I smiled awkwardly, "Grandpa helped me marry, not myself." ”

Song Huanhuan's eyes widened, looking at me in disbelief, obviously she didn't understand what I said, Song Huanhuan's temper was short-tempered, and she beat me hard with a fold, "If you want me to say that your brain was kicked by a donkey, you don't cherish such a good girl as Zhang Yao!" Ghost your grandfather married, if Zhang Yao doesn't want to marry you, you won't be able to get it at all! Silly x! ”

When the words fell, Song Huanhuan dropped the fold in his hand, turned around and left the hall.

I'm still in a state of confusion, and I two girls like this one after another, it seems that I'm a bit powerful.

The pen-holding ghost standing next to me looked at me with an embarrassed face and said, "Emperor, it's not right for you to do this. ”

I was stunned, why did even the pen ghost come to accuse me of being wrong?

"What's wrong with me?" I was puzzled and asked.

Yin Soul smiled, "I haven't introduced myself to the Emperor yet, my name is Sang Chong, I made some mistakes in the Yang World in the early years, and I was originally punished to be punished in the Yin Si Hell, but the Northern Emperor also saw my advantages, so I stayed by his side to be the Yin Soul." For women, I can say, too much understanding. ”

I was stunned, Sang Chong?

Grandpa used to have a book of anecdotes, which was recorded.

In the midsummer of 1477 A.D., there was a major case reported to the imperial court in Jinxian County, Hebei Province, a flower thief named Sang Chong, who used methods such as disguising women, setting up scams, and applying drugs to set a terrifying record of committing thousands of crimes and raping 182 women from good families in ten years.

I looked at him in amazement, "Aren't you the famous flower thief?" ”

Sang Chong smiled, "I dare not take this name seriously, but it is indeed my own deity." The Great, do you know what mistakes you made? ”

"What's wrong?" I asked curiously.

Sang Chong smiled, "Men must be sassy enough!" You can have no money, no status, but you must not give up! ”

My whole person was petrified in an instant, was this person serious?

"What I'm talking about is a kind of royal spirit, what do women want? It's nothing more than sweet words, romantic love, what they want, just like the emperor shouldn't have said too much just now, it is a strong kiss to go up directly, at this moment the lady will definitely struggle half-push and half-push, at this time the emperor only needs to say a word, and the lady can completely fall! Sang Chong continued.

When he spoke, his eyebrows fluttered, as if he was very excited.

I asked him curiously, "What do you want to say?" ”

Sang Chong smiled, "In a domineering and evil tone, I said, 'You are Lao Tzu's woman, you can't escape the palm of my hand in this life!'" ’。 ”

I don't know why, when I heard this, I had goosebumps, and I looked at him helplessly and said, "I can't say this kind of thing!" ”

"If the emperor is thin-skinned, then he can not say this, and kiss directly, if she dares to resist and resist once, you will kiss once, resist twice, and kiss twice until she stops resisting!" Sang Chong smiled.

I looked at this so-called pen-holding ghost with some confusion, is it serious that this Northern Emperor left him by his side?

I turned my head to look at the Yin soldier next to me and said, "Take Sang Chong to reincarnation." ”

Sang Chong was stunned, "Emperor! I don't want to be reincarnated! I just want to be a merry ghost, and I'm not restrained, so there are so many rules in the yang world! ”

The Yin soldiers didn't say a word, and hurriedly stepped forward to take Sang Chong away.

I looked at them speechlessly, although I knew that my brain was a little stupid, but I couldn't do things against the will of others, how could this kind of ghost help deal with affairs?

About three hours later, the Yin soldiers of the Judge's Mansion came with news that Zhang Hao would arrive immediately.

I was inexplicably excited, my father and mother were in his hands, if I didn't kill him this time, I wouldn't be surnamed Chen.

Sure enough, a huge crowd came, and in order to prevent this Zhang Hao from escaping wrongly, Judge Cui got a lot of people to come over, and now I drank the medicine that I grew up with, and my face was extremely red and black, Zhang Hao couldn't recognize who I was at this moment.

Judge Cui walked in with Zhang Hao, looked at me seriously and said, "Emperor, people have been brought." ”

Zhang Hao saw me sitting on the main hall, and bowed respectfully, "I've seen Emperor Beitai." ”

I looked at Zhang Hao coldly, thinking in my heart, take advantage of this opportunity and don't trick him, wouldn't it be a waste of this opportunity.

I exclaimed, "Presumptuous! Don't kneel down when you see me! ”

Zhang Hao looked at me with a confused expression, obviously a little surprised, after all, the relationship between Zhang Jingzong and the Northern Emperor is not ordinary, and he should not be treated so fiercely, but Zhang Hao has no ability, so he had to kneel down.

Judge Cui, who was standing next to Zhang Hao, looked extremely embarrassed.

Ten seconds .......

One minute.......

Time kept passing, Zhang Hao's whole person couldn't hold his breath, and he looked at me with a reluctant face and said, "Emperor, what do you mean, let me come, just let me kneel for you all the time?" How long has it been! ”

I smiled, "Tired? ”

"Not really!" Zhang Hao said with an unconvinced face, thinking that Zhang Jingzong could support him at the moment, he naturally didn't care.

"Then keep kneeling!" I scolded.

Zhang Hao trembled, and was stopped by my sudden roar.

His whole body continued to stiffen for several seconds before he came to his senses, and he stood up angrily, "Emperor Beitai, what the fuck do you mean, don't be embarrassed!" Don't forget who my dad is! ”

I raised my eyebrows, "Did you say that shemale Zhang Jingzong?" Oh, wrong, demon! ”！

Zhang Hao's face suddenly became angry, and he clenched his fists tightly, "Emperor Beitai, don't bully people too much!" Believe it or not, I'll tell my dad! ”

"How old are you? People in their thirties and forties haven't been weaned yet? I scoffed.

When these words fell, the Yin soldiers around them, who were still serious, all laughed.

Even Judge Cui, who has always had a good relationship, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This Zhang Hao is already a middle-aged man, but he talks about his father and mother all day long, and he has to call his father when he encounters a problem, isn't this a sign of not being weaned?

Zhang Hao realized that I had been deliberately targeting him, and his face suddenly changed, "What do you mean!" Specifically let me come here to humiliate me? Did I provoke you? ”

I looked at him coldly, "Zhang Hao, you lost two lives in this yang world, did you do it?" ”

Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed, "Emperor Beitai, why did you suddenly ask about these things, didn't my father say hello?" I do anything, and you Yin Si help arrange it, so much interference? ”

"I'll just ask you, isn't it?" I looked at him coldly, learning from my grandfather's momentum.

Zhang Hao is really a person who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard, and when he saw my face change, he immediately said, "Yes, I took two lives, but this has something to do with my father, you should know that Chen Fuyang's group of people has always been very contradictory, so I accepted Chen Tian's father and mother, so that I can kill their hearts!" ”

I continued to ask, "Where are the souls of those two lives?" ”

Zhang Hao smiled, "What are you doing with so many questions?" You don't have to interfere with my business anyway. ”

"If you don't say it, then don't blame me for being rude!" I lashed out.

Zhang Hao obviously didn't understand why Emperor Xudu suddenly interfered in these things, so he had to reluctantly take out a gourd, "This gourd was given to me by someone else, and it is said that it can take people in, and I also put the souls of these two people in it." ”

I gave Judge Cui a look, and suddenly, Judge Cui suddenly pulled hard, snatched back the gourd in Zhang Hao's hand, couldn't step forward, and handed it to me directly.

I held the gourd in my hand with satisfaction, thinking that this Zhang Hao must not be spared, so I smiled, "Zhang Hao wantonly took people's lives, and immediately sent them to Daoshan Criminal Law!" ”

Zhang Hao was so frightened that he sat on the ground at that time, "You! My dad won't let you go! You can't do that to me! Emperor Beitai, are you crazy? ”

I sneered, "Is Lao Tzu familiar with you?" Open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, Lao Tzu is Chen Tian, cao your mother! ”