Oh, my God!

What the hell is going on?!

Isn't the golden cicada a meritorious Buddha?!

How did you get killed by mortals and make food at this time?!

Could it be that this is the third generation of mortals?!

The first generation of the past was even more powerful?!

I can't. Mobile

Even the Buddha of Lingshan can be slaughtered casually, this vast heavenly palace is not the master of Sanqing for a long time!

The position of the Buddha will definitely not be guaranteed!

"Yes, it's delicious, I liked it when I was young, but my dad wouldn't let me eat it."

This shocked the white elephant again.

I started eating it when I was a child.

Meritorious Buddha has been dead for twenty years?!

His father didn't let him eat it, apparently because he wanted to.

What kind of dad is this?!

I don't know what to share with my son if I have good things.

Bah, I am also a Buddhist, how can I say that Tang monk meat is a good thing?

I didn't be a youkai for years.

Amitabha

"Well, forget it, this side has chili peppers, we can't eat this."

Zhao Wunian is happy.

"Hey, don't lie to me, I don't know where I've heard it before, meat refers to onions, garlic and ginger, and chili peppers only flowed into China in the Ming Dynasty, you already existed, right? The monks before the Northern and Southern Dynasties could still eat meat! You're welcome! ”

The white elephant was stunned.

"Really? You still know so much, I don't know, hehe, it seems that you have a relationship with the Buddha! ”

What the dignified White Elephant Venerable didn't know, Zhao Wunian knew.

Isn't it awesome?

"Pull it down, I have nothing to do with the Buddha, I still want to marry a daughter-in-law, you should eat it quickly, this is really delicious!"

Originally, Zhao Wunian was still thinking about how to deal with him, but he was chatting with him at this moment.

Zhao Wunian can't be blamed.

After all, his own ability is so good, the white elephant doesn't need to look at it, it must be copper skin and iron bones, and if he fights with him, he has no chance of winning at all.

Anyway, I can't think of it, so let's just do it.

Let's take one step at a time.

The white elephant's expression was a little embarrassed.

"That, this, this doesn't fit...... Let's change it. ”

Zhao Wunian asked disapprerovingly, "What's wrong with this?" This stuff is delicious, and you're guaranteed to eat one pack and want to eat the second pack, and eat the second pack and want to eat the third pack. ”

"But you gave me two packs, where did you get the third pack?"

Yes, this Zhao Wunian is still stupid.

"I can't finish giving it to you?! We're friends! Zhao Wunian patted his chest and said boldly.

It's definitely not a routine, and Zhao Wunian at this time has forgotten that the white elephant is about to become his opponent.

All right.

These two goods are half a catty and eight taels......

The white elephant thought about it and finally refused.

"Brother, this is really inappropriate, as a Buddhist, how can I eat Tang monk meat? You can change it for me, can't you beg you when the big brother begs you? ”

……

That's a brother......

Zhao Wunian was puzzled: "This, this is not really Tang monk meat!" Where can you buy a pack of real Tang monk meat for five cents? ”

"Really?! Brother, don't lie to big brother! The white elephant was surprised.

It can be called "Tang monk meat" in the mortal world.

It's going to be delicious!

Zhao Wunian was speechless and said, "Don't tease, okay?" You originally asked me for vegetarian food, how could I give you meat to eat? I'm still stupid with your head, so I can make myself smarter by slapping it twice. ”

Big truth.

The white elephant quickly slapped himself on the head twice.

"Bang bang" twice, Zhao Wunian felt pain when he heard it.

But the white elephant didn't care, opened the bag and ate it.

Soft in the mouth.

A line of throat!

No, no, no, I used the wrong advertising words.

It should be very chewy, clicky, and have an endless aftertaste!

Soon, the white elephant ate a packet.

"Not bad, right? Hey. Zhao Wunian said proudly.

The white elephant nodded as he ate.

"Well, yes, well, delicious, delicious!"

Soon, the two packs were finished.

"Brother, you said you would give me the third pack, it wouldn't be a lie, right? It's not good to lie in Lingshan, otherwise the Buddha will be unhappy. ”

Look at you're nervous.

