Chapter 20: Not a ghost
Lan Weiyan's wallet has a lot of the same things.
Instead, there's one more thing.
Lan Weiyan picked up the small plastic bag and shone it under the street lamp.
It's a brand he knows.
However, it is more familiar to note the small print on the next line of the trademark:
"Sexual encounters are essential, and I have no regrets in this life.
Red cherries, green kings. ”
Lan Weiyan came back to his senses in a daze.
When he was collecting information for the project report "A Condom Caused Trade War", he had seen Yan Yu's report on television.
Thinking about it this way, the old man just now is really a bit similar to the bankrupt poor worm with a forced smile on his face in the report.
Lan Weiyan thought at the time that if Yan Yu could smile from the bottom of his heart, maybe it would be quite good-looking.
However, Yan Yu's vicious dog smile was deeply imprinted in Lan Weiyan's heart.
To be honest, smiling into that virtue, it's quite pleasing to the eye.
How did you become facial paralysis in front of the camera?
Yan Yu had already staggered to the intersection, took out a cigarette, and lit it dizzily.
Lan Weiyan chased after him, his handsome little face turned crimson, and he pinched the corner of the small bag with two fingers, "That, is this yours?" ”
Yan Yu glanced at him lazily and ignored him; Then he patted his pocket again, "." Didn't bring a lighter. ”
He rolled the cigarette in the palm of his hand, crumpled it, and threw it into the trash can beside him.
Before throwing it away, he also carefully studied whether the cigarette rolls were "recyclable" or "non-recyclable".
Lan Weiyan was a little confused, and a little embarrassed, "Hey, I don't have this kind of thing." This...... It's yours, right? ”
Yan Yu looked at Lan Weiyan at this time, as if he was the one who was accosted.
He pretended to take out his wallet and rummaged through it in front of Lan Weiyan.
Lan Weiyan was dumbfounded.
He knew that Yan Yu had been a condom manufacturer.
But, a big man......
What are you doing with so many condoms stuffed in your wallet!
"One, two, three...... Yan Yu counted seriously, "seven, hmm...... No less. This condom is not mine. ”
The stupid Lan Weiyan has not yet found out that he has been tricked.
To be precise, he was shocked as if he had discovered a new continent.
This old man is poisonous, isn't he? There's a hole in your brain, right?
What do you want to do when you go out with seven condoms?
Summoning dragons?
Yan Yu slowly closed his wallet, tucked it back into his suit pocket, and straightened his striped tie.
Lan Weiyan's eyes followed his movements, and by the way, he secretly looked at the old man's figure.
The shoulders are wide and the waist is narrow, and the legs are long and the hips are bent.
Lan Weiyan was a little confused.
The old man in front of him, who has good conditions in all aspects, is Yan Yu, an idealistic entrepreneur who once caused bankruptcy and his own failure.
Yan Yu's eyes became more and more chaotic when he saw Lan Weiyan, and said in his heart, the fish was almost hooked.
He glanced meaningfully at the condom in Lan Weiyan's hand, and leaned into his ear ambiguously, "Little handsome guy, are you dating me?" ”
Lan Weiyan trembled, and the place where his ears were swept by Yan Yu's breath seemed to be absorbed by the tentacles of an octopus, and he wanted to get closer to him.
He nodded his head in a daze.
It may be that he hasn't dealt with living people for too long - the takeaway brother doesn't count - Lan Weiyan is a little excited.
Yan Yu was a little surprised.
is not reserved at all, it must have been damaged by the previous gold owner.
Maybe he even thinks of himself as a substitute for the gold owner.
That's just right, take what you need, don't bother.
Yan Yu leaned his head on Lan Weiyan's shoulder, "I live in Ashige, behind Victoria Square, you know?" ”
Lan Wei let out an "oh" in a sneering voice.
He was an adult and understood what Yan Yu wanted to do.
The reason for the promise...... It's because when Yan Yu was counting condoms, he shook each package in front of his eyes very carefully.
Each condom is the same size.
It's also very nice.