Bao Pi Long is an authentic dialect of Sichuan and Chongqing, literally 'Bao Qi', that is, Mandarin 'fool' and 'stupid', and most of the time it is swearing.

If others scolded me for being a treasure critic, I would definitely have to fight with the other party, but it was my grandfather who scolded me, so I had to admit it aggrievedly.

"I don't understand." I really don't understand what my grandfather said.

Since the old blind man came to the door to compare the high and low, I feel more and more that my grandfather and I know a little different, I used to think that only the old blind man can do those skills, but now it seems that my grandfather will also, even more powerful than the old blind man.

In the past, my grandfather's mouth was full of my parents' vulgar words, although I could understand the vulgarity, but now I don't understand it at all.

"Everything is yin and yang, your daughter-in-law only has yin for a living now, she can't stand yang, jade is warm and moist, she can tolerate yin and yang, and she can also regulate the yin and yang of her inner body out of balance, the more you talk about this thing, the more confused you are, and it is difficult to explain, you just have to put some blood on me." Grandpa ran out of patience as he spoke, and suddenly didn't bother to explain while explaining.

Although I am also afraid of pain, after all, it is good for my daughter-in-law, a manly husband, this pain must be endured.

I didn't think much about it, so I reached over and cut my grandfather, because I was really afraid of pain, and when my grandfather wanted to cut it, I was so frightened that I closed my eyes and didn't dare to look at it, but it was just a few seconds of work, and the tip of my index finger was gently pricked.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that the knife in my grandfather's hand was placed next to me, replaced it with an embroidery needle and poked it on my finger, and squeezed the wound with my hand, letting the blood drip down the jade pendant.

Grandpa took the jade pendant again, stretched out his fingers and pinched his fingers, and there were words in his mouth, but in a few seconds, a wisp of green smoke came out of the jade pendant, and grandpa suddenly spoke, "E! ”。

I came back to my senses and found that Zhang Yao was gone, I subconsciously looked at the jade pendant, could it be that Zhang Yao was really put into the jade pendant by his grandfather?

I stretched out my hand and rubbed my eyes, but I really didn't see Zhang Yao, so I asked my grandfather, "Where is my daughter-in-law?" ”

Grandpa smiled and stretched out his hand to point at the jade pendant, "Do you still need to ask?" It's in! ”

I quickly snatched the jade pendant, held it in my hand and looked at it several times, "Really in?" "I didn't trust my eyes all the time, and this kind of thing was beyond my knowledge.

Grandpa pointed to the jade pendant and said, "This is your daughter-in-law, you can keep the jade pendant by yourself, live for a few days, she wants to come out, she will come out by herself, you don't have to care, but if you lose the jade pendant and are picked up by the bad guys, your daughter-in-law's life and death will depend on the sky." ”

Grandpa's words are extremely serious, and they are born and die at every turn, which makes me very nervous.

I carefully hung the jade pendant around my neck, thinking that this way I would definitely not worry about losing it.

When it came to dinner in the evening, grandpa lit incense in the house, I knew that he ordered it specifically for Zhang Yao, people eat, ghosts smell incense, now Zhang Yao and we are a family, and we must eat at the same time.

What is extremely amazing is that the smoke after the incense is lit avoids the direction of the wind, but drills directly into the jade pendant, and my eyes are straight when I see it, which is also amazing.

Seeing that I was curious, Grandpa smiled, "You stupid donkey, there are so many things you don't know in this world, this little thing can scare you." ”

I smiled, "Then if I speak, can my daughter-in-law hear me?" ”

"You name it." Grandpa smiled and looked at me with interest.

I said curiously to Yu Pei, "Little daughter-in-law, can you hear me?" ”

The air was terriblely quiet, and it took me a long time before I came back and asked my grandfather, "Then can't she hear me?" ”

Grandpa smiled and replied to me proudly, "I won't tell you." ”

I was very helpless at the time, I didn't know if Zhang Yao could hear me or not, if I talked about things that shouldn't be said, it would be embarrassing.

