Chapter Seventy-One: False Zhong Kui
In fact, Zhong Kui's approach, I really think it's quite clever, so that Judge Cui can put himself in his shoes, the same scenario simulation, even if he is a judge who is not forgiving, he will have his own real thoughts like us ordinary people.
If this is the case, then Judge Cui should also be punished to hell in the oil pot.
Judge Cui's face was very embarrassed, and he said in an impatient tone, "These are two different things!" How can it be compared! This judge's pen is my life, how can I give it to someone else casually? I'm definitely going to take it back! ”
Zhong Kui said, "This money is also Liu Shun's life!" ”
For a while, Judge Cui was speechless, and he didn't know how to refute at all.
The judge's pen is the judge's life, and the money is the life of the people, but it is just a heart-to-heart.
When I saw this, I was most worried about the situation of the Si Dian, and immediately said, "Since you agreed just now, as long as the winner is decided, you will let the Si Di go and since you are a judge, you must be counted." ”
Zhong Kui smiled and said, "I don't know what Si Dian has done, but since you promised this child, you should be the judge, after all, it is your judge, if even the judge is unreasonable, I am afraid that the order of the Yin Si is really going to go wrong." ”
Zhong Kui was very good at talking, so that Judge Cui couldn't refuse such a request at all.
Judge Cui turned his face into a tiger, looked at the pen-holding ghost next to him, and said in a heavy tone, "Go and release the Si Dian." ”
The pen Yin Soul bowed his hand, "Yes! After speaking, he turned around and walked to the other side, and brought out the Si Hall from another side room, and when I saw the Si Dian, the whole person was indescribably happy.
Si Dian was also shocked, looked at me in great surprise, and scolded angrily, "Stinky boy, why did you run back again." ”
I looked at Si Dian embarrassedly, "I'm afraid that something will happen to you, so I'll come back to save you." ”
Si Dian frowned, looking at the situation around him, especially the ugly words on Judge Cui's face, "What nonsense!" ”
This Zhong Kui continued, "Okay, since the matter is settled, let's leave quickly, so as not to let the rest of Yin Si see it, and it will not be a word." ”
I nodded, and my grandfather walked towards me at this time, stretched out his hand and pulled me to the front, and Si Dian also followed behind us, and I saw that my grandfather was rubbing something in his hand, and Zhong Kui suddenly turned around and said, "I'll send you out, and it just so happens that I also have something to go out." ”
Judge Cui's face was pale, but he couldn't say anything.
I wondered why my grandfather didn't speak all the time, and kept playing with his own fingers, and how he didn't even react to this.
A few of us walked all the way through the corridor and walked out towards the gate of the city, and just after walking two steps, a person who looked exactly like Zhong Kui suddenly came in front of us.
The other party looked at Zhong Kui beside us with a shocked face, "What person!" How dare you pretend to be this seat! ”
"Whoosh"!
Suddenly, there was a ring, and Zhong Kui beside me turned into a wisp of green smoke, and landed on a piece of paper, and the movements of his grandfather's hand stopped, and he looked at the real Zhong Kui with embarrassment and said, "This is ......"
Grandpa suddenly looked back at us, "Run!" ”
Before I could react to what was going on, my grandfather was holding me in his left hand and Si Dian in his right hand, and he jumped and ran towards the other side at an extremely fast speed.
Zhong Kui stepped over and chanted, "Edict! ”
Originally a few meters behind us, he suddenly ran in front of me, and in a hurry, my grandfather quickly stopped, and my grandfather smiled, "Oh, I don't know anything, I just heard that Judge Zhong Kui of Xudu City is good-looking, I want to see it with my own eyes, but I didn't expect to see it." ”
At this time, Zhong Kui did not have the gentleness of being in the Judge's Mansion, but was as angry as Judge Cui, and said fiercely, "Who are you!" He even used a paper figure spell to pretend to be this seat! What a guts! ”
Zhong Kui came back to his senses and looked at the Si Hall beside me, his face was even more gloomy, "The local Si Hall is also stirring up?" Say! Who the hell are they?"
