Chapter 331: Invasion of the Scourge Brigade
How to become bald is worth pondering, the Dukes have little experience, they only know how to become bulging! Besides, when you come to an unknown space, why do you have to worry about baldness, just hug your thighs!
In front of the day of the day, day by day, the topic of 'how is the bald head made' was postponed indefinitely, and even Duke himself in the one-punch world was squeezed into the army of chasers, not to mention other Dukes.
In the unknown space, there is a lewd laughter wafting from time to time.
"Push-ups on men and women are so ordinary, I want to see ...... Oh I'll go, there is still this kind of operation, I was so pure before. ”
"666, it's up!"
"What a longing for the world, why is there no such broad-minded young lady in my place?"
"Yes! It's hard to find! ”
“……”
Don't underestimate Duke in the world, although he has no superpowers and magic, and he doesn't understand martial arts and science, he doesn't know anything except pushing girls, but he contributes a good kidney to everyone, and there are wonderful 3D stereoscopic ultra-clear pictures, as well as various poses.
Duke of the biochemical world is a hard night, a hard night.
Good kidneys! Good kidneys!
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The world of the Grim Reaper!
A certain mansion of the noble Kuchigi family of the Lingling Court, where the Male Reaper Association is stationed. This aristocratic mansion was given to Duke by Kuchigi Hakuya as a token of gratitude for his life-saving kindness to his wife.
The doctor's parents' hearts, Duke didn't accept it, and Bai Zai couldn't force it, so he had to rent it to the Male Reaper Association for free to make a venue to express his heart. His righteous support gave the much-suppressed Male Reaper Association a place to stay.
Since ancient times, one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female. In fact, this sentence is wrong, neither a male nor a female is good, on the day the male Reaper Association was established, it offended a powerful organization, that is, the Female Reaper Association, and then it was humiliated in various ways.
All in all, if there is no mansion provided by Hakuya for free, you can only hold a meeting in the men's bathroom......
Today, in accordance with the usual practice, the association holds a regular meeting once a week, and every member responds to the meeting.
The elder brother of the president shooting range looked at the members with a gloomy face, sighed and said: "Yesterday, two more members submitted their resignations to me, and this is the fourth withdrawal incident this month. ”
"What time is it today?" Duke sat down on the side and asked Ukitake Shishiro.
"Number 5! Almost every day, members withdraw from the membership, and if there is no meeting today and the withdrawal procedures are not handled, it is estimated that some people will withdraw from the membership today. Ukitake Shishiro was worried, and as the most important figure within the association, he held the position of chairman of the board.
As the chairman of the board, Ukitake himself is also very happy, probably because he is frail and sick and rarely leaves the team, and he enjoys the happy atmosphere within the association.
"What a bright future!" Duke looked disgusted and secretly took off the sunglasses off his face.
"Ahaha, don't say that. The shooting range president is very capable of doing things, and everything will be fine. Ukitake Shiro stroked his sunglasses, revealing his shiny silver teeth full of confidence.
Duke looked at each other painfully, regretting that he had dragged him into the pit at that time, the gentle and gentle floating bamboo could never come back, but he was still enjoying it.
Speaking of which, Ukitake really doesn't have much of a fight, has a good personality and a good temper, and won't refuse others. Duke had sent invitations to two captains, the other being Hakuya Kuchigi, and the shooting field dude hoped that his participation would increase the influence of the Male Reaper Association.
The shooting field brother's idea is good, but when he learned that he had to wear sunglasses to join the club, Bai Ya refused without thinking about it, so it was called a simple.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the number of withdrawals is increasing, which is a very dangerous sign that the organization is going downhill. If you have any way, you may wish to speak freely, and everyone should work together to tide over the difficulties. The shooting range brother had a headache, there are fewer and fewer members, except for a few capable backbones, and he is about to become a light pole commander.
"I think if I get rid of my sunglasses, I might be saved." Duke complained to himself that since he was forced to join this organization that does not pay for his life, his whole person's compulsion has been lowered.
"We have invested too little money, and if we can increase publicity efforts like women's associations and improve member benefits, we will definitely be able to recover the decline, and even new people will join." Ukitake said eloquently, it seems that he has done a job.
He said very reasonably, the Women's Reaper Association gives some benefits to members every once in a while, shampoo, discount cards, and aunt towels, although they are all worthless items, but they are more than a hundred times stronger than men.
