Lan Weiyan looked at the lubricating fluid on the table dumbfounded.

Seven brands, seven colors, seven functional ......

Lan Weiyan asked in a hoarse voice, "Do you like Dragon Ball very much?" ”

"Huh? Dislike. Yan Yu shook his head, "I'm gay, and I like "Romance of Innocence". ”

"Romance of Innocence", also known as "The World's First First Love".

Just look at the name, it's a sweet and yellow Tanmei anime full of girlish hearts.

Lan Weiyan didn't know how to answer.

He hadn't watched "Romance of Innocence".

Previously, he had only read academic works such as "Yi Zhongtian's History of China" and "A Brief History of Mankind" that could be cited when writing papers.

The scene was very awkward for a while.

Lan Weiyan asked again, "Why do you have to bring seven condoms and seven bottles of lubricant when you go out?" ”

Yan Yu was studying the description of the lubricant, and he didn't raise his eyes, "Because I received advertising agencies from seven companies, it is my mission to advertise these seven brands anytime and anywhere." ”

"Uh...... Are you advertising? ”

"Hmm. You open a small yellow text website, and a video pops up below, titled 'Ten times a night without backache'...... The ads I do are a little more advanced than that. ”

Lan Weiyan's expression became complicated.

He never clicks on those little videos.

Ahh He never reads that kind of little yellow text.

Yan Yu sensed Lan Weiyan's little nervousness, so he wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere.

It's a pity that he hasn't fully woken up yet, and he doesn't have an excellent joke in his head that can be appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar.

Depressed, Yan Yu picked a less yellow one, "Have you ever read "Runaway Comics"? The one that was sealed a while ago. ”

Lan Weiyan shook his head.

There is a generation gap between him and the old man, and the difference in interests and hobbies is as big as that between a straight man and a rotten woman.

"It doesn't matter if I don't know, I'm here for Kopha. In one episode, they interviewed an unnamed Mr. Tang Maru......"

Lan Weiyan's eyebrows shrugged: Mr. Tang Maru, who did not want to be named......

Can such a show not be blocked?

"Mr. Tang Maru is a chief prostitute. His job is to sweep away pornography. Generally, the small yellow film on the website has to be let him go through it first - if it is too yellow, it will be clicked. ”

Lan Weiyan thought it was a little interesting, "Watch small yellow movies for free, you still don't code, and you can still make money......"

"Envy, huh?" Yan Yu divided the lubricating fluid on the table into two categories, "He was only nineteen years old when he was interviewed, but he looked like he was fifty-nine years old. ”

After speaking, Yan Yu also touched his face narcissistically.

"So, it's not a job that everybody can do." Yan Yu solemnly concluded, "Not all people in the industry can be as handsome as me. ”

Lan Weiyan was a little speechless.

Didn't the old man go bankrupt not so long ago? What's going on with the spring breeze on your face?

He said depressedly, "I got fifty-nine points in a major course, and I didn't want to repeat it, so I dropped out." ”

"Huh? Dropped out of school......" Yan Yu narrowed his eyes, "It's very difficult for young people who don't have academic qualifications to find a job now." ”

"Don't want to work. Bother. ”

Yan Yu looked at Lan Weiyan's frowning brows, inexplicably a little unbearable, and reached out to rub his eyebrows.

A reassuring warmth passed through his fingertips, flowing with the blood to Lan Weiyan's body.

The boy moved closer to the old man a little more.

"Good little handsome guy, if you don't work or study, can you not be annoyed?"

"Uh-huh." Lan Weiyan lowered his eyes.

Yan Yu rubbed Lan Weiyan's hair again, "In this way, if you are idle and bored, come to my company, it just so happens that I am also short of manpower." ”