Chapter 102: Laughing at the class meeting

On Monday morning, just after the flag-raising ceremony, Zhao Panshi came in with a calm face.

At the class teacher's meeting last Friday, Bai Xiangsui severely criticized the 95th class for being untidy and having a lot of cloaks, and asked Zhao Panshi to focus on grooming.

Zhao Panshi started from the first group and looked at the clothes, hair, ears, lips, and nails.

After the whole class checked, there were many questions. Yuan Chunzhu, the squad leader who was supposed to take the lead, not only did not wear a school uniform or a class uniform, but his hair was also permed. Zhao Panshi looked at the colorful clothes, sighed helplessly, and pointed at Yuan Chunzhu.

"Yuan Chunzhu, look at you, come to class without wearing anything."

The class burst into laughter, and some laughed and whispered.

"Yuan Chunzhu, come to class without wearing anything!"

"Teacher Zhao, I didn't mean it, it's because the school uniforms and class uniforms were washed and didn't dry."

"Why wash both?"

"Originally, I didn't wash my uniforms, but when I washed my feet last night, they made a fuss, and my clothes were next to the bed and were knocked out of the basin."

There was another burst of laughter.

"What about the hair? I have long said that you are not allowed to dye and perm your hair! ”

"I did it straightened before school started, but I rolled it up again after taking a shower yesterday."

"You are the squad leader, so be careful to take the lead. Teacher Bai criticized our class again. ”

Lan Lingmei was wearing a class uniform top, but the pants were newly bought jeans. Zhao Panshi pointed at her.

"Lan Lingmei, look at you, only wear clothes, no pants."

The class burst into laughter.

"Mr. Zhao, I'm wearing pants."

"I said yes class uniform sweatpants and you have to wear a full class uniform on Monday."

"Is it illegal to dress pretty?"

"Violation of school rules and discipline."

Zhao Panshi shook his head and pointed at Gu Xiangming.

"Gu Xiangming, you are just the opposite, only wearing pants and no tops. Where's your top? ”

A few of the classmates laughed.

"I, I, I ......"

"What are you doing, straight to the point."

"My shirt Lan Lingmei is wearing."

The class burst into laughter.

"I wonder why you suddenly changed when I remember that you were in full class uniform when the flag was raised. Your heart is too good, so you are not afraid of deducting conduct points? ”

"She said that your face is wrong today, and she wants me to borrow her to save her life...... and I am the head of the house......"

"Lan Lingmei, quickly return the clothes to Gu Xiangming. I thought you were gaining weight again, it turned out to be a bulging dress. How do you always use your cleverness in the wrong place? ”

Lan Lingmei stood up and took off her sportswear top, rolled it up and threw it to Gu Xiangming.

"I'm sorry, thank you!"

Zhao Panshi looked at Lan Lingmei in a full set of denim clothes and sighed.

"What the hell do you guys think? Class uniforms look so good? Why don't you want to wear it? The boss even praised me for my vision. ”

"Your vision, just think about the first set of uniforms." Someone whispered.

"Yes, it's called sportswear, you can see underwear in the sun, and people say it's pajamas."

"What a vision!"

“……”

Zhao Panshi laughed self-deprecatingly.

"I also want to save you money."

"As a result, I had to buy another set."

"Okay, okay, not to mention the clothes, what about the hair? Look at each other, some of the students have messy hair like a chicken coop, and tomorrow whoever has unkempt hair, I'll stick a grass on it. Do you hear that? ”

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, followed by a resounding answer.

"I heard you!"

Zhao Panshi nodded with satisfaction.

"Look at Liu Xiyue, a full set of class uniforms, neat and tidy, learn a little later."

There was silence in the classroom, and after a few moments someone muttered.

"How to learn? She was well cared for, and we didn't. ”

"Someone else combed their hair."

"It's not combing your hair, it's combing your dog's hair."

"How could he criticize her, a rat trap."

"Who's talking nonsense?"

"Gao Xiyue."

There was another round of laughter in the classroom.

"Alright, one last thing to notice. During the summer vacation Northwest earthquake, the school asked everyone to give love. ”

"How?"

"Voluntary contributions, as much or as little as possible, everyone must donate."

Before the words fell, the classroom was already shouting.

"Robber, just come and grab it."

"If it's a voluntary donation, why does everyone have to donate?"

"Isn't this about forcing donations?"

"Yes, it's rape."

Zhao Panshi blurted out. The class fell silent for a moment and looked at him in amazement.

Zhao Panshi was stunned, smiled self-deprecatingly, and wrote two big words on the blackboard: forced donation.

The class burst into laughter and whistled on the table.

"Please, is it good to pronounce it on time?"

"How did Eryi pass the test? Is it the sycamore tree for the test? ”

"The master is by his side, and he doesn't follow the practice."

"Master Gao wants to tutor Gao Xiyue, and he can't be busy."

"Shameful, worship us as a teacher, and we will teach you."

“……”

Zhao Panshi and the others' voices gradually became smaller, and they waved their hands.

"I have long known that my Mandarin is not good, and I still chew words with me, ghostly."

Lan Lingmei looked at Zhao Panshi and scratched her fingers on her face a few times. Zhao Panshi pretended not to see it.

"Again, everyone must donate, and there is no limit to the amount."

"What's the point of donating a few cents, it's better not to donate!"

"Of course it's interesting! My mobilization work was successfully completed, everyone donated, everyone gave love, everyone was different, and they did what they could. Whether to donate or not is a matter of attitude, and donating more or less is a matter of ability, which is beyond reproach. ”

"Since there can be more or less," Lan Lingmei smiled, "My family is very difficult, I will donate a penny." ”

Zhao Panshi laughed.

"If your home is in difficulty, half the people on the planet will starve to death."

"I'll just donate a penny."

"I asked Mr. Gao to write a letter to your parents thanking you for donating a penny."

"Why don't you write it yourself?"

"Why don't you donate more?