Chapter 511: Brother Monkey Comes Forward
(Cat pounces Chinese) The queen mother is very right, with Zhou Hao's current ability, it is difficult to climb a heavy weight, and it is impossible for something similar to pulling the beard of the Jade Emperor to ask for a magic weapon again.
The only thing that is more troublesome is that Zhou Hao is in charge of fighting the landlord, but the Jade Emperor has just become addicted to this game and can't extricate himself.
His own advertisement has been played for Zhou Hao, so he has nothing to exchange with Zhou Hao.
But for the sake of Taishang Laojun's face, forget it. As soon as Zhou Hao saw the Jade Emperor's words, he immediately understood.
"Good you Jade Emperor! It's obviously the old boss of Taishang Laojun who is unreasonable, but now you actually help him talk, and the officials are guarding each other! You've disappointed me so much! "Yes, Zhou Hao came out in a tone like the elders teaching the juniors.
The Jade Emperor has no choice, it's okay with others, but Zhou Hao has formed a bond with Taishang Laojun, how can I help this Nima?
"Don't speak disrespectfully here, he is the master of the Great Dao, the ancestor of all religions, out of the first of too nothing, from the source of infinity, and finally endless, the poor and infinite, can you scold? I was polite when I saw him, but you scolded him here. The Jade Emperor replied angrily.
When the Queen Mother learned about this, she also covered her mouth and snickered.
"This Zhou Hao is really exactly the same as back then, he is not afraid, he didn't know how many elixirs he stole from Taishang Laojun back then, and now that Zhou Hao has come to the door, Taishang Laojun naturally wants to tease him." The Jade Emperor stomped his feet and said, "Who isn't?" But what does all this have to do with me? Could it be that I told him to steal it in the first place? The Queen Mother put her hand down, revealing a far-reaching look, and said lightly: "I don't know......"
"What do you mean!? It wasn't the elixir that I instigated him to go to the Venerable Palace to steal back then, and now it's not me who let Taishang Laojun pit Zhou Hao, anyway, everything has nothing to do with me! The Jade Emperor shook his head and said angrily.
The queen mother had already picked up her mobile phone and continued to fight the landlord, and said while playing: "Yes, yes, this palace is not instigated by His Majesty, but there are many halls in the Tushi Palace, how does Your Majesty know that it is in the palace?" Back then, even Taishang Laojun didn't go out, where did he hide the elixir. "Paralysis.
A trace of panic flashed in the Jade Emperor's eyes, and he randomly calmed down and said: "Of course it's my guess, it's okay, don't always take out the past things." As soon as his voice fell, Zhou Hao's news came.
"Okay! I admit it, who made you all wear a pair of pants! Don't fall into my hands in the future! Leave! Seeing Zhou Hao's threat, the Jade Emperor was not angry at all, as if he was used to it, but was a little scared.
"Hey, you can't blame me for this, who can you blame if you don't have a brain? Three thousand immortal coins, even if you can't buy a burning stick in the Tushi Palace, and you still expect to use three thousand immortal coins to let Taishang Laojun save your friend? "Having said that, in the end, it was still the old guy Taishang Laojun who had three thousand with Zhou Hao, and it was not Zhou Hao who opened this mouth.
"You and me, the blind can see that it's the old thing! But don't worry, I won't block your account because of this, I, Zhou Hao, am not this kind of person! Good bye! Don't look for me again, if you look for me again, I'll block you! Zhou Hao's words were a pun, first pretending to be forced to prove that he was so noble, and at the same time telling the Jade Emperor that he would not be named because of this matter, but if there is anything else in the future, it cannot be guaranteed.
When the Jade Emperor saw Zhou Hao being so ** with him, he became angry.
"You're so rude before you grow up! If you are promoted to the power of the year, will this be worth it?! The green mountains do not change the green water for a long time, let's ride a donkey to read the record book, and we'll see! Of course, these are shouted by the Jade Emperor pointing to the screen of his mobile phone, he is really afraid that Zhou Hao will block himself, in case Zhou Hao is not happy, how can he spend the long years in the future with his account?
Closing the dialogue window with the Jade Emperor, Zhou Hao didn't want to find Taishang Laojun so soon to give in, after all, this is 30 million immortal coins, although he has some savings, but not so much.
Xu Sun Dongliang and Zhao Wunian saw Zhou Hao's anger, but they didn't dare to disturb, everyone knew that Zhou Hao was angry in the Tingdi Mansion.
Zhao Wunian was okay, Xu Sun Dongliang didn't even dare to sit, just looked at Zhou Hao directly, and at the same time regretted the big mistake he made.
What's the use of regretting? Why did you go earlier? Zhou Hao thought about it, but he couldn't find any awesome characters who could talk to Taishang Laojun, and the only one was Sun Wukong.
"Brother Monkey, do me a favor." Zhou Hao sent. At this time, Sun Wukong was fighting the landlord, and when he saw Zhou Hao coming to find him, he immediately knew that Zhou Hao was okay and couldn't trouble himself, he must have encountered something terrible.
Zhou Hao treats my grandson well, and my grandson can't help him. Sun Wukong immediately ordered the trusteeship and asked Zhou Hao: "What's the matter?" "Let's see, Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey in the end, not like the Jade Emperor, who is like a wall grass, and he favors the bullish side when things happen.
Seeing that Sun Wukong replied so quickly, Zhou Hao also knew that Sun Wukong took himself seriously.
"I'll give 20 million immortal coins, Brother Monkey, you help me smash the Tushi Palace, and burn it again."
"Fuck off!!" Zhou Hao looked at the phone screen, shook his head and smiled. Hehe. The world is like a new chess game, and human feelings are like water.
Can this Nima blame Sun Wukong? Back then, he stole peaches and stole pills, and fought with 100,000 soldiers, but he suffered a full 500 years of lawsuits, 500 years of wind, frost and snowy nights, and 500 years of cold.
It's no joke. Sun Wukong is not the great sage of Qi back then, his every move now represents the Buddhist family, this thing is really done, if the two families of Buddhism and Taoism do it, then it will be a big mess.
After the news was sent, Sun Wukong was also confused.
"Hello, how come you have a conflict with Taishang Laojun? He has a good relationship with my grandson, and if you tell my grandson, he may be able to help you. Then Sun Wukong silently recited Amitabha Buddha twice in his heart, and he was in love, but he can't be blamed for this, Zhou Hao let him burn the Tushi Palace, isn't this?
In fact, Zhou Hao also played a trick with Sun Wukong. It's like a son who wants to buy a Huawei smartphone, then he and his father want to buy an Apple X, and after the father decisively refuses, son, then buy a Huawei.
I'm sure I'll buy it. Zhou Hao also wants to come up with a more difficult one first, and then come to his own thing, then Sun Wukong will definitely do his best to help him.
No, the effect looks very good, it is not easy to make Sun Wukong angry and then speak well.
"The main thing is that Taishang Laojun is too tricky, otherwise I wouldn't have this kind of thought!" Zhou Hao sent.
It seems that Sun Wukong has a good relationship with Taishang Laojun, so Zhou Hao is not in a hurry to scold Taishang Laojun.
"What the hell is going on with you two, although Taishang Laojun is quite insidious, but overall he is still a good guy." Zhou Hao sighed, and then sent: "That's the case, a brother in my mortal world used his mana to cast a spell, and then was unintentionally interrupted, and suffered from the backlash of Taishang Laojun's mana, I asked him for help, he didn't help at first, I asked him how much he wanted, he was three thousand, and after I sent the money, he and I thirty million." "After Sun Wukong heard it, he couldn't bear it at all.
"This sick old plague god! How can you be so cheated like this?! "Is this still enough? Typical shamelessness.
What kind of person is Zhou Hao, Sun Wukong can't understand it anymore, such a good child, what are you doing in other people's pits?
Obviously can't help it? What are you doing with someone like this? Seeing the news of Sun Wukong, Zhou Hao said that he had a joke in his heart, and continued to fan the flames: "It's not all, I feel that I have been cheated, so I want to go to the Jade Emperor to comment, but the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun are wearing a pair of pants at all, and they don't take me seriously at all!" "Cat flutter Chinese