Senior brother can't drink? That's a big joke in the world, I think when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Taishang Laojun and the queen mother's birthday banquet don't know how much he drank.

Senior brother will still get drunk in large quantities, for example, if you drink Moutai, no matter how good the wine was before, you will still be directly poured down now.

The senior brother looks very funny now, holding the name of Moutai, his eyes can't open drunk, and he puts the mouth of the bottle to his mouth, sticks out his tongue and waits for the elixir and jade liquid to fall, but this bottle of Moutai was drunk by him.

Chen Yi took a look at the bottle at the senior brother's feet, this guy is really massive, it is estimated that there are five catties, if it is changed to beer, it is enough for Chen Yi to live in the hospital for a month, and the amount of alcohol is not empty.

"Chen Yi, let me tell you, I was actually forced to become a Buddha and was helpless, don't look at the Buddha master is a monk, his heart is poisonous, you don't know..."

After saying this, the senior brother was completely unconscious, and at this point Chen Yi also understood a truth, no matter how awesome people were before, they all had sorrows that ordinary people couldn't know.

People who drink alcohol are usually drunk before they get drunk, and the senior brother has martial arts, and he can do whatever he wants, but this kind of god relies on drinking to numb himself, which shows that it is not good to be a god.

The water curtain cave is still full of monkey voices, the charm of the pocket is not covered, this female no matter where she goes, it is beautiful and cute, and she will always be the focus of the male.

Chen Yi knew that these monkeys had no malicious intentions, and they didn't care so much, after drinking the liquor of three taels, their heads were also groggy, and they still looked at things, regardless of three seven twenty-one, they slept first and then said, who do you love.

.....

"Zhan Hu, if our mission fails, will the leader feel a little better if we catch this kind of garbage and go back?"

Behind Hashirama, a cage was made of wooden escapes, and more than a dozen runes with high power realm had been captured, and the lowest were all rune masters.

Zhan Hu glanced behind Hashrama and sighed: "If we go back empty-handed, we will be punished by the leader, and now our top priority is to catch the rare attribute talisman and fill the container." ”

Hashrama didn't count well, and finally confirmed the undead talisman behind him, and complained to Zhan Hu: "No wonder the success rate of your mission is the lowest, I finally found the reason." ”

Zhan Hu paused, and put the decapitation knife at his feet: "What is the reason? Tell me quickly." ”

"It's just that your movements are too big, and every light and heavy attack, let's go down all the way to say that we have encountered more than fifty runes, how many have been killed directly by you, and most of the tasks issued by the leader are required to be caught alive, what do you say. ”

Zhan Hu stood in place and thought, and then said: "No way, I'm used to opening and closing, fortunately I have you by my side, otherwise I may not be able to bring back a single talisman." ”

"You are suitable for charging into battle, not suitable for capture tasks, I want to apply to the leader to let you be the vanguard of the siege in the future. ”

Zhan Hu grinned and said: "Okay, okay, I think so too, the capture task is not suitable for me, and if you go with a knife, you will be gone."

.....

After Chen Yi woke up, he still felt a terrible headache, he knew that he wouldn't drink anything Moutai with the senior brother, it was better than drinking water, but drinking water may not be able to drink the senior brother, the liquor is massive, it is estimated that even the water of the entire East China Sea enters his stomach, he feels that it is not enough.

Didn't Kuafu drink up a piece of the sea in the middle of the road?

Looking at the senior brother in a daze, he continued to drink the unfinished Moutai, his movements were very chic, just like drinking water, seeing Chen Yi wake up, the senior brother threw away the wine bottle, and then came over with a smile.

"You're so useless, you said you would drink a bottle, but you collapsed before you even half a bottle, not as good as my second junior brother. ”

Chen Yi's head is two big, and he can't think of anything to refute, in short, you immortals can automatically immune to alcohol, and I can't compare with you as a mortal, and I can't compare.

"Senior brother, what time is it?" asked Chen Yi dryly.

"It's night, and it's time to see how it goes. ”

Hai Shi is called in ancient China, which is converted to between 9 pm and 11 pm, fortunately Lao Tzu's history is not bad, and he has a little research on this, otherwise he will become illiterate.

I took out my phone and looked at it, and sure enough, it was half past ten in the evening.

"Senior brother, you're still drinking. ”

The senior brother burped, his face was red, and he nodded: "Well, this wine is exactly what I want, it is very strong and delicious, if there was this kind of treasure for me to drink on the way to learn the scriptures before, I would not be lonely along the way." ”

Chen Yi looked around: "Where is my daughter-in-law?"

"I arranged to go to sleep, don't worry, my monkeys and monkeys are all qualified, and they won't spy on her. ”

"Sleep well, I should sleep too. Chen Yi stretched out.

The senior brother didn't care so much, and directly kicked a bottle of Moutai under his feet: "What to sleep on, and then drink with me is the right reason." ”

The elder brother is also quite down-to-earth, in other modern terms, it is to sleep and you are paralyzed, but Chen Yi really can't drink it, this is not a drink, this is a 52° high-purity liquor, you should be wahaha, I can't drink a bottle in one sip.

"I really can't drink anymore, I feel like my stomach is bleeding, and if I drink it any more I'll have to go back and have a stomach piercing. Chen Yi refused.

With a wave of the senior brother's right hand, the Moutai that Chen Yi was holding was swept into his bag, and he glanced at Chen Yi with disdain: "It's really not a man." ”

If it's not a man, it's not a man, I can go down to five hundred floors of a real man, can you? But the senior brother has been to hell, and he can be regarded as a real man.

"Drinking will kill people, and if I die, my parents will be very worried. ”

The senior brother clasped his nose and said, dug out a lump of pitch-black boogers, and flicked it to the ground at will: "Wait until I go back and go to the underworld again, cross out your name from the book of life and death, and you will never die." ”

"Don't be funny, I don't want to live that long, I just want to be fast for a few decades, isn't it uncomfortable for the gods to live for so long? ”

The senior brother smiled: "Everyone is afraid of death, but you are not afraid?"

"I'm afraid, but I have thought about seven emotions and six desires, what does it mean for me to live forever alone, and after a hundred years, all the people I love are dead, and there is no one to accompany me, this is called living and suffering. ”

Chen Yi replied again: "The four of you masters and apprentices are all immortals now, and you don't have to experience any joys and sorrows, in short, I am not blessed with the life of your immortals." ”

(End of chapter)