Chapter 14 The Monkey Version of the Jumping God

What do you mean, just listen to play to relieve boredom! Second Senior Brother, I thought you were a serious person!

The second senior brother smiled and said to me: "What age is it now, why do you still believe in these feudal superstitions." I don't know if the ancients could have been prophets, but as far as I know, no one in the world today can do that. ”

Is it really good for you, a master fortune teller, to do this to plan your own work?

Wang Zuo asked suspiciously: "Second Senior Brother, do they rely on words to tell fortunes?" ”

The second senior brother said: "The people who eat our business mainly rely on words. It's not like feng shui and demons, it's not how to say and do. There are some peers who have invited Bao Jiaxian or little ghosts to help watch things, but that can only understand what has happened, who can say for sure in the future? ”

I was a little reluctant to give up, and continued to ask, "But didn't Master see your hexagram and then move the idea of accepting disciples?" ”

The second senior brother nodded: "Yes, but Master, his old man was scornful of this kind of thing until last week, and I don't know what's wrong." Then again, what about Master? ”

I shook my head: "I don't know, fifteen minutes ago, the master said that he would open our eyes when he went to get the magic weapon, and let us wait patiently, but he hasn't come back yet......"

The second senior brother muttered, "Fifteen minutes, what magic weapon can take fifteen minutes...... and then his voice suddenly rose and asked us, "Master, what was he doing before?" ”

"The old man seems to be writing a letter, and he has just written it."

The second senior brother said "um", walked forward and picked up the envelope, and his face changed after a rough look.

Wang Zuo and I hurriedly followed, only to see that the envelope read, "My disciple Erfeng sees words like meeting".

Burst! The second senior brother still has this name! But wait, what kind of letter did the old man write to the second senior brother, isn't this something you can see right away?

Since it was a letter to the second senior brother, he didn't have to shy away from anything, he directly tore off the cover, and the three of us got together to see what the old man had written.

"Second child, Xiaocui's granddaughter fell in the middle of the afternoon before noon, I will rescue her, and I will return in three months. Li and Wang entrusted it to you and the third child, and train them well. Don't read it. ”

What kind of mentality is this, old man, more than 90 people are still running around. And I have long saved the idea of letting me and Wang Zuo pigeon go, just now I saw that we didn't reveal any news, and just slipped away. What else do you say to open our eyes and pass your lower limit?

This walk is three months, with the old man's efficiency, how can it take so long, I guess, it is to sneak out to meet the old lover named Xiaocui.

The second senior brother's face was a little unsightly, but he still comforted us and said, "Old children, old children, the older the master and others, the more childish they become." It's okay, the third and I will hand it over to you as it should be, just rest assured. ”

I'm not worried about that, no, I should be worried about that. Third Brother Luo doesn't look like he can teach students, and I don't think the second senior brother is old and reliable from the fortune-telling incident just now.

Wang Zuo said suddenly: "Second senior brother, we are not worried about this, it's just that the old man said before that he would help us solve this brand, and the old man is also out now, can you help take a look at this brand?" After that, he started from the beginning, playing Zhang Mingqiu's fall from the building and talking all the way to the matter of water bottle loading.

After listening to this, the second senior brother closed his eyes and looked at the sign, and finally took it all over: "No problem, I will definitely do it for you." There is a feminine thing in this brand, not so fierce, since it is carried by the deceased, then I will put it together, if you have any problems, just listen to it. ”

I couldn't help but wonder: "Second Senior Brother, what kind of principle is this, can we see it with our own eyes?" And why do you and Master sometimes look at things with our eyes closed? ”

The second senior brother waved his hand: "Of course ordinary people can't see it, they generally have to open their eyes like me and Master, that is, when we close our eyes." I don't know what the state of the ghost is, maybe it's qi or maybe it's a magnetic field, and only ordinary people like you can see it if there is a carrier. Little junior brother, you should be mentally prepared, I will borrow your body later. ”

I was immediately alert: "Second Senior Brother, what are you going to do?" ”

"You make a carrier, let it attach to you, so that you can communicate. You've bumped into a ghost before, and it seems that your physique is more suitable. Don't worry, nothing will go wrong with me. ”

Despite what he said, I was still a little uneasy: "How did you get me to make this medium?" ”

The second senior brother was eager to try: "Use our Northeast characteristics to dance the gods." ”

I don't know the bottom of my heart with your demeanor, okay?

Under the persuasion of the second senior brother, I finally obeyed, and Wang Zuo also took out the pen and paper he carried with him, intending to record the whole process.

You're going to have to be honest if you hit a ghost yourself, and you're going to gloat!

The second senior brother slapped his hand and began to sing, some of the tunes have not been heard, but the words are still the words of the two people, and what is even more annoying is that he began to forget the words from the second sentence, and even if the elongated note slips through in many places, he doesn't know what he is singing at all.

I feel a little sad in my heart: others dance at least with a drum, so I will directly slap the face. Thinking back again, when the old man was investigating the situation downstairs in B2, he used a car compass instead of a compass...... Oh, this habit of using the abridged version has been passed down!

It's not as good as me singing, I don't know how to dance gods, but I can turn two people, at least I'm better than him. Relying on this monkey version of the jumping god, can you really pull out the things in the brand and put them on me? Can you really get it down on me without hurting me?

Leave it to fate.

The second senior brother slapped his face again and sang a few words, these words were not slapped on the board at all, but they didn't sing according to the board, it is estimated that they may be clapping and listening to play to relieve boredom.

Iron Man Wang Zuo yawned, for the first time in these days, he seemed a little out of spirit, perhaps it was the second senior brother's singing voice that reminded him of the lullaby he heard when he was a child.

After two or three more sentences like this, the words of the Second Senior Brotherhood should have been sung in full, because he started from the beginning and did it again, and even the elongated note did not change. In this way, he still looked confident, and finally made a few accents to the end, and then looked at me expectantly.

I was stunned by his eyes, and he was also a little strange, muttering: "No, it should be on the body, why is it different from what I thought?" It seems that I can't figure it out for myself next time. ”

It's okay to figure it out on your own! I thought you were a little bit handy, and you didn't teach me at all, and you used me as an experiment, is this what a senior brother can do?

This is my good temper, if I change to Wang Zuo, don't care if he has the ability or not, he will have to tear you up at that time.

Say Wang Zuo, Wang Zuo do.

Wang Zuo let out a low snort, threw the pen and paper in his hand to the ground, and then rolled his eyes and drooled and pounced on the second senior brother.

Wang Zuo is in this state...... Could it be that the things in the brand are on Wang Zuo's body?