Si Dian's face was quite nervous, and the power of the four major judges was like the city god judging the land lord, and he was powerless to resist at all.
Grandpa laughed and said, "Ouch, big brother, don't be nervous, my grandson admires the judge very much, so I want to meet him, but we didn't see you when we went to the judge's mansion, and we didn't want to make my grandson sad, so we simply made the same you with a paper figure to please him!" ”
After Grandpa said this, he gave me a look.
I received the order and quickly made an exaggerated expression of consternation. "Wow! Grandpa, I finally saw Judge Zhong Kui! It's so fun! I finally saw a real person! This is really the legendary and famous Zhong Kui! ”
After saying this, I saw that my grandfather's face was extremely embarrassed, and he pouted speechlessly.
It seemed that my acting component was a little overdone, so I quickly restrained a lot and put away the smiling appearance.
After listening to my words, Zhong Kui snorted, "The judge is in charge, how can you be allowed to play!" Not an example! ”
I was stunned, I thought that this Zhong Kui would really catch me back, but I didn't expect that he was just pretending to worship, and he would simply forget it?
After Zhong Kui said this, he turned around and left, and did not pursue us more.
Grandpa saw the situation, let's get out of here quickly, otherwise this Zhong Kui and Judge Cui will meet in a while, and our affairs today will definitely be revealed.
I admired my grandfather very much at the time, but I didn't expect my grandfather to be prepared and use the paper man illusion to make a Zhong Kui, so easily, so that Judge Cui willingly handed over the palace without using his hands.
Sure enough, grandpa is the great wisdom!
When we returned to the Taoist temple, Zhang Zewen lit three incense sticks in the Sanqing Palace, and it happened that Zhang Yao and Si Dian could replenish a little energy.
Si Dian sat in his position, the whole person was gloomy, I was very worried about him, so I couldn't help but ask, "Brother Si Dian, what's wrong with you?" Did Judge Cui beat you? Do you hurt? ”
Could it be that Judge Cui detained him and beat him up?
So now he is aggrieved and uncomfortable?
Grandpa looked at me with a funny face, as if he thought I was being idiotic when I asked.
Si Dian then spoke, "No, I just think you shouldn't take the risk of coming to Xudu City to save me, Xudu City is not as simple as you think, and you can solve the problem by casually using illusions." This matter will definitely be reported to the Ten Palaces Yama, and we will not have a good life at that time. ”
I was stunned, it turns out that our house is going to make things worse.
When I heard this, I was also very worried.
Grandpa said disapprerovingly, "Come on, don't look at the capital city so awesomely, it's not a piece of in front of Lao Tzu, it's stinky, and if there is too much, you have to wash it off with water!" ”
This...... The description made me feel like my nose smelled bad, and it was very unpleasant.
"Hey......" Zhang Yao stood next to him, sneering, and didn't like to hear this.
Si Dian said in a heavy tone, "This matter is not trivial, do you really know about the Ten Halls of Yama?" Their abilities are really not as easy to deal with as the judges. ”
Grandpa smiled, "Lao Tzu said, if Lao Tzu doesn't die for a day, they will eventually be ministers!" ”
Si Dian was obviously very helpless about what his grandfather said, and even when I heard this, I felt a little arrogant.
Although I also know that my grandfather is very capable, he is not so arrogant.
In the face of all this, I don't know what to say, but I know very well in my heart that when Zhong Kui and Judge Cui see above, our affairs will inevitably be exposed, and it is estimated that they will settle accounts with us tonight.
Grandpa looked at Si Dian and said, "We will take this matter, you can rest assured, they will definitely come to us in a while, you had better go to your Si Dian Mansion." ”
Si Dian frowned, gritted his teeth and said, "No, I don't want to be a shrinking turtle, if it weren't for you to save me, I wouldn't have fallen to this point, the matter started because of me, I won't leave you." ”
When I heard this, my heart was full of emotion, and it was clear that the matter was caused by me, and he wanted to protect me, but he blamed himself.
The more I thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, so I chopped it with my foot, "Brother Si Dian!" You can rest assured! I'll definitely protect you! ”
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