react, Lan Lingmei pulled her hand back as she spoke.

The head of the chalk is exposed, and there are three small sections.

Liu Xiyue glanced at Gao Wutong and looked at the chalk ash on her hand with a smile.

"Teacher Gao," Lan Lingmei pointed at Liu Xiyue, "See, this is the black hand behind it, she has been taught repeatedly and has not changed, she has not changed her mistakes, you should clean her up well." ”

Liu Xiyue blushed and wanted to explain, but this would inevitably pull Lan Lingmei out, so after thinking about it, she just thought about it. Gao Wutong sighed.

"Liu Xiyue, why are you hitting me? You're disrupting the classroom. ”

"Beating is distressing and scolding is love, and being affectionate is ruthlessly annoyed." Someone behind him whispered.

The class burst into laughter and applause. Gao Wutong turned around and looked around, unable to see who it was.

"Who said that?"

"The ancients, Su Shi."

The classroom laughed again. Gao Wutong sighed.

"You little dolls, you don't learn what you should learn, and you learn a lot of what you shouldn't."

"Enrich extracurricular knowledge and improve overall quality." Lan Lingmei said with a smile.

Liu Xiyue smiled slightly and looked at her watch. Seeing this, Gao Wutong turned around and returned to the podium.

"Please listen carefully and we will continue to talk about new content."

Lan Lingmei turned around and put her mouth to her ear.

"I understand your mind. I'm so happy for you. ”

Liu Xiyue pinched Lan Lingmei's thigh hatefully.

"Ah——!h

Lan Lingmei howled, and the whole class looked sideways. Gao Wutong was taken aback and hurriedly asked:

"Lan Lingmei, what's wrong with you?"

"Got bitten by a dog."

"Where's the dog?"

"Far away, close at hand."

"Listen well."

Gao Wutong looked at Liu Xiyue, and Liu Xiyue's face turned red all of a sudden.