The woman was half-drunk and half-awake, and it seemed that she would soon be fully awake, and Duke ate ice cream fiercely in line with the principle of 'don't suffer a loss at a glance, and don't be fooled by a look'. Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration, and the slug sent him out of the Wet Bone Forest, apparently looking for a coordinate.

Who will the slugs find as coordinates? This question is not difficult, except for Aunt Natsuki, who teaches Duke spiritism, there seems to be only ...... left

Duke felt a chill in his heart, although this blonde royal sister was drunk and slightly drunk, and her face was red, but she pulled her Liuhai to reveal the diamond-shaped mark on her forehead, and then combed her blonde hair into a double ponytail, that face was not too familiar, he had pretended to be before.

Tsunade, one of the three ninjas!

"No wonder the teacher said that I had a small chest after I transformed, and I thought he was bragging, but it turned out to be really milky." The moment he recognized Tsunade, Duke's first reaction was to blame Jiraiya.

"Boy, this is the women's bath, you're in the wrong place." Tsunade held the flask and said lightly. I took a sip of my composure, not caring at all that I was being looked at.

Duke's heart was furious, and the more Tsunade showed that he didn't care, the more scared he became. Tsunade is not a good talker, and he has a vivid experience from the past.

"When are you going to see it?" Tsunade frowned slightly, and said unpleasantly.

"Haha......" Duke hurriedly turned around, and said softly in a pinched throat: "Tsunade-sama, you must have read it wrong, I am a real girl, how can a boy be so cute!" ”

"Idiot, girls have already started to develop when they reach your age." Tsunade's voice was slightly angry.

Duke looked down and exclaimed, his mid-shinobi vest had been destroyed during the battle with Madara, and his undershirt had long since been repaid, and now his upper body was empty. In normal times, he might be able to get past with Shui Wuyue's face, but now, he won't believe him unless Tsunade is blind.

"Probably... Well, I'm a late adopter! Duke was in a cold sweat and felt like he could still save it.

Tsunade picked up the bath towel at hand, clenched his fist, and sneered, "Boy, how far do you want to fly?" ”

Duke could think of what would happen next, and quickly turned his head and fell to the ground: "Tsunade-sama, this is all a misunderstanding, I am a Konoha ninja, this is my forehead guard." Also, I'm a disciple of Jiraiya-sensei......"

Halfway through the words, Duke couldn't help but want to slap himself, and at this time, mentioning Jilai was tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and it was going to be over!

Sure enough, Tsunade, who could have been restrained, suddenly became furious when he heard the words 'Jiraiya': "I can see that Jiraiya is that idiot without you saying it, he likes to peep, and the apprentice he taught is also a virtue." ”

Duke wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, he knew that this would happen, so he reported Orochimaru's name, maybe Tsunade would calm down.

"Tsunade-sama, what's going on?"

At this time, at the entrance of the women's bath, a black-haired girl walked over timidly. The immature body is delicate and boneless, the small lotus on the chest is beginning to show sharp corners, and the bathtub is held in both hands, and a porcelain bottle containing wine is placed in it.

Tsunade's little follower is muted, and this girl, Duke, recognizes that she was still a classmate at ninja school. Her uncle is Tsunade's lover, Kato, the winner of life, died early, and when Tsunade left Konoha, he took her with him.

I didn't expect to see each other for a few years, and the little girl who was dry back then is now smart.

"Sure enough, when the girl reaches my age, she has already begun to develop." Duke nodded, serious.

"Die!" Tsunade punches out and hits Duke right in the door.

……

Half an hour later, inside a cabin in the baths.

Duke sat at the small table with a dark circle under his eyes and bared his teeth. On the opposite side is Tsunade, who is wearing a loose bathrobe, pouring himself a drink, and Mute who keeps his head down and his ears are red. The weak girl didn't dare to look up, she had no intention of catching up with her old classmates, and when she thought of the scene in the bathroom, smoke began to rise from her head.

Tsunade picked up the small dried fish that served the wine, put it in his mouth and said vaguely, "I see, Mitarai Duke, right?" So the slugs sent you to me? ”

"yes!" Duke looked helpless: "It is estimated that Sister Slug wants Tsunade-sama to help me recuperate, but the injury has worsened." ”

Tsunade slapped the wine glass on the table, with a look of 'I drank too much and had a bad temper', and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be innocent in front of me, you really can't see that look?" ”

Duke sneered, "This ......"

Shizune buried his head lower, pulled Tsunade's sleeve, and whispered, "Tsunade-sama, don't talk about this matter anymore." ”

Tsunade's face turned pale, and he teased mute: "Oh, roar, roar, roar...... Xiao Shizun's shy appearance is so cute, come to have a drink with the uncle. ”

"Ah, don't—"

Mute's combat power is naturally not Tsunade's opponent, and he was half-pushed and half-pushed, and was poured a cup by Tsunade, and he was drunk sadly.

Duke pretended not to see, and did not squint and fought with the small dried fish on the plate.

Tsunade poured himself a glass of wine, drank it in one gulp, and said, "Actually, when you appeared, I knew that it was the slugs who sent you over. After all, it's also my psychic beast, and I can guess a thing or two about her thoughts. ”

"Then you beat me even though you knew it was a misunderstanding?" Duke put down his chopsticks and pointed to his dark circles.

"I'm in a bad mood, can't I?" Tsunade raised an eyebrow, his eyes widening.

"Uh......" Duke wanted to cry without tears.

"Rejoice! If it weren't for the slug sending you over, I would have knocked you off the spot just because you were a disciple of Jiraiya. ”

Duke was relieved when he thought about it, he was almost killed by peeping from so far away, and today he almost sticks it to it, and he also buys one and gets two for free...... As a result, I just had dark circles under my eyes, and I didn't lose anything by looking at it.

Duke said very generously, for the sake of welfare, forget about this matter today, and don't do it again next time, at most let you hit people with the ball.

"Boy, have a drink with me." Tsunade was about to fill Duke with a porcelain vase, but Duke couldn't do it, so she gave up.

Duke ate the appetizers without saying a word, and spent a few days in the Wet Bone Forest, but he was spoiled. Although he really wants to brush up his favorability in front of the next five generations, he doesn't know what to say when he opens his mouth, and he and Tsunade have nothing else in common except for slugs. And now that Tsunade is in a state of self-abandonment, his identity as a medical ninja will only be hated.

The two sat quietly at the wine table eating and drinking, and Tsunade looked like he was borrowing wine to drown his sorrows, and the more he drank, the more decadent he became. Duke didn't stop him, and when he was full, he sat cross-legged and closed his eyes for a nap.

Probation Tsunade, leave this kind of thing to Naruto.

Tsunade was drinking alone, which was really boring, and turned to look at Duke: "Speaking of which, there is one thing that I have always cared about. A few years ago, on the battlefield of Konoha and Sand Hide, someone pretended to be me to join the battle, do you know who it is? ”

Duke shook slightly, opened his eyes and said in surprise: "Tsunade-sama, have you been paying attention to the war all along?" ”

"Ghosts only pay attention to war, I'm not a ninja for a long time, and I won't blink an eye when a ninja dies! It's just that that bastard pretended to be me, slandered my reputation, and caused me to be targeted, and I hid for a long time. Tsunade was expressionless, staring at Duke with a cold gaze, and sneered, "Who do you think that bastard will be?" ”

Duke was on pins and needles, and was approached for violating portrait rights, so he could only smile and say: "I have heard about this matter, and Mr. Jiraiya may know that he was the commander in that battle." ”

After Duke finished speaking, his heart trembled when he saw Tsunade's smiling eyes, and hurriedly added: "I guess it's Mr. Jiraiya pretending, he is the most familiar with you, and he can almost be fake when he becomes like you." ”

As the so-called dead friend does not die poorly, Duke hurriedly threw the pot to Jiraiya. Don't worry about having too many debts, anyway, Zilai has carried so many pots for him, and he doesn't care about one more. Besides, Jilai has also won great feats on the battlefield of Shayin, and he has to pay something, such as ...... Half-life.

"Really?" Tsunade sneered: "But the bastard psychic beast that pretended to be me is a slug, and this can't be done." ”

"This ......" Duke's eyes fluttered and he was sweating profusely: "This ...... Let me think about it, it should be able to explain it too. ”

"All right, boy! Don't pretend to be garlic, it's clear that you did it. Tsunade looked disdainful, waved his hand and motioned for Duke to pour her wine: "Don't worry, I'm just confirming, and I don't plan to do anything to you, my strength is not that small." ”

Duke saw that Tsunade didn't plan to pursue it, so he helped her pour a full wine: "That's it, Tsunade-sama is broad-minded, and no one in Konoha knows." There are a lot of adults, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and the sea is tolerant of all rivers, and it is you! ”

"Huh?"

It's a metaphor that praises you for having a big heart and being all-encompassing...... It's not that you have big breasts. ”

Boom!

Dark circles x2.

Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief: "Hahaha, I always feel uncomfortable, it's so symmetrical." ”

Duke: "......"

The next day, dawn.

Tsunade wanders the streets of town with Duke and Shizu, weaving through the raucous flow of people in search of casinos that haven't been in debt.

"Tsunade-sama, this is the money we just borrowed, and if we lose again, no one will lend us money. Also, do you know how much debt we have? Last night, he was still mute, carrying a black lockbox, and instantly turned into a housekeeper's wife, spitting at Tsunade endlessly.

(End of chapter)