The shooting field dude's fetish is really speechless, every time he sends sunglasses, all kinds of sunglasses, Duke is about to vomit when he looks at it. There are also flyers promoting the Male Grim Reaper Association, which is made in the same style as the small advertisements on telephone poles, and if someone can join the club, they will be out of the ghost.
"In terms of funding, there can't be any more." As soon as the money was mentioned, the shooting field brother immediately made a bitter face: "The Ichiban team has distributed various organization activity funds this year, and our association has been deducted a large amount of money, and it is all in the pocket of the Women's Reaper Association." ”
"What, anything like that?"
"Shooting Range Chief, why didn't you say it earlier."
"Damn, it's really too deceitful, fight with them."
“……”
A group of big men clamored to die with the Women's Death Association, but the scum shouted fiercely, and none of them dared to do it. Let's not talk about the female Reaper Association, it is difficult to gain a foothold in the Lingling Court if you offend them, let's just say that there are two female captains, and it is not easy to offend one.
The captain of the fourth team, Mao Zhihua, annoyed her, and was cut down to seek medical treatment in the future, and she fell into her hands. There's also Captain Broken Bee of the Second Team, the Commander-in-Chief of the Covert Mobile, who is also tasked with overseeing the 'Worm Nest', offending her, throwing you in every minute, and staging a back-to-back 'When the Mountains Are Blooming Again'.
Tsk, women have already carried half the sky in the Corpse Soul Realm!
"I've called you here today to explain the money. Unfortunately, we can tell you that the funds sown above are only enough for us to last for three months, and after three months, we will have to figure it out on our own. The shooting field dude slammed the table, stood up and shouted angrily: "The Female Reaper Association oppresses us and humiliates us!" But we can't give in, we have to fight back stubbornly, let them know our blood and perseverance, we will not be easily defeated. ”
Bang Bang Bang ————
Don't get me wrong, this is pure applause.
"President of the shooting range, what to do, you say something, bet on this life, and I will definitely support it."
"Yes, the big man must not be looked down upon by a woman." Hearing the deafening words of the shooting field brother, the rookies only felt their blood boiling and screamed.
The old birds craned their necks and did not dare to squeak, such as Duke, who buried his head and pretended to be asleep.
"Very good, worthy of my fancy person, you are indeed the backbone elite of the association!" After a round of vision, he nodded with satisfaction, and took out a donation box from under his seat: "Twelve months a year, and the funds for the remaining nine months depend on everyone." ”
"......" rookies looked confused.
"Ahem! Actually, I am going to submit my withdrawal application after the meeting today. ”
"Me too!"
"As I said, I'm going to risk my life. So if you don't have money, you have to die. ”
"Ditto!"
"The landlord is right, I'm not doing it!"
The shooting field was shocked: "Everyone, it is about the dignity of the male Grim Reaper, how can you easily admit defeat?" Is money more important than dignity? ”
Yes, money is more important than dignity!
Everyone nodded in their hearts, and at this moment they reached a consensus.
Seeing that the shooting range was about to burst into a fight, suddenly a rapid alarm sounded in the sky above the Lingling Court.
"Emergency alert! Intruders have been found in the Soul Court! ”
"Repeat, emergency alert, intruders have been found in the Ryomyeongting! All teams are in position! ”
"Intruders found in the Soul Court——————"
The shrill alarm bell ended the fundraising meeting, and everyone present rushed back to their respective teams and waited for it. The invasion of the Disaster Brigade is not a trivial matter, the Lingling Court is heavily guarded, the strong are like clouds, and the invaders dare to invade openly, either they don't understand anything, or they are bold and confident, and they are confident that they can come in and out under the encirclement and suppression of the thirteenth team.
Duke followed Ukitake and sent him back to the Thirteenth Team, Duke was Ukitake's attending physician and knew his condition well, for fear that he would kneel down if he was not careful.
"Vice Captain Duke, thank you very much for sending me back." Ukitake smiled and said, "But now it's an emergency after all, why don't you hurry back to the fourth team, doesn't it matter where Captain U no Hua is?" ”
"Captain Ukitake laughed, our captain is so strong that he is scared to death! Together, the calamities are no match for her, so there's nothing to worry about. Duke's eyes twinkled.
Some time ago, the sister-in-law of Kuchigi Hakuya was on a mission in the world, and she privately gave the power of death to a human being, and now she is still in the Confessional Palace with tears.
Then the identity of the invasion is self-evident!
The plot begins......
(End of chapter)