Chapter 24: Wood Coaxes

"If you play drunk with Ben again, I'll throw you out!" Lu Zhan squinted and threatened.

"Throw it! Throw it! You throw it! Throw me out! Tomorrow morning the soldiers found me frozen to death in front of the general's tent, see how you explain it! The woman lying on the bed tugged at the man's sleeve and was about to climb up his shoulder.

"Hugh is messing around!" Lu Zhan reluctantly retreated, and kept burrowing into the little furry head in his arms.

"What did I mess around? It's you ruthless, you're ruthless, you're vexatious! Xu Miaoyun closed her eyes, and the lines came out.

At this time, Zhao Gang, who happened to bring two bowls of decanting soup, was standing at the door looking at the two people who seemed to be intimate, uh, and quite intimate in conversation.

Well, it seems that the gossip that Shen Dujun told him two days ago is true.

"Ahem, ahem! General..."Zhao Gang coughed.

Hearing the voice, he seemed to have taken a hot potato, and suddenly pushed Xu Miaoyun's head away and took two steps back.

"Alas~" Xu Miaoyun, who was slammed on the bed, rubbed her head painfully, and scolded loudly, "You land war!" Land warfare without conscience! You actually took advantage of people's danger, you took advantage of me to get drunk, you..."

Lu Zhan, who had just retreated, listened to the woman's unreasonable abuse, swished forward and covered the woman who didn't know how to talk nonsense.

"Hmm~Hmm~ Shake, shake off the lotus root~" Xu Miaoyun broke the man's big hand between his mouth.

Different from the feeling of being bitten that night, the woman's warm little mouth was in the palm of her hand, constantly opening and closing, and occasionally a wet tongue gently slid over, and Lu Zhan trembled involuntarily.

"Oh general, she's a drunk, don't worry about her." Zhao Gang saw Xu Miaoyun's head full of fine sweat, and persuaded him.

"I... I don't bother to deal with an ignorant woman like her. Lu Zhan let go of his hand in embarrassment, took the decanting soup handed by Zhao Gang, and happily killed it.

Then, Zhao Gang took the empty bowl with one hand, and naturally put another bowl of decanting soup on Lu Zhan's hand with the other.

When Lu Zhan came back to his senses, he found that he had received another bowl of sobering soup. I saw that Zhao Gang had already turned around and walked towards the door with an empty bowl, and kept turning around and instructing, "She is a girl who is not strong enough to drink, don't be like her!" Hurry up and feed her to drink the sobering soup, otherwise I will continue to trouble you at night! After speaking, Zhao Gang looked deeply at Lu Zhan with the eyes of his daughter who had been raised for many years by someone else's pig, and turned around to go out.

Lu Zhan held the hot bowl and looked at Xu Miaoyun, who was still scolding him on the bed, and suddenly felt that it was right that he had not been close to women for so many years. He had long known that women were troublesome, but he didn't expect that drunk women were even more troublesome!

However, realizing the task he had to complete, Lu Zhan, who was silent for a moment, could only resign himself to his fate and stepped forward with his bowl.

"I'm going to feed you the decanting soup now, you drink it obediently, don't play any tricks!" Lu Zhan threatened.

"Land warfare is a big ice block, and you can freeze people to death on dog days, and land war is a big ice block, and you can freeze people to death on dog days...."

Xu Miaoyun, who was a little tired from scolding on the bed, closed her eyes and muttered in a daze.

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