Chapter 18 A Quarter Immortal
Between the eyebrows of a person is the ancestral knot, and it is also said that he knows the sea, and here is the third eye of a person, called the eye of wisdom. Of course, this is not a real eye, but an organ used to perceive yin and yang.
This organ has long since degenerated, and the Taoist priests reactivate it by operating the mind to achieve the effect of understanding the pulsations of yin and yang. This eye-opening kung fu can be said to be a very basic and important skill in the Xuanmen, and it is also the only result of my metaphysical practical classes in the past two months.
Thanks to my special physique, I am still not good at times, for example, just now.
Wang Zuo was almost angry, and then there was a burst of fear on his face, and he lowered his voice and said, "Xiaoyou, you said that it would be some kind of immortal for me to be reborn, so he ......"
I was also a little uncertain in my heart, but I still had to help Wang Zuo stabilize his mind, waved his hand and said, "Eh, there has never been a savior, and there is no immortal emperor." You used to have feudal superstitious thoughts, but now you have experienced more than two months of modern Fa education, how can you still have this kind of thought? ”
Seeing that Wang Zuo's face looked a lot better, I was happy in my heart - he listened to this product for the first time in so many years, so the more he spoke, the smoother it became: "I haven't learned much in the past two months, but aren't you very good?" If the ghosts are gone, let's go and fight with them, or there will be a second senior brother. Well, if the second senior brother can't do it, we still have a merry old man in the prairie, and he will definitely be able to do it. ”
Wang Zuo nodded, shook his head again, and hesitated: "Don't toss the old man about this matter, I'll go and explore ...... first."
I interrupted him: "Where are you going, you can't see anyone, so I'd better go." Let's keep talking on QQ phone, you listen carefully. After speaking, I took out my Bluetooth headset and stayed in my ear, and then walked towards Zhang Shan and Zhai Miaozhi.
The two of them were talking and laughing with the other two girls, and I walked around to the two of them and patted them on the shoulder: "Female donor, the little monk is back." ”
Zhang Shan was taken aback, and when she saw that it was me, she deliberately calmed her face: "You obscene monk, what are you doing when you come back." Zhai Miaozhi looked at my side and asked, "What about Wang Zuo?" ”
In the end, it is Wang Zuo's future wife in his last life, I thought about him when we met for the first time, how much can I meet such a person!
I pretended to touch my stomach and said, "That's the case, Wang Zuo let me eat it." After I finished eating, I had one more skill, what divination astrology, Ziwei Doushu, Zhou Gong's dream interpretation and so on. Didn't Wang Zuo let me eat it, just ask the two of you to try it. ”
Zhang Shan found fault: "You still want to eat us?" Then he glanced at me: "Or are you going to take advantage of us by looking at palmistry?" ”
I shook my head and said, "How do you think of me as such a person?" Since you don't believe me, I'll just test your words. There will be absolutely no physical contact with you. Friend Zhai, just come first, just say a word, and I will tell you your interests, hobbies, personal habits or something. I deliberately gritted my teeth and accentuated the pronunciation of the last few words.
Zhai Miaozhi was taken aback: "Huh? I? ”
Zhang Shan objected: "Why, I'll try it first." ”
You come first? Won't I show my stuff if you come first?
I immediately decided: "Come by size, the big one in the front, and the small one in the back." Friend Zhai, what did you just say? I? Okay, I'll give you a word test. Zhai Miaozhi was a little resistant, and a little expectant, this is the normal reaction of ordinary people when they encounter the god stick. Zhang Shan was speechless for a while, and then puffed up, which was very cute.
"Ah, there is a way for this: Yin and Yang are difficult to be poor, and the second to return to the hometown is nineteen palaces. If you can reach the yin and yang principles, heaven and earth are in the palm of your hand. Well, so you like to eat oranges and grapefruit oranges, and it's not good to stay up late at night, so you must go to bed before twelve o'clock. Well, and then wake up at half past six in the morning, right? ”
It's the first time I've done this kind of thing.,I didn't even prepare the words in advance.,Directly on the two sentences of "Smoke Wave Fishing Song" and got into the main life.,There's not even a pad in the middle.,If it weren't for the information given by Wang Zuo in the Bluetooth headset.,I'd have already leaked the stuffing.。 It's like the one who is bluffing the two of them now, especially the victim Zhai Miaozhi, whose eyes are straight.
Zhang Shan asked, "Half Immortal, you shouldn't be spying on us Miaomiao, right?" ”
I said modestly: "I can't peep in my life, what do you think of me." There are also half-immortals, I can't count them, at best, they are a quarter of an immortal. He pinched his fingers again and said in shock: "Ah, it's not good, girl, you are too old." Have you encountered anything strange lately? ”
Zhang Shan frowned, Zhai Miaozhi thought for a while and said, "I really haven't encountered anything strange recently. However, I went out on a trip with my roommate during the summer vacation and came across one in the mountains. Well, it's not a bad thing, it's a good thing. ”
I was overjoyed, and recounted to Wang Zuo on the other end of the phone and said, "Oh, you said that something strange happened to you in the mountains during the summer vacation. Okay, you take your time. Then Wang Zuo and I both held our breath and waited quietly for Zhai Miaozhi's next words.
"My roommate and I went to Yuzhou for a trip, planning to travel to the famous small Emei Mountain, but we were deceived and pulled to the small Emei Mountain by a black car. We wanted to come here, so we climbed along the way, and we saw the Buddha's light on the mountain. ”
"Buddha light?" Wang Zuo and Zhang Shan and I screamed at the same time.
"That's right, it's Buddha Light. Standing on the top of the hill facing the sun, I could see a circle of golden light next to my shadow. Strange to say, none of them except me. After that, there was nothing, go down the mountain normally, and go back to the hotel. And then until now, it's not surprising. ”
"You tell me what day it is, and the specific time you saw the Buddha's light."
After knowing the time, I had no intention of continuing to talk to them, leaving the next sentence and leaving, Zhang Shan called me twice, I didn't agree, and hurriedly went to find Wang Zuo to meet.
"It must be the ghost of the Buddha light of the little Emei Mountain, Xiaoyou, you know a lot of Taoism, the old man has never recorded this kind of thing." In the end, it is a person who has been almost sixty in two lifetimes combined, and after the matter came to an eyebrow, Wang Zuo seemed very calm and continued to seek help from me with theoretical knowledge.
God closes a door, and a window will definitely be opened. In the previous two months of study, the second senior brother was finally completely defeated by my physique, but in discouragement, he found my open window: I have a special set of rote memorization of various theoretical classics and ritual spells, and even paper talk can bluff a large number of people.
If it weren't for my background in art and my lack of interest in science, I would have surpassed my second senior brother in the modernization and scientific systematization of feudal superstition.
My brain was racing, trying to remember if there was anything like that in the notes left by the old man.
I thought about it and thought that there were no similar cases, so I planned to change my thinking: "Xiaoyou, you tell me her birthday, I have to calculate it carefully." ”
"Didn't the second senior brother say that it was useless?"
"yes, I can't stand the fact that there are fools who will believe it, and it's good to have multiple clues now."