I used to use a spoon when I ate at home, but today my grandfather gave me chopsticks.

I grew up using it, so I said to my grandfather, "I want a spoon." ”

Grandpa used to be on my behalf, but today he suddenly changed his face, and said in a serious tone, "Eating is the same as being a person, you are so old that you should learn to use chopsticks, the thumb and index finger are on the top, the ring finger and the little finger are below, and the middle finger is in the middle, representing the three talents of heaven, earth and man. ”

"It's hard to understand." I couldn't help muttering, just eat, where is there so much truth.

Grandpa also said, "The length of chopsticks is seven inches and six minutes, representing the seven emotions and six desires of people, in order to show that there is an essential difference with animals, and this chopsticks is to teach you to be a man." ”

I looked at my grandfather curiously, thinking that my grandfather's behavior had been strange recently, and I couldn't help but ask again, "Grandpa, why are you suddenly trying to teach me these nonsense things?" ”

Grandpa was still smiling, but suddenly he turned his face into a tiger, his expression was very bad, he turned around and took out the ghost torture stick, hit me hard, scolded and scolded, "The turtle hammer is a mess, these are all things left by the ancestors, and they can also protect their lives, if you learn well, where do those lonely souls and wild ghosts dare to get close?" You bastard, you even said that the things of the ancestors are messy things, you can't forget your roots, you kid has lived to this day without relying on the wisdom of the ancestors! Lao Tzu beat you to death a grateless dog! ”

I was beaten and scolded suddenly, screaming in pain, grandpa's ghost torture stick hit me, it really hurt, and the bones in my body were broken, I hurriedly called, "Don't fight, don't fight, grandpa, I was wrong!" ”

I begged for a long time before my grandfather put down the stick and said to me angrily, "Do you know it's wrong? What's wrong! ”

I stood next to me tremblingly, submissively, like a chicken pecking rice, nodding, thinking about what my grandfather said before, although I didn't understand, but I probably knew what it was said, so I replied in a similar way, "I know, this is the treasure left by the ancestors, the upper can move the heavens and the earth, and the lower can be what...... Mountains and rivers, can you help your family? You can go to disasters when you're young, grandpa is like this, right? ”

When grandpa heard this, his face softened slightly, "Go to the endorsement well, and don't pull the calf!" ”

"Okay!" I hurriedly answered the call and went back to my room, honestly and obediently took out the booklet that my grandfather gave me, and memorized it well.

I memorized it in the house for about three hours, and when I turned to the back page, it said 'Five Hearts to the Sky,' which seemed to be very powerful.

Sitting cross-legged with the five hearts facing up and reciting these mantras can play their role more calmly.

I couldn't help but be curious, so I tried to follow the above description, sitting cross-legged on the bed, with my heart facing up, palms of my hands facing up, palms of my feet facing up, standing upright on the top of my head, with my eyes closed and reciting a golden light spell, but after ten seconds of effort, I felt that my body became much easier, and I don't know if it was caused by psychological effects.

It didn't take long for me to feel sleepy and fall asleep before I knew it.

During my sleep, I honestly felt something scratching my nose and tickling me, so I subconsciously closed my eyes and waved my hand.

Touching my nose, I suddenly felt a hot stream flowing through my fingers, and I was so frightened that I quickly woke up, and found that my hands were full of blood, and when I touched my nose, blood broke out again.

"Grandpa, I have a nosebleed!" I was so frightened that I hurriedly shouted.

My grandfather's room and I were originally a three-step affair, and my grandfather immediately came in from the outside, and my nose was full of blood, so he hurriedly stepped forward to take a look, and his eyes were suddenly stunned, "Someone came just now?" ”

I shook my head, "No. ”

Grandpa didn't ask much, but reached out to cover my head, rubbed it twice against my head, and then bit down on my finger fiercely, the first time it didn't bite, grandpa bit it a few more times before it finally bleed.

"Open your mouth." Grandpa said to me with extreme seriousness.