When Zhao Wunian grew up, he didn't eat much spicy strips, so he didn't care very much, and took out fifty packs at once.

"Eat! People live for a lifetime, don't you want to be happy! Eat enough! Hehe! ”

"Oh my mother! The Bodhisattva blesses you with good health and all the best, you are really a good person! ”

The white elephant was like crazy, tearing the bag and eating at the same time.

Looking at his speed, the hundreds of packs in his delicate teeth may not be enough for him.

"That one, big brother, eat slowly, at your speed, my spicy horse is going to be eaten by you, will you transform? Smaller and can't eat more? ”

That's right?!

How did I not think of that?!

"Brother, you are so smart! If you can clear the customs, I will say a few good words to the Buddha and let him make you a wise Buddha or something! No matter how bad it is, you have to be a bodhisattva! The minimum standard is also a Venerable! Hey. ”

With that, the white elephant turned its body to the size of a fist.

Hear the word "customs clearance".

Zhao Wunian finally came to his senses.

He said worriedly: "Big brother, when will our level start?" How many levels are left? ”

The white elephant was busy eating spicy strips, shook his head and said: "I really don't know this, as for me, it's up to you to decide when to start, not me, aren't you eating?" You eat slowly, not in a hurry. ”

Of course, don't worry.

Let me eat enough and then say, such a delicious thing, I must leave a little for Fuxian Bodhisattva.

Zhao Wunian scratched his head, looked at the hamburger in his hand, and put it aside.

"It's up to me? What time did I say? ”

No way?

Lingshan's treatment is so good?!

"That's right, you've just passed a level, you're already very tired, how can you let you continue to break through, the Buddha has taken special care of you, and he has a good impression of you. Ahh ”

Zhao Wunian was even more surprised.

"Really?! The Buddha knows me?! ”

Although I am the little overlord of the Zhao family, I am not so famous that even the Buddha knows about it, right?!

Could it be that the rat said hello to me?

Is he already able to talk to a figure of Buddha's level?

Awesome!

It's actually right to think about it, the mouse has scolded Tai Laojun before, what does he dare not do.

My brother, two words awesome!

"Ah, I said I leaked, okay, I told you anyway, let's talk about it. Yes, the Buddha said that you came to Lingshan unusually, the foundation is unstable, if you break through one after another, for you, the end will definitely be death, so I made some adjustments. It's up to you to start, not me. ”

Huh?

Zhao Wunian said in frustration: "Then how can you say that the Buddha has a good impression of me?" ”

It's not a big deal.

Brother, it's not small, do you still want to directly clear the customs and seal your wisdom Buddha?

"Isn't that good?! If you go as you used to, you're either going to fail or you're going to die here. Let me say so, Maitreya Buddha, are you familiar with it? He has challenged 325 times here, and none of them have been successful. ”

"The Buddha has always believed that all living beings are equal, and he will never protect anyone, and now he just because you are exceptional, let you set the time to start, this is already a trace, the Buddha will not let me say it, but we Buddhists can't speak. Anyway, you can be content, it's good to be able to do this! ”

Saying this, Zhao Wunian also nodded.

I didn't know where I had heard that Maitreya was the future Buddha.

It is also said that after the Buddha retired, it was him.

Such a powerful person has never challenged more than 300 times, probably because of the starting time.

Otherwise, after completing a level, take a break for three years and five years.

Who is his opponent?

Since he has the potential to become a Buddha, his strength must be not low, and if he does this, he may have cleared the customs earlier.

Speaking of this, Zhao Wunian said: "Is that Maitreya Buddha able to become a Buddha as long as he clears the customs?" ”

If only it were so.

Haven't I become a Buddha too?

Don't.

I'm here to cultivate, and it's just to improve my cultivation.

Don't detain me here as a Buddha, I don't want to.

You think beautifully.

"Of course not, you think it's so easy to be a Buddha? This is just one of the many conditions, ouch, don't ask about this matter, I can't speak, but it's inconvenient to talk to you, who is not a Buddhist. By the way, brother, when are you going to challenge? ”

Zhao Wunian stood up and rushed towards the white elephant that was only the size of a fist.

"Now!"