If you want to make things difficult for her, what kind of green onion is he? Tell her to wash the toilet and she will obediently wash it? Think beautifully.

Just do it, Qianshu found a thin cloth, sewed two straps, and made a mask to hang on her ears, which happened to cover her nose and mouth. Before brushing the thatched house, she went to the yard where she planted vegetables for a walk, plucked a large handful of white hairs and bitterness, and asked Huarong to boil her into thick juice for later use.

After she had cleaned the hut with plant ash and cleaned the toilets of her aunts, it came in handy. Qianshu sprayed the thatched house and toilet with white hair bitter juice "evenly stained with rain and dew", and the smell was wafting for a while.

Yunshang pinched her nose and turned her face away: "Master, it stinks." ”

"It's them that stink, not your master." Chisu corrected her with a grin, then bit her ears with them.

After a while, Lao Chen rushed to look for someone in a hurry.

"Fu Shi, get out of here."

The maids and ladies rarely saw the housekeeper make such a big fire, and they all stopped to look lively.

Fu Qianshu walked out of the crowd idly: "What do the housekeepers have to call the slaves?" ”

As soon as Lao Chen saw her putting on that innocent appearance, he became angry: "Fu Shi, I gave you the task, how did you do it?" ”

Qianshu pretended to be stupid: "The thatched house, the toilet has been cleaned according to your instructions, and there is no peculiar smell, don't you smell it?" ”

"It's so stinky, you say it doesn't smell, I think you are deliberately harming people. If you don't listen to discipline, then you can't blame me. Lao Chen caught this reason and never let her go easily.

"Huh? You say it stinks? Qianshu looked at him from top to bottom, and nodded frequently: "No wonder." The housekeeper must have been overworked and the fire was rising, so he smelled the stench. Generally, a strong and healthy person will not be able to smell the smell. If you don't believe it, ask the housekeeper. ”

Lao Chen pointed at her and was about to scold, when he suddenly heard her ask a woman next to her: "Do you smell the smell?" ”

Of course, the mother-in-law didn't admit that she was sick, and shook her head hurriedly: "No." ”

Qianshu smiled and asked the little maid again: "Do you smell the smell?" ”

"The slave smells fragrant."

Lao Chen was half angry, and before he could take it back, he heard her shout again: "Does the housekeeper have symptoms of dizziness, tinnitus, forgetfulness, and upset and sleeplessness right now?" But beware of sores on the mouth and tongue, and what" She deliberately glanced at Lao Chen's buttocks before continuing: "Hemorrhoids." ”

The crowd let out a long "bang".

Lao Chen almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and roared with a straight face: "What nonsense are you talking about, how can I have hemorrhoids?" ”

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, smell the bitter taste of this white hair a few more times, it has the effect of reducing swelling and diuresis." Qian Shu held back a smile, Lao Chen, Lao Chen, this emperor's new clothes can kill you.

Everyone looked at Lao Chen's eyes, there was something more, Lao Chen's heart was blocked, and even Fu Qianshu left without punishment.

In the evening, He Dongfeng returned to the mansion, and according to the day, he went to the house of the concubine Yun, and he raised his feet and walked towards Lingbo Tower. It's just that along the way, he always smells a choking smell, and he asked Chaoyu with his eyebrows: "What happened in the house today?" ”

"There's nothing going on in the house." Chaoyu felt that the master was a little strange. If there was anything, someone would have come a long time ago.

Oh, it's okay. But why do you always think in my heart that the cunning Fu has done something good again? Or did Lao Chen not move her?

Shaking his head, he was stunned, thinking about what the woman had done. She can't get out of the wind and rain.

Stepping into Lingbo Tower, he saw the Yun family dressed up carefully, wearing a fresh goose yellow gauze and quietly waiting for him to eat.

"Lord is back." The Yun clan waved his subordinates away and personally twisted the veil to clean the hands of the prince.

He Dongfeng was also a little hungry, and seeing that the Yun family was thoughtful and gentle in preparing vegetables for him, he did not disappoint the beauty, put one hand around her slender waist and hugged her on his lap.

"Master." The Yun family was coquettish, and secretly happy in his heart, at least he hadn't been hooked by that Shen Bishu.

He Dongfeng didn't eat much. Dinner is all he loves, but the injury on his arm has not healed yet, and he still needs to quit. Along with the abstinence, there is also abstinence/desire, after all, this injury can't be known to anyone, even the night he married Shen Bishu, he couldn't help it, and slept in his own Lang Qingxuan.

Naturally, there won't be anything tonight. He Dongfeng let Yun change his bedclothes, Yun's hands were very beautiful, and his movements were also very skillful, but somehow, he suddenly thought that Fu Qianshu had dressed him indiscriminately, saying that he had never changed a man's clothes. After a moment's pause, he came back to his senses, and the house smelled the stench again.

"What stinks?" He Dongfeng was a little unhappy, why did he think of that woman again.

Yun opened his mouth, did he smell it? This, is it possible that the master also has hemorrhoids? She was stunned. Then she won't have to sleep tonight, right?

He Dongfeng pinched his nose: "Throw it away." ”

Yun plucked up his courage and said, "Master, the concubine is your cup of tea." "Ye is so fierce, then Fu Shi is not wrong, she thinks he must be on fire.

He Dongfeng always felt that Yun's gaze at him was a little empty, and what was even more uncomfortable was that the smell was not ordinary disgusting, and he couldn't stay at all.

"Changing clothes."

"Yes." Yun changed his previous reluctance and quickly changed his clothes.

He Dongfeng strode away, and it was not until he returned to the main courtyard that the stench could not be smelled. took off his robe and lay down, but he couldn't sleep, so he simply got up and asked someone to make a pot of tea. It wasn't until the third watch that he fell asleep.

However, the next day, word spread in the palace that the prince had hemorrhoids.

Led by Shen Bishu, the women who cared about the prince walked to the main courtyard one by one, either sending plasters or incense, and all of them cleared away heat and fire, reducing swelling and diuretic.

He Dongfeng's face darkened, and he asked Chaoyu to close the door of the main courtyard, and all those things were thrown out: "Which one is the rumor of the long-term murderer?" ”

Chao Yu said what he had found, and his face was solemn. This Fu Shi has angered Ye more and more times recently, and he really sweats for her, maybe he won't be able to get up one day.

"It's her again!" He Dongfeng's temples jumped suddenly. If that woman doesn't have trouble one day, it's really not her.

"Bring someone here." This time, whatever she said would also cure her sin.

Fu Qianshu washed the thatched house and toilet like this, and was assigned to work in the kitchen the next day.

As soon as Chaoyu appeared, he came to look for trouble again. Putting down the dishes washed in her hand, she calmly followed Chaoyu.

Seeing Fu Shi coming, He Dongfeng really wanted to strangle her, but this time he skipped her quibbles, and he directly ordered: "Shut down the firewood room." ”

I'll you scumbag. Turn off the firewood room at every turn, although you are a scum, don't be so scummy!

Qianshu lowered his eyes and sneered: "Lord, hemorrhoids are not diseases, they hurt to death, and it hurts even if the slave and maid are locked up." ”