Chapter 392: Head Coach?
Li Sichen and the others had just finished filling in the entries for the sports meeting, and Zeng Yi appeared in the classroom.
Seeing Fang Yi standing next to Li Sichen and the others, he was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Hey, this is filling in the entries for the Games? Brother Chen, how many events have you registered?"
"Just one, High Jump. Li Sichen replied.
"It's okay, it's okay. Zeng Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
Hearing his words, Li Sichen was very puzzled: "What is your reaction? Why do you seem very happy when I only filled in one high jump event?"
Cheng Haoyu's heart was also full of confusion, he also frowned and said: "Yes, fat man, what do you mean by this reaction? Could it be that you are afraid that Brother Chen will compete with you if he applies for multiple projects, so that you will not be able to get a good ranking? The most important thing to be a human being is to be self-aware. Just like you, no matter whether Brother Chen participates in the sports meeting or not, it is impossible for you to get a good ranking. Unless, Brother Chen is willing to help you and take you to pretend to fly with you. ”
Zhang Xiaoling and Fang Yi on the side all laughed.
In their opinion, Cheng Haoyu's words were making fun of Zeng Yi and making fun of Zeng Yi. Then, only Cheng Haoyu himself knew that he was indeed making fun of Zeng Yi in the first half of his sentence. But the last sentence is telling the truth - as long as Li Sichen is willing to help Zeng Yi, no matter how bad Zeng Yi's physical condition is, there is no problem in getting a good ranking in this intramural sports meeting.
It's a pity that Zhang Xiaoling and Fang Yi haven't seen Li Sichen's power, and they don't know his magic. Therefore, I can't hear the off-string sound in Cheng Haoyu's words.
Zeng Yi heard it.
His eyes lit up all at once.
This fat man is also an undisciplined person. When he squatted down, he hugged Li Sichen's thighs and said, "Brother Chen, this sports meeting is a success! I have never achieved a good ranking in sports competitions since I was a child......
"You get up first. Li Sichen was very embarrassed by his hand, and hurriedly reached out to drag him.
Although Zeng Yi had a fat body, he couldn't match the strength in Li Sichen's hand, and he was immediately dragged up. However, this guy is also good at beating snakes and sticks, so he immediately said with a smile: "Brother Chen, I will accept you as a promise." When the time comes, you must help me to experience what it is like to be an athlete. ”
The people next to him, at this moment, were all dumbfounded.
Zhang Xiaoling and Fang Yi were dumbfounded, because they couldn't understand Zeng Yi's purpose in doing this -- that he could still find someone to help him get a good ranking in a sports competition? How could this help? Could it be that someone would compete in the competition instead of him? Is it blind to be a referee and other classmates?
Cheng Haoyu, on the other hand, was shocked by Zeng Yi's cheekiness and undisciplined conduct, and blurted out: ", there are such brazen people in the world! Just teach me this brazen skill!"
In this regard, Zeng Yi was not ashamed but proud, shook his head proudly, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, now you know that I also have strengths, right? Want to learn my brazen skills? No problem, as long as you serve me like Brother Chen, I will teach you." ”
"Fuck you!" Cheng Haoyu stood up, raised his foot and kicked Zeng Yi's buttocks, kicking him and staggering, almost falling to the ground.
"Hey, you rebel, you teacher hasn't even taught you yet, so you're starting to devour the teacher!" Zeng Yi turned around and rubbed his ass while angrily accusing.
The actions and conversations between the two amused many people in the classroom. For a while, laughter filled the classroom of the entire first and third classes of high school.
After laughing, Li Sichen repeated the previous question.
This time, no one came to change the topic, Zeng Yi replied: "Oh, that's the case, now the sports committee asks everyone to sign up, all of which are individual events." The list of participants for the team event was submitted last week. In the team competitions of basketball and football, you have signed up. Therefore, in terms of individual events, it is better for you to report a little less, so as not to affect your state and not be able to play at the beginning of basketball and football games......"
"Wait!" Li Sichen interrupted him and asked with a look of surprise, "When did I sign up for the basketball and football team competitions?"
"Of course you don't know, because that's what I've helped you get into. Zeng Yi replied: "Brother Chen, don't be angry first, this school sports meeting, I have to lead the team to participate in football games and basketball games, in order to be able to fight for a good result, it is natural to choose a good player to participate." Needless to say, your ability in football is that I saw with my own eyes the magic of your footwork. Wouldn't it be a waste not to participate in a football game with such a precise footwork? With you, I am sure that I will be able to hit the championship of the whole school! As for basketball...... It's purely because there are too few people in our class who can play basketball, so we have no choice but to pull you and Haoyu to make up the numbers. ”
"No, it's still my business, why didn't I know I had a basketball program?" Cheng Haoyu asked in surprise.
"It's also my name for the newspaper, not only basketball, but also football games for your share. Zeng Yi said with a smile, how obscene and obscene his appearance and expression should be.
"Damn, count you ruthless!" Cheng Haoyu raised his middle finger at Zeng Yi without hesitation.
Zeng Yi was not annoyed, and said with a shy face: "Oh, two brothers, you can be considerate of me and help me." I'm doing this so that I can get grades in my class. ”
"Wait, you're leading the team to soccer and basketball games......? Can you run and jump?" Cheng Haoyu said mercilessly.
Zeng Yi smiled, picked up the roll on Cheng Haoyu's desk, shook it in the style of Zhuge Kongming, and said proudly: "Don't worry, I don't have to run or jump, I am a coach, I just need to sit on the sidelines and strategize and command the transfer." ”
"It's over. Li Sichen sighed.
"What's wrong?" Zeng Yi and Cheng Haoyu were stunned for a moment, not understanding what Li Sichen was sighing about.
Li Sichen spread his hands and said with a sigh: "As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of a god-like enemy, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate...... Now, although we don't have pig teammates, we have a pig coach, isn't it clear that we want to lose to the end? and we still want to hit the whole school championship? It's impossible!"
"Damn. Zeng Yi quit.
"Haha, what Brother Chen said is so right!" Cheng Haoyu gloated and coaxed.
The three of them burst into laughter.