Chapter 591: National Idol
Qing Yuxuan's eyes rolled, and he leaned over mysteriously and said, "Uncle, you only need to cooperate with other actions and formulas after you finish taking the medicine, and then you will be foolproof, maybe when I come again, you may have a group of children......"
"And specific movements and formulas?" Drifting snow was stunned for a moment. I was still snickering just now, and I finally made this girl up, and I managed to save my face, and most importantly, I got a lot of benefits......
How could I have thought that before my eyes blinked, a scoop of cold water was splashed down, and I had just beaten her badly, with this girl's character of retribution, how could she let herself go?
couldn't help but say vigilantly, "What conditions do you have?" Let's talk about it! ”
"Conditions?" Qing Yuxuan cried out with teary eyes, "Do I still have to talk about conditions for your old man?" Since you see me as such a villain, then I won't say anything! You've made me so sad...... I am full of enthusiasm and gratitude to help you solve ......"
"It's my fault! It's my fault, my uncle is wrong, my uncle is wrong, my uncle is wrong......" Piao Xue Mu Han's eyes quickly covered her mouth, apologized repeatedly, and asked with a salivating face, "Good niece, what kind of action and mantra are you?" Tell your uncle quickly! ”
"Well, who made you my uncle...... I'll tell you about it. Qing Yuxuan sighed helplessly, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"What a good boy! Thank you, uncle! "The snow is overjoyed.
Leaning close to Uncle Piaoxue's ear, Qing Yuxuan worked hard to make his voice subtle and inaudible, "This action needs to be ...... Volley...... Well...... It may be a little tiring, but you have to persevere...... That's right, upside down...... Yes......
Piaoxue Muhan nodded again and again, frowning solemnly, remembering wholeheartedly, for fear of missing a word and ruining the big thing.
"And the mantra is. You listen well, remember carefully, and cooperate with the action, yes, yes, the mantra is like this. Yin and yang are harmonized, and everything is fine; Change your posture and do it again......" Qing Yuxuan taught him a serious way, and Piaoxue Muhan memorized and recited it wholeheartedly, so anxious that his head almost sweated...... I'm old and I don't have a good memory...... Fortunately, it's not very long, but it's quite easy to remember......
Qing Yuxuan had just finished reading, and Piaoxue Muhan was still frowning and muttering; Qing Yuxuan kindly asked, "Remember?" ”
Piaoxue Muhan stood up with a frown, didn't even say a word, hurriedly walked out with a calm face and majesty, and strode straight to the study......
"Huh? Yuxuan, what did your uncle do? Piaoxue Mufeng sat down and asked suspiciously.
"Uh...... Probably drank a little too much, let's go to the thatched house......" Qing Yuxuan smiled.
The next thing is to solve the matter of Piaoxue Mufeng, but Piaoxue Mufeng is much more honest, and after taking the pill, he began to thank him with a thousand thanks, full of spring breeze, Qing Yuxuan naturally did not teach any nonsense "actions and formulas"...... It can be seen that it is better to be honest.
Let me make a fool of you again! Although you are my uncle, I will not spare you when it is time for me to fix it......
Qing Yuxuan was proud in his heart, he couldn't help shaking his shoulders, laughing silently proudly, and later he directly held his stomach, patted his thighs, and laughed wildly.
This happened until a long time later.
One day, Piaoxue Muyun saw that his eldest brother was twisting his waist back and forth in the garden against the morning light, and he didn't know what he meant, so he stepped forward and asked, "Big brother, what are you doing here?" ”
"Exercise waist strength!" Piao Xue Muhan didn't raise his eyelids and said, "Second brother, how many are you pregnant with over there?" ”
The two brothers are difficult to brother, and they have the same problem, so they naturally have nothing to talk about.
"Ahem, there are already five of them with their stomachs erected...... Big brother, I heard that there are a lot of them over there? Grandmother's Coke has gone bad during this time, Yuxuan's medicine is really effective......" Piaoxue Muyun snorted, still a little embarrassed, but there was excitement in his tone that could not be concealed.
"yes, I'm already seven little ones about to be born...... Haha,"
Piaoxue Muhan laughed proudly twice, and then sighed and said, "Yuxuan, this girl, the method she gave is really good, but she is also a little tired...... Although the mother-in-law is not heavy, it is also a hundred and ten pounds; Half an hour, I can't stop reciting the mantra, it's really tiring...... I'm not just one, alas, so many mothers-in-law...... But it's worth it. ”
Piaoxue Muhan's eyes looked at Piaoxue Muyun with some envy, "Second brother, you are a few years younger than my eldest brother, it works...... You don't have a sore waist, do you? ”
"Tired? Heavy? Formula? Piaoxue Muyun felt strange, "Big brother, what are you talking about?" ”
"Huh?" Piaoxue Muhan looked at him and said casually, "That's what Yuxuan said, the secret method of giving birth to a baby, balabaala......"
