Chapter 123: Pesticides
"What the hell? How did 666 become a demonic number? ”
"I seem to have heard this before, and in Europe and the United States, there is indeed such a saying."
"I want to laugh inexplicably, there are at least hundreds of millions of people in our Huaguo who brush 666 every day, doesn't that mean that our Huaguo has become the world's biggest evil. Teach organized? Hahaha! ”
“666!”
“666!”
“666!”
Hao Qiao looked at the various "666" swipes in the barrage, and also felt a little helpless, and wanted to explain to them why 666 is a number representing demons and evil, but it is too troublesome, so he simply turned up his dead fish eyes and said: "666 is not a demon number, don't you brush 666 for so long, don't you know that 666 is actually an addition product of benzene and chlorine under ultraviolet light, hexachlorocyclohexane?" ”
"Its molecular formula is C6H6Cl6, so you call it 666. Its chemical structure determines its high stability, so residual contamination is inevitable and is now banned. Previously, it was mainly used as an insecticide. Well, to put it simply, 666 is actually a pesticide variety. ”
Hao Qiao's remarks suddenly caused the barrage in the live broadcast room to fall into a short period of calm, and then there was a collective outbreak.
"Holy! It's been so many years of brushing 666 to know that we are all brushing pesticides! ”
"See you soon! See you in a long time! It's a good day to get up! ”
“mmp! We've all been deceived! ”
"Shocked! The biggest pesticide advertisement discovered this year, it turned out to be it! ”
“23333! Upstairs, welcome to the UP editorial office! ”
Hao Qiao's interaction with the Chinese audience made the new viewers in the United States look confused and didn't know how to react.
It was only at this time that Hao Qiao looked at the camera in the live broadcast room and said: "There are differences between Eastern and Western cultures, in the eyes of you Europeans and Americans, the number 6 represents the devil, which is evil and imperfect." And 8 might be a better number for you, right? ”
"It's just that the numbers 666 may not be as sophisticated as your 666 in the West. It's just a simple homophonic meme. 666 represents Yoyoyo in China, or Niu Niu Niu, all of which express amazement and are very powerful. Therefore, if you see Chinese people sending 666, you will generally praise people. ”
"Oh! So that's it! ”
"Chinese culture is broad and profound!"
"In this way, I remember that my friends in Huaguo often told me that Huaguo has many homophones and homophones."
"I suddenly became interested in Huaguo, I have always heard that the food there is great, I know some friends who travel to Huaguo and say that Huaguo is developing very well now, and I am thinking about whether to go to Huaguo next year."
"Come on! Welcome to Huaguo! ”
"If you want to come, you can wait until May or June next year. It seems that our strange museum was open at that time. ”
"Speaking of Qiaoye's museum, I am a native of Liuyang City, I just ran over yesterday to see it, Qiaoye they invited three classes of construction team, and now they can already see the prototype of the museum, and it is absolutely spectacular after completion!"
"I really envy you locals in Liuyang City......"
"Is Huaxia Qiao still going to open a museum? Okay, then I'll go to China in May next year. ”
The viewers of China and the United States in the live broadcast room chatted very well, but Hao Qiao inexplicably felt that he had been ignored.
What the heck? Shouldn't the focus now be on keeping an eye on that underground monster?
Hao Qiao glanced back at Mike, who was already as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and couldn't help but feel a lot better.
This guy seems to have been ignored by himself before.
Turning his head, Hao Qiao looked at the camera of the little black ball again, raised his fist and coughed twice, reattracting the attention of the audience in the live broadcast room, and then said: "Pull the topic back, continue to talk about the underground monster, your crooked building is too serious." ”
Who knows, Hao Qiao's sentence has just finished speaking, but the audience in the live broadcast room has stopped.
"I'll go! Qiaoye, you actually threw the pot at us! ”
"That's right, you didn't say the question I asked you about the monster before, but instead paid attention to the things that made you angry, and now you come over to blame us for the crooked building."
"Woooooooooooo I didn't expect you to be this kind of clever master who likes to shake the pot! ”
"Don't want Bilian!"
"Ahem, ahem!" was suddenly complained by the audience so hatefully, Hao Qiao also felt a little embarrassed. The problem is, he really can't argue with these audiences yet.
In the end, Hao Qiao could only put on a serious look, forcibly changed the topic, and said in English: "After the information I just asked Mike, it is based on the situation at the scene. I can already get a rough idea of what kind of monster is here. ”
"Some friends who like to hunt should know that in the Gobi region of our country, there is a legendary creature called the desert worm, which is also called the Mongolian death worm. And the monsters we encountered in the middle of this rice plate, although similar to the desert worms, they are two completely different creatures, not even close relatives. ”
Hao Qiao's topic was dry and very stiff, but I have to say that what Hao Qiao's mouth said had fully attracted the audience's attention.
Although in the barrage, there are still many people complaining about Hao Qiao's change of topic. But most of the people have listened carefully to Hao Qiao's explanation.
As Hao Qiao spoke, he pointed to the big pit under his feet and said, "This creature, if I'm not mistaken, its name should be called Alien Worm." It is a monster that lives underground in its infancy. ”
"Yes, hearing this, some of you may have noticed the key words I just said. One is the alien worm, and the other is the juvenile stage. ”
"As for why I call it an alien worm instead of some underground alien or desert alien? That's one of the biggest differences between it and desert worms. ”
"Desert worms have maintained a physical state since they were born, and at most they will grow larger over time."
"But the insect is different, its growth is more similar to the growth process of some insects in nature, such as butterflies. Their growth is divided into three stages. And the alien worm we see that likes to burrow into the ground is the first growth stage of the alien worm, that is, the xenomorph larvae. ”
"At this stage, the insect has a huge body, a foul smell on its body, and can sense its prey by sound. They do not need eyes due to their underground life and have a black armored beak mouth that is used to dig into the soil. Red or orange blood flows through the body. They also generally have three snake-like tongues that are suitable for grasping, and these tongues have mouths and teeth, and they seem to be self-aware. ”