Chapter 127: Head down the toilet
"Huh~~~"
Listening to Mike's big fat man's dancing speech, a group of small town residents around the pickup truck raised their middle fingers at Mike one by one.
They had already stood here listening to this Mike talk a lot about monsters, in fact, they had all heard about the monsters encountered in Mike's supermarket before, but they were only a little surprised, but they didn't pay much attention.
But then, today, this Mike actually drove a pickup truck here again and yelled with a horn, and he was still talking about the monster, and he said it in an orderly manner.
But even if it's a good point?
Mike, who doesn't know the people of their town?
He is lazy, hot-tempered, and full of lies.
Every time the town would be with everyone, and everyone would not like him.
Naturally, I don't know how to believe what he said about monsters.
"That's it! Mike! You'd better hurry down! Don't let the police arrest you again! ”
"Don't think we don't know, your supermarket is what you deliberately made it look like, just to tease us!"
"That's right! You'd better get out of here! We don't welcome you liar here! ”
"Humph! Monster! Mike! If anyone believes what you say, that's a real monster! ”
One by one, the townsfolk heckled Mike away.
But from the words of these people, it can be seen that Mike's status here is indeed not very high. It seems that it is really unpopular.
It's no wonder that I usually stay alone in such a remote gas station, and it's no wonder that I always want to show myself in front of this group of small town residents.
"Hey! It's you again! Mike! What do you want to do? ”
It was at this time that a cheer came.
The crowd of onlookers was pushed away, and a policeman in a police uniform and hat squeezed out. Looking at Mike standing on the pickup in front of him, he shouted again: "Hurry up and get me down!" Don't make trouble in the town! Isn't that enough of the lesson I gave you last time! ”
Mike, who had been holding the loudspeaker and shouting, suddenly heard a familiar voice yelling at him, and immediately turned around to see the policeman who was glaring at him in front of the crowd below.
Seeing the police, Mike was not afraid at all, and even looked up at the policeman with his chest up and said, "Yo! Isn't this Sheriff Tom! How? Last time I put your head in the toilet bowl to flush it, and now the dog in the head. The hasn't been washed yet? ”
As soon as Mike's words came out, everyone in the audience immediately whispered.
But instead of discussing the Sheriff Tom, he blamed Mike for being wrong.
suffered so much scolding and accusations from below, but the fat man Mike still held his head up, and did not show the slightest flinch, obviously completely accustomed to this kind of scene.
When Hao Qiao saw this picture in the back, he also had to say "convinced" to Mike.
As mentioned in Mike's letter of entrustment to himself, he was dissatisfied with a police officer, so he pushed the police officer's head into the toilet.
Originally, I thought it was a rather exaggerated statement, in order to express my perfunctory anger at the police in the United States.
But now that I look at it, this is not an exaggeration at all, this special motherfuck, Mike, the fat man, really did that!
Hao Qiao's eyes widened, and the audience in the live broadcast room also sighed one by one.
“666! This fat man is simply awesome! This is our fat man's idol! ”
"This courage is also amazing, let alone a place like the United States, even in China, no one dares to put the head of the security bureau personnel in the toilet, right?"
"Hua Xia Qiao is in Pitco Town now, right? I knew there, although I hadn't been there, but the town was under the political jurisdiction of Los Santos. It's a miracle that this Mike is not dead in a place like Los Santos! ”
"That's right! That policeman didn't even shoot Mike, this psychological endurance is simply off the charts! ”
"I seriously suspect that these two people actually have a leg, don't look at the two of them now, maybe there are some little secrets that others don't know (manual funny)"
Not to mention the reaction of the audience in the live broadcast room, Sheriff Tom over there was already so angry that his face turned red when he heard Mike mention that his head was pressed into the toilet. Immediately pumped. took out the baton, pointed at the fat man on the pickup and shouted, "You hurry up and get me down now!" Otherwise, I'm going to use force! ”
Mike is also a bull man, and he did not hesitate to the police's warnings, but continued to raise his loudspeaker and shouted to the residents of the surrounding towns: "You believe me once!" This time, there's a real monster coming! I also went to the director of the Special Events Handling Office, he must have a monster near our town, and now he has gone to look for traces of the monster, and he asked me to come over to remind you to be safe! ”
"Listen to me! Those monsters are really dangerous, I bought Lisa for them to eat in one bite, if you let the monsters into the town, you will all have to play! Don't listen to me! Don't regret it! ”
Mike, this guy is a guy who doesn't know how to persuade people, so he can't say a few good words, and when he sees that the people below don't react, he simply threatens directly.
This made Hao Qiao, who looked at it from behind, really feel a little crying and laughing.
"Special Events Firm? What is it? ”
"I don't know, but it feels familiar, like I've heard of it somewhere."
"Oh! I remember that I can often see it when I watch TV these days. It's not that there's a murderous monster in Los Santos called Jason. According to the report, it was the Los Santos Police Department that solved the problem in conjunction with this office. ”
"Really? Would such an office listen to someone like Mike? He's not bragging again, is he? ”
The residents of the nearby town heard the name of the Special Events Office, but they turned their heads again.
Who knows, Sheriff Tom, who was pressed into the toilet by Mike, who was supposed to hate Mike the most, stood up at this time and shouted at Mike again: "Can you prove that you are telling the truth?" If there really are monsters, we believe you can too, after all, the lives of the townspeople are more important than the lives of the townspeople! ”
Hey, hey, hey!
You don't really have a leg, do you?
That big fat man has pressed your head down the toilet, and he keeps throwing you face in front of so many people.
You are still so good at talking, have the police in the United States become so friendly?
You really make people wonder if there really is a story between you!
Hao Qiao watched Sheriff Tom's reaction, listened to his words, and couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart.