The three words of immortal man came out of Mr. Lang's mouth, not only the audience was stunned, but the contestants were also stunned, only Wang Xiaobai sighed secretly, what the hostel brother said turned out to be true...... The barrage bounced up in waves, "What the hell is an undead?" What the hell is an undead donkey? Is it a man and a donkey who never dies? ”

"Is there really an immortal in the world?"

"It's so unexpected, it's enjoyable, I can't wait to see it......"

"The immortal can understand, the immortal donkey, poof! I want to laugh inexplicably......"

Mr. Lang paused a little and continued: "This episode of the show is a real experience provided by a netizen who calls me handsome and I am happy, and after the on-site assessment of the program team, it is officially determined to be the content of the second phase of the competition, now I will talk about the general situation!" ”

"The three-storey building behind me is the cultural palace in the town in the last century, which was built by the educated youth and local residents together, after the reform and opening up, due to the barren land here, and there is no development, the people in the town gradually moved out, moved to a more densely populated and more developed area, the town gradually became barren, and this cultural palace has long been yellow, and was contracted by the old Wu family in the town fifteen years ago."

"The old Wu family has a simple population, two fathers and sons, fifty-six-year-old Wu Jianshe and thirty-year-old son Wu Qing, the reason why they are contracted down is because the father and son have no way out, pondering that the Cultural Palace is not far from the highway, after the rise of Ulan Bu and desert self-driving tours, many people come to the desert to play, but there is no place to settle down along the way, run a hotel and restaurant here, you should be able to make money, and another son Wu Qing is thirty years old and has not yet married a daughter-in-law, and the contract can be used as a new house."

"The two took out all their savings, contracted down the Cultural Palace, simply cleaned up, opened, in order to win tourists to come to the door, the two of them used various tricks, holding signs on the side of the road, carefully made oil noodles, and providing bathing, water, refueling services, ......"

"After two years of work, the business is not bad, the road is not as flat as it is now, and the location is remote, this is the last stop into the desert, many people also regard the Cultural Palace as the last stop, and the place is big enough, you can park, you can also play basketball, and even barbecue, play a guitar and the like, it is a bit of a rural music now, more distinctive."

After earning money, Wu Qing began to think about lifelong events, after all, they were in their thirties, and it didn't take long for them to find a family in a poorer and more remote village, the woman's surname was Zhang, called Zhang Cuixia, she looked average, not much beautiful, and she was not young at twenty-eight years old, after meeting, both of them were quite satisfied, mainly because the woman's family was very poor, and the younger brother was waiting to marry his daughter-in-law, and the bride price was more, 100,000 yuan. ”

"Fifteen years ago, 100,000 yuan was not a small amount, Zhang Cuixia's family's idea was also simple, sell her daughter, and have money for her son to marry a daughter-in-law, Wu Qing still got 100,000 yuan, gave the Zhang family 100,000 yuan of bride price, and picked an auspicious day of the zodiac, and was about to marry a new daughter-in-law."

"It was a sunny day on this day of marriage, the Zhang family married a donkey, Zhang Cuixia rode a small donkey, and was blown by relatives and friends in the village, and was taken over by Wu Qing, it is also strange to say, Zhang Cuixia did not enter the door, the sky was clear, cloudless, but as soon as she entered the door of the Wu family, the sky was stunned by dark clouds for an instant, and there was a gust of evil wind, and then the heavy rain poured down, almost drenching the people who sent the relatives, but fortunately, everyone entered the advance hotel."

"Then there is nothing to say, the Wu family set up more than a dozen tables of feasts, and it was lively until late, but that night, after the little couple entered the cave room, not long after, suddenly a scream came from the largest room on the second floor, Wu Jianshe and his relatives and friends were startled and hurriedly rushed up."

Speaking of this, Mr. Lang suddenly paused and coughed a few times, the audience was enjoying listening, and so were the contestants, all waiting to hear what was going on, but I didn't expect to be stuck here, Wang Xiaobai hated it so much that he wanted to beat Mr. Lang, and the audience stopped doing it, and the barrage bounced up like a fly, "Mr. Lang, at the critical moment, don't drop the chain!" ”

"Mr. Lang is on the cassette? I'm stuck in this called an ecstasy! ”

"Don't play like this, it's too cheating, talk about it......"

"Don't sell cuteness at critical moments, I'm really drunk......"

Dense barrage clouds floated across the screen like clouds, but Mr. Lang asked Li Yiling for a bottle of mineral water unhurriedly, and said to the camera: "It's too much, thirsty, please wait!" ”

Yang Neck drank a few sips of water, handed the water bottle back to Li Yiling, coughed, the audience thought he was going to continue to tell, and they all quieted down, but I didn't expect Mr. Lang to smile and say: "Speaking of marriage, there is a special festive area in the Huiduo app, friends in need can download one to buy, it is really full and discounted......"

It's advertising again...... The audience was crazy, the dense barrage of protests, Mr. Lang didn't care, and read another advertising slogan, Ma Biao couldn't help it, and said loudly: "Mr. Lang, please tell the point!" ”

"It's good right away, it's good right away...... Mr. Lang still ignored everyone's protests, read the whole set of advertising words, and continued: "Wu Jianshe rushed into the new house, his son was already dead, and he was strangled to death by his daughter-in-law Zhang Cuixia, who had just married into the door, how did he die?" The little couple was passionate, Zhang Cuixia was excited, choked Wu Qing's neck, and strangled to death when she became more and more excited......"

"The specific picture is made up by your own brain, so as not to be a river crab, this way of death dare not say that there is no one to come, it can be regarded as unprecedented, Zhang Cuixia got dressed, squatted on the side of the bed and cried loudly, Wu Jianshe hugged her son sadly and cried, Zhang Cuixia said what happened, Wu Jianshe was sad and angry, picked up the lamp at the head of the bed and gave a lamp to Zhang Cuixia's head."

"Coincidentally, a lamp smashed on Zhang Cuixia's temple, Zhang Cuixia rolled her eyes and died, without hesitation, this time the nest exploded, and the rest of the people hurriedly ran out, going to the police, Wu Jianshe was also frightened, it was too miserable, it was a happy event, Leng was a funeral, a little crazy, and he also ran out, and he wanted to find Zhang Cuixia's father to settle accounts, because his daughter is not a yellow flower girl, otherwise it would not be so exciting, and the bed is not red......"

"This is different from when I was talking about the matchmaker, if it was a yellow flower girl, it would not be a tragedy, Wu Jianshe was full of anger and wanted to find Zhang Cuixia and her father to settle accounts, Zhang Cuixia and her father didn't know what was going on, she was still drinking when she was confused, this old man loves to drink, others ran out, he drank too much, and he also ran out in a daze, regardless of the pouring outside."

"Wu Jianshe rushed down the stairs, vaguely saw Zhang Cuixia and her father running outside, chased after them, but just outside, Zhang Cuixia rode the donkey suddenly went crazy, broke free from the rope tied to it, knocked down Wu Jianjian, and then picked up the hooves and kicked Wu Jianshe on the ground hard, and kicked Wu Jianshe to death, after the donkey went crazy, several young people in the town who came to drink beat the donkey to death in order to save Wu Jianjian......"

"That is to say, in a marriage, Wu Jianjian's family was wiped out, the door was wiped out quite completely, they all died, and the other people were frightened and hurriedly ran out to call the police, because more and more people left, plus the land is vast and sparsely populated, there is no police station in the town, and more than ten years ago, communication was not as developed as it is now, there were only a few people with mobile phones, and the signal was not good, so they could only go to the county to call the police."

"But it's raining heavily, it's not so easy to call the police, but someone still went, Zhang Cuixia, her father and younger brother went, snot and tears told what happened, this person died...... It's too individual, but after all, it's a homicide, the county public security hurriedly sent police to investigate, and the police went out overnight, but I didn't expect the rain to be heavier and heavier, the road was muddy and difficult to walk, and a police car was still stuck in a ditch. ”

"The embarrassed policeman entered the hotel club and found that the three members of the Wu family were alive and well, the donkey was not dead, it was tied to the pillar outside the door, no one died, but they were all very confused and looked at the police, and they were all very scared, the police asked about yesterday's situation, and the three of them described yesterday's events, and Zhang Cuixia and her father who called the police said, the police are crazy, several of you keep saying that they died yesterday, and the family of three standing in front of them in broad daylight is a ghost?"

"Don't say it, they're really not ghosts, they're all big living people, they breathe, they have shadows, they can talk, they can smoke, they can drink water......"

Is it a joke? Or are these people all crazy? The police were very conscientious, but after all, nothing happened, no one died, and the police began to take confessions, but these three people said in unison that what happened yesterday was true, and there were many people who attended the wedding, and they all said the situation at that time, is everyone crazy?

Several people gathered around arguing and shouting, accusing each other, and ensuring that everything was true, especially Wu Jianjian, the more he talked, the more angry he became, saying that Zhang Cuixia and his father had deceived him, Zhang Cuixia was a goblin, and Zhang Cuixia was not to be outdone, accusing her husband of killing her, it was deliberate, it was intentional homicide.

The more noisy and annoyed he became, Wu Jianshe hurriedly went up to hit Zhang Cuixia, rushed over very quickly, and gave Zhang Cuixia a slap, Zhang Cuixia's head tilted, slammed into the wall, the back of her head hit the wall, rolled her eyes and died, Wu Qing was anxious, went up and pushed his father, and used a little bit of strength in a hurry, and pushed Wu Jianshe down, coincidentally after pushing his father down, Wu Jianjian's head knocked on the wooden stool, and the flute was knocked to death, and then the donkey tied up outside went crazy, broke free of the rope and rushed into the door, hit Wu Qing's head with his head, and the donkey's head and the human head were shattered.

The tragedy happened in front of several policemen, but they didn't have time to stop it, and several policemen were stupid...... Fortunately, an old policeman was experienced enough and hurriedly blocked the scene to call an ambulance, but at this time, it was pouring rain outside......