I was stunned, and I followed my grandfather's words with my open mouth, and my grandfather dripped the blood from his middle finger into my mouth, and a rusty smell entered my throat, but I felt that my nosebleed did not flow out.

"What is Grandpa doing?" I asked curiously.

Grandpa frowned and told me, "It's not been peaceful lately, you stinky boy is like a stupid donkey ball all day long, and when you see that you are the most useless, he will attack you, someone must have cast a spell to hook your soul, you should have recited the golden light spell just now, although the other party was ruthless, but it was not successful, and it was normal to shed so much blood." Although you have a golden light to protect your body, but your soul is slightly dispersed, if I hadn't arrived in time, your soul would have gone down to see Hades now, this boy's urine, middle finger blood, and tongue tip blood are all masculine things, you were hooked by someone just now, and the yang energy deviated and couldn't be suppressed, so you can only rely on Lao Tzu's yang energy to help. ”

I really don't understand what's going on, who did I recruit to provoke whom, except for Zhang Yao's father, I can't think of anyone else.

"Is it Zhang Yaoniang's family?" I was a little angry.

Grandpa frowned, "This is really not clear, the person who knows the method of seducing the soul is nothing more than Duangong Shenwu, or a Taoist priest, or a person from the Yin Division, this is not certain." can hook your soul under my nose, and the ability is definitely not small. ”

When I heard this, I felt very unsure, Zhang Yao is married to me, she is my daughter-in-law, her mother's family will not be so ruthless to kill me, right? Will he be happy if his daughter becomes a widow in the future?

The family is also too much.

At this time, the grandfather said proudly, "But the ability is not small, it is all embroidered fists here in Lao Tzu, and it is not for me to break his law, the chicken can't fly off the wall, and the stove ash can't build a wall." Lao Tzu wants to see what they want to do, if Lao Tzu catches him, he won't repair his turtle son well! ”

I don't know if grandpa is capable or not, but when he said this, I felt extremely warm and safe, and I always felt that with grandpa there anyway, I was not afraid of the sky falling.

After all, no matter how terrible this world is, no matter how terrible it is, my grandfather is not as terrible!

After a while, Grandpa took out the peach version at the bottom of the box before.

The so-called peach version, here in this gate is the door god carved with peach wood, which is very common in the village to ward off ghosts and exorcisms.

Originally, there were a lot of strange things in the village, and the village chief gave every household a peach version, and at first grandpa thought it was useless, but now he suddenly took it out, and I really couldn't understand it, so I asked grandpa why he suddenly took out this thing.

Grandpa told, "I'm very sleepy when I'm old, where I stare at you every day if you'll be harmed, this thing can play a role in keeping those ghosts out." ”

Grandpa said seriously, and I also believed his words, although I stubbornly felt that it was just how capable the mahogany board was, but after experiencing these things, I believed everything grandpa said.

If grandpa told me to eat to save my life now, I guess I would eat it.

Because my nose was full of blood, I simply went to the hall to take a bath, and just when I boiled the hot water and was about to take off my clothes, I heard Zhang Yao's voice, "You...... Stinky rascals! ”

I looked around a few times before I remembered that she was wearing it in the jade pendant around my neck, and asked with a confused face, "Is it you, daughter-in-law?" ”

Zhang Yao's voice came again, "You...... You put your pants on! ”

I was stunned for a few seconds, quickly put back the pants I had taken off, and asked weakly, "I, can I take a shower?" ”

"Can you take off the jade pendant and block it with your clothes?" Zhang Yao told me in a pleading voice.

I probably guessed that although grandpa said that Zhang Yao was locked up in the jade pendant, in fact, Zhang Yao was a ghost, but the soul was attached to the jade pendant, so she could see clearly what I said and did, and she was a little embarrassed.

I had to follow her request, put the robe on the jade pendant, and then I was relieved to take a good bath, but when I washed, I was never sure, and I always felt that Zhang Yao would see me taking a bath.