“……”
Piaoxue Muyun was directly speechless, "Then what's the way?" Didn't you just take the medicine? ”
"Huh? …… What?! Piaoxue Muhan suddenly stopped moving, the mummy froze in place, slowly turned his head, and suddenly grabbed Piaoxue Muyun's collar, gritted his teeth and glared, and roared, "Er, what did you say?" What did you just say? ”
Piaoxue Muyun was startled, her whole body was lifted off the ground, and she rolled her eyes in fear and said, "I...... I...... Didn't say anything......"
"You said it!" Piaoxue Muhan's body felt like he was about to explode, and he roared loudly, "Say it again!" ”
"Say...... Say what? ”
"You're still pretending to be confused...... You damn ...... Tell me about it now...... How did Yuxuan tell you the method at the beginning......" Piaoxue Muhan lowered her voice and popped out of her teeth word by word......
"I didn't ...... No way...... She gave me a few pills...... Take one tablet a day, forbid sexual intercourse for half a month, and ...... after half a month It's completely fine......" Piaoxue Muyun cried out wrongfully, kicking her feet in the air, "Big brother, put me down, cough cough...... I'm suffocating......"
Bang!
Drifting snow Muyun fell heavily to the ground, and even crawled out a few feet, and when he looked back, the eldest brother was maintaining the posture just now, standing there fixedly, motionless, like a bronze statue......
"Uh...... Big brother, you ...... You okay? Piaoxue Muyun said cautiously.
"Rolling ~~~~~~~" Drifting Snow and Muhan roared, the atmosphere was long, the mountains were thousands of ravines, and at the same time echoed and roared!
Drifting snow and clouds fled in the wilderness......
After a long time, I heard a person crying in the original position from a distance, "Qing Yuxuan...... Ahhhh......~~~~~h Little bunny bastard, you little fart doll who kills a thousand knives! Ahhhh......h If I don't...... I have to ...... I...... Ah~~~~~~~~h
With this loud roar, I heard a banging sound, as if someone was falling wildly, smashing wildly.
It was only tomorrow that everyone found that the entire garden was completely abandoned. Not to mention the flower tree rockery, there is not even a complete piece of grass root......
At this time, the old lady was counting with her fingers in the room, and it was estimated that she would be able to add more than a dozen dolls in a few months...... The Drifting Snow family is finally relieved that there is no successor! I couldn't help but roll my eyes when I heard the roar of my eldest son coming from the direction of the garden.
And Qing Yuxuan, in the early morning of the second day after leaving the elixir and the 'formula', left the Piaoxue family with Chu Jiuying and Piaoxue Yusheng and embarked on the way home......
Next, what Qing Yuxuan needs to consider is how to deal with Xuanzhen Seven Peaks!
Only when I came out did I know that the rivers and lakes were already boiling, and everywhere I went, it was like a pot.
Along the way back, Qing Yuxuan and Chu Jiuying unexpectedly discovered too many people from the three holy lands, and the number seemed to be much more than the ninety people last time.
It seems that the revenge of the three holy places has been in full swing.
Not only to deal with Chu Jiuying, but also to deal with the Demon Shadow Dark!
Along the way, the great achievements of the Demon Shadow Darkness are discussed everywhere, and the Killer Venerable is praised everywhere, and the rivers and lakes are bustling and popular!
The heroic deeds and glorious image of the Killer Venerable Demon Shadow Dark are already well-known and well-known. Every extra day, as long as there is no news that the three holy places have successfully sniped the Demon Shadow Dark, the entire rivers and lakes will continue to be amazed!
Now that the shadow is dark, it can be said that he has deservedly become the first powerful idol-level figure in the Kyushu continent for many years! The prestige of fame, that is simply earth-shattering!
Like the first thunder of spring, rolling in, endlessly, shaking the sky, shaking the earth, the vast sky is appeased.
In particular, it has been compiled into a folk song and sung everywhere, and it has endured for a long time!
Being a man is like a shadow dark, and the world is incomparably powerful; Looking at the ancient and modern who is side by side, the killer is the only one!
This is the first four sentences that began to be recited, and the other four sentences were actually added by the good deeds: After killing the mortal dust and killing the Holy Land, cutting off the Supreme Sect, the Triple Holy Ruins Supreme Court, all of them are shadows under the sword!
When he just heard this limerick poem, Qing Yuxuan was eating, and suddenly with a "ha" sound, a small piece of oil cake that had just been chewed in his mouth sprayed out like a flower, and then he rubbed his little belly and laughed to death. Chu Jiuying, who has always been steady and cold, actually has eyebrows and eyes, and his fox eyes are full of charm.
Piao Xue Yusheng's stunned face: "......"
"What's going on? What are you giggling at inexplicably? Piao Xue Yusheng frowned, looked at the two of them and asked.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing, poof, hahaha...... "Qing Yuxuan endured it again and again, but he couldn't bear it anymore, his whole body convulsed, and he trembled vigorously on the table; The teacups, plates, teapots, etc. on the table all trembled and jingled......