Chapter 236 When did the garlic become a stalk (ask for subscriptions, rewards)

Ji Chang, who was pouting his ass and was about to take out the green onion under the board and cut it, suddenly felt that his ass had been slapped twice.

Then, a voice full of temptation sounded from behind him, and Ji Chang couldn't help but shiver, Nima, this girl is really getting more and more disagreeable.

Why are so many folks here, and this woman is actually slapping her ass?

Lao Tzu has been guarding the innocence of his butt for more than 20 years, so he is especially defiled?

"Mrs. Village Chief, your husband is not at home, no one cares, even the second boy's tofu dares to eat!" Brother Desheng was quite talkative, and couldn't help laughing and teasing.

It caused the surrounding villagers to laugh.

And Shen Wenqing, who saw this scene, immediately had a little unsightly face, "shameless," muttered, the girl turned around and moved her lotus feet, and went back to her room angrily.

But this woman didn't seem to be ashamed at all, "Desheng, the old lady is how to be a man in Jiaoji, what do you know?"

"Haha, I don't understand, I don't understand, aren't you afraid that the village chief will come back, I know, and then clean up your hanging house beam?" It seems that the men in the village often make such jokes with women.

Hou Zhilan was not angry, as if she was still enjoying it: "That calf dares, just his two taels of meat, the old lady can suffocate him if he shakes it twice!"

As she spoke, the woman shook the two lumps of flesh on her chest without shame, and the eyes of the men in the village next to her were hot.

Not far away, in the corner, Lai San, who was in a monkey squatting posture, was even more sluggling with a bag of loose flowers while dripping with a sigh, looking at the two lumps of flesh that were shaking endlessly, and his heart was itching.

In the past, Lai San ate the last meal but didn't have the next meal, because he was too lazy, and he was not very popular in the village, otherwise, he would be almost fifty people, and no one would say anything about the matchmaker, and he was a special old bachelor.

Since he learned that Ji often harvests wild mountain mushrooms, this calf has been idle every day, and he has nothing to do and goes to the mountains to pick some back. Of course, it's hard to get this calf to pick one or two more!

This calf picked three or five catties casually every day, and after selling it, I got some pork belly, bought some loose wine, and then accompanied by three pieces and a box of old loose flowers, one person ate enough for the whole family not to be hungry, and the life was quite content.

However, full of warm thoughts, this calf is also salivating for the village chief's daughter-in-law, and for several nights, he quietly ran to the village chief's yard to squat, walked around a few laps, and even looked inside the wall.

What you think in your heart is self-evident.

Especially after the village chief Li Huairen squatted in the bureau, this calf was even more unscrupulous, and he sneaked into the yard twice, of course, he was finally kicked out by Hou Zhilan with a stick.

Made, Lai San's face is full of pimples, and he still wants to eat the beautiful swan of the old lady like a toad, it's a dream.

Hou Zhilan's very open words immediately made the men in the village scratch their ears and cheeks, and their hearts itched.

Some women got tired of seeing it, so they grabbed their men's ears and went home to hide.

"However, you are one thing wrong, now the old lady is no longer the wife of the village chief, but the wife of the former village chief!" said that, the calf pouted Ji Chang with his straight buttocks, "Now, the second boy is our village chief." ”

"So, that's the reason why you came to hook up with the current village chief, you want to continue to succeed the village chief's wife, right?"

A man laughed.

"Even if the second kid agrees, it seems that you have to divorce first, right? Also, Aunt Zhang Ying's level is not easy!"

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Ji Chang hurriedly hid on the other side of the board, so as not to continue to be molested by this woman.

"Sister Xiaoyue, do these villagers often joke like this?" Zhuang Yan had never seen this battle, so she couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Where, it's that calf's skin, don't you see that he enjoys it! Hmph, shameless guy, Aunt and Grandma still have to match him and Sister Wenqing. He doesn't deserve it at all!, I'm really blind to my aunt's eyes~" Liu Yue was so angry that she snorted and cursed for a while.

Soon, the troupe invited by Uncle Satisfaction also arrived, and night fell, the electric lights had been turned on, and the entire village courtyard was bright.

And there are not many families in the entire Yunxi Village, most of them are gathered here, and it is very lively.

Ji Chang's knife work with one hand and stir-fry skills with one hand amazed the majority of villagers.

Slaughtered three pigs, pig head meat, pig red and white water, backbone, small chops, fried meat skin, a pig made Ji Chang's calf directly divided into more than a dozen methods.

With the beef and vegetables that Uncle Fang Ling and the others bought, there are almost twenty dishes on a table.

It took more than a dozen tables to sit down.

Jiang Sanye, as an old man in the village, naturally sat on the seat and smiled from ear to ear.

"Come, let's pay homage to the village chief together!"

A group of villagers coaxed with wine, and Ji Chang was also polite, and drank a glass of white wine.

The villagers still want to respect the second one, but Ji Chang spoke: "This second cup, you should first respect the third grandfather, he is the Taishan Beidou of our village, with his old man in charge, Yunxi Village will definitely be thriving!"

Jiang Sanye's happy old face flushed, and he raised his glass and drank it all, without the slightest appearance of old age.

"The third cup, we should respect Boss Zhuang Yan, the owner of Yanyan's electrical appliance store, with her opening a store, we villagers can use assured and affordable electrical appliances!" Ji Chang grinned at Zhuang Yan.

"Yes, the electric fan is using the thief to bring energy, and I shake the bed with my mother-in-law at night, and I don't sweat anymore~~" A man drank some wine and yelled.

Zhuang Yan's pretty face was crimson, but she didn't refuse the kindness of the villagers.

"Sister Yanyan, congratulations! I wish Yanyan Electric Appliances a prosperous opening!" Liu Yue took the wine and joined in the excitement. Shen Zhishu also came at some point, holding the wine, and also shouted "congratulations".

While feasting and admiring Ji Chang's cooking skills, the villagers listened to the music of the troupe, and shouted five and six fists and drank wine, which was so lively.

Of course, there are many people who drink with Ji Chang, and Ji Chang is also simple, the gentlemen are full of style, and those who come do not refuse.

Ji Chang took a bite of steamed meat, shook his head and sighed: "This steamed meat is the best with garlic paste, if you can pound garlic, it would be good to have one." ”

Hou Zhilan is also a powerful woman, she toasted Ji Chang three glasses of white wine in a row, grabbed Ji Chang's shoulder, her chest was pouting, and she whispered in Ji Chang's ear: "Auntie will make dumplings for you at night." There is a lack of a pestle for pounding garlic, and when the time comes, you will pound garlic for your aunt!"

Nima, pound garlic, pound garlic~~ Ji Chang only now understands why Hou Zhilan's daughter always says that she wants to invite herself to eat dumplings. Co-authored, he is the dumpling filling, but the pestle is ......

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