Chapter 188: The Spittoon Ghost

The other lonely souls and wild ghosts all came to the pass alone, only Wang Xiaobai and the three of them came in a group, Wang Xiaobai pretended to be seriously injured and slowly approached the pass, it is impossible to say that he was not nervous, but once it reached the critical moment, Wang Xiaobai was able to calm down and swayed to the pass, and the Yin soldiers guarding the pass squinted his eyes and asked: "How many bites have you been bitten in the Evil Dog Ridge?" How many times has Jinji Mountain been bitten? Seeing that you don't have many injuries on your body, what's going on? ”

The shelf of the guards was bigger than the sky, and they didn't look at them at all, they asked with their heads held high and squinted their eyes, the old man with a tone pulled, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, Wang Xiaobai lowered his voice, and said with a sad face: "Tell the official, when I was cremated, my family burned a dog stick, and put some grains next to the urn, and the two in the back met on the road, relying on my dog sticks and grains to cross the Vicious Dog Ridge and Jinji Mountain, and there were a lot of injuries, look at ......."

Wang Xiaobai's deformation was very successful, the clothes were still the same clothes, but they were in tatters, and his body was even more bloodstained, with countless wounds, and blood flowing, although it was only a fantasy, it was enough to fool the Yin soldier who guarded **, Wang Xiaobai waved his arm, and the Yin soldier waved his hand with disgust, obviously not wanting to see the injuries on his body, and waved his hand: "Go in, go in!" ”

It was so smooth, Wang Xiaobai, who was smooth, couldn't believe it, in his mind, it must be a careful check, and it must be like having passed the customs? I didn't expect to wave my hand and let it go, so what's polite? Let's go quickly, Wang Xiaobai hurriedly walked inside, and as he walked, he said to the Yin soldier: "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" ”

Wang Xiaobai passed smoothly, he was in the past, and when Mr. Lang lowered his head and followed him, something happened, and the Yin soldier suddenly stopped Mr. Lang and shouted: "What the hell are you?" Why is it so weird? ”

Wang Xiaobai hurriedly turned around, and saw that Mr. Lang's image was indeed a little weird, because there was a bowl on his head and covered it with clothes, but he couldn't cover up the volume of the bowl, and it looked like he had a head on his head, Wang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Official, he is a two-headed ghost!" ”

"Two-headed ghost? I've seen the two-headed ghost master, they all grow on one shoulder, and the two-headed ghost master with a long head on the top of the head hasn't seen it yet, what are you doing with your clothes? Come on, come over and let me see! The Yin soldier curiously reached out to pull the clothes that Lang always covered the bowl, Wang Xiaobai took a small step forward, do you want to do it?

Seeing that the Yin soldiers were about to pull off Mr. Lang's clothes covered with a bowl, Mr. Lang took a step back and coughed: "Official, don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not a two-headed ghost, I'm a spittoon ghost on my head, I'm quite unlucky, walking on the street and being killed by a spittoon falling from the twenty-third floor, I became a spittoon ghost on my head, because when I died, the spittoon was on my head, and I became a ghost, and the spittoon was still on my head, it was really unsightly, so I covered it with clothes, and the official took pity on me, so don't look ......at it."

The Yin Soldier is happy; "The spittoon ghost on the head, it's funny, isn't it? It's really fresh, did you talk about cross talk when you were alive? I've been guarding this for decades, and I haven't seen a spittoon ghost on my head, you can show me! ”

The Yin soldier reached out to grab Mr. Lang's clothes, Mr. Lang turned around and dodged, crying and saying with a sad face: "Official, it's too ugly, although I am a dead ghost, I also want face!" ”

"Dead are dead, what face do you need? Let me see! Yin Bing was very interested in Mr. Lang, the spittoon ghost on his head, so he had to take a look, reached out and grabbed it, and muttered: "If you want to hide again this time, don't blame the master for being polite!" ”

Mr. Lang didn't dare to hide, such a kung fu, in addition to the lonely souls and wild ghosts lining up behind, also attracted other Yin soldiers to look over here, just when the Yin soldier reached out and grabbed it, Mr. Lang reached out and took out a stack of dark coins from his shoulder bag, met the hand of the Yin soldier, and stuffed the dark coins into the hands of the Yin soldiers, the Yin soldiers reached out and grabbed a handful of money, and stared at Mr. Lang.

Mr. Lang smiled and said, "Official, it's convenient!" ”

The Yin soldiers guarding the pass are very individual, generally speaking, they are just a decoration, and they don't even bother to check, who else dares to make trouble in the underworld? Too lazy to be serious, let them go, at most ask a few words, but Mr. Lang is too individual, the appearance is strange and strange, not to mention, there is a spittoon ghost on the head, guarding ** is very boring and lonely, encountering such a fun ghost, the Yin soldier is really a little reluctant to let Mr. Lang go, and he doesn't want to let go of the money, but the Yin soldier still put the dark coin into his arms, and said to Mr. Lang: "I have seen ghosts, I have also seen spittoons, I have never seen a spittoon ghost on my head, you are so interesting, let me take a look, I will take a look......"

Wang Xiaobai couldn't cry or laugh, this special mother is that and that, I thought that the underworld was a terrifying place, but I was stunned by this Yin soldier and Mr. Lang like a comedy, Wang Xiaobai didn't hurry to do it, Mr. Lang didn't do it, what was he reckless? But Mr. Lang was also a little anxious, and he didn't let him give the money, but he wanted to see the spittoon on his head, and if he really wanted to see it, it would be exposed.

The bowl is a magic weapon, and the spittoon is 108,000 miles away, and the magic weapon on the top of the head has to pass **, even if the Yin soldier is bold, he is irresponsible, and he doesn't dare to let him pass, not only will he not let him pass, but he will also do it, then he will give up his previous efforts, this Yin soldier is really annoying.

Mr. Lang was entangled with the Yin soldier, one wanted to see, the other was not allowed to see, the Yin soldiers next to him were attracted to come and see the excitement, just when Wang Xiaobai felt that the atmosphere was getting heavier and heavier, and Mr. Lang was about to be exposed, a small Yin soldier came out of the antique house over there, and scolded loudly: "**Heavy land, what is the noise?" ”

The Yin soldier who came out was very big, with a scruffy beard, wearing dark red armor, which looked a little different, it should be the head of these Yin soldiers, the first guard, other Yin soldiers saw him, they didn't dare to mess around, they all scattered and returned to their original positions, the Yin soldier who had to see Mr. Lang's spittoon turned his head, saw the big Yin soldier, and said respectfully: "Head, we have a spittoon ghost here, I haven't seen it, I want to open my eyes!" ”

Wang Xiaobai turned his head and saw the leader of the Yin soldiers, but he was overjoyed and shouted: "Brother Zhou, Chief Zhou, it's me!" ”

The captain of the Yin soldiers in front of him turned out to be Zhou Qiang of the 19th Route Army that Wang Xiaobai had seen in the village next to the school, but he didn't expect to become the captain of the Yin soldiers, Zhou Qiang stared at him and didn't recognize him, Wang Xiaobai took a moment to understand that he had changed, and hurriedly said: "I'm a student boy, take you to find the student boy of the Land Temple!" ”

Zhou Qiang suddenly realized that he was in a daze at the beginning, but when he arrived at the Land Temple and entered the Netherworld, Zhou Qiang also understood the cause and effect, and knew that Wang Xiaobai was not a student, but a little mage, and pointed out a clear path for him and his brothers.

Wang Xiaobai is even more glad, if he was not kind at the beginning, I am afraid that today this pass will be sad, they all say that good intentions have good rewards, and it is really like this, but I don't know when good news will appear, although good news always appears later, but the critical moment will still appear, good news will come sooner or later, but sooner or later.

"Let the three of them come, I'll interrogate them personally, hurry up!" Zhou Qiang was very polite, the Yin soldiers didn't dare to be disobedient, so they could only let go, Mr. Lang drooped his face and talked to Wang Xiaobai**, but the Yin soldiers were still staring at Mr. Lang curiously, with a smile on his face: "Hehe, the spittoon ghost on your head, you are so interesting......"

Wang Xiaobai also thinks that Mr. Lang is very interesting, when he first met Mr. Lang, Mr. Lang was quite like that, he looked like a social elite, and he was also eye-catching in hosting the show, and there was a little awe-inspiring shelf, but after a long time of contact, Wang Xiaobai found that Mr. Lang was quite out of tune, and very funny, and he could always make a moth with him, he was really a god.

Now is not the time to ridicule Mr. Lang, Wang Xiaobai walked carefully in front of Zhou Qiang, Zhou Qiang turned around and took them away from **, came to the back of the house, looked at Wang Xiaobai and asked, "Student, is it really you?" ”

There was nothing to hide here, Wang Xiaobai turned around and changed back to his original appearance, and said, "Brother Zhou is me, why did you become a Yin soldier?" ”

Seeing that it was Wang Xiaobai, Zhou Qiang cracked his mouth and said: "It's really a student, where did you send us to the land, and the land took us to the underworld, because of the meritorious service of protecting the country, the judge of the Chacha Division, Lu Zhidao, gave me two choices, one is to immediately reincarnate in a medium-sized family, and the other is to serve in the underworld for a hundred years, reincarnated into a rich and noble scholarly family, you know that I am a big boss, and I immediately reincarnated a little bit I can't turn a corner, wondering if there are still brothers like me who are left outside, so I chose to serve for a hundred years and became the captain of the Yin soldiers." , guarding ** here, I didn't expect to run into you so soon. ”

"Student, I Lao Zhou owes you a big favor, if it weren't for you, the brothers would still have to wander around in the sun, I don't know that I am dead, I can't see the day, I can't be reincarnated, I Lao Zhou remembers your kindness, you must have something to do when you come to the underworld, if you have something, tell me, I Lao Zhou fought for this life and repay you......"

Wang Xiaobai was really moved, he just didn't want Zhou Qiang's team of Yin soldiers to get in the way, but he didn't expect Zhou Qiang to keep it in his heart, and he didn't ask Wang Xiaobai what he was doing to help him, this friendship ...... Wang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Brother Zhou, we didn't come to the underworld to make trouble, or we went to Sanshengshi to check something, and after the investigation, we will return to our souls, as long as you let us go, we will help!" ”

Zhou Qiang hummed, stretched out his big hand and patted Wang Xiaobai and said: "You have something, I won't keep you, Sanshengshi is there, I know there, I will take you there, I can save a lot of trouble, student, don't tell me no, that is looking down on my old Zhou, go, let's go now, finish your business and return to your soul as soon as possible, this ghost place is not where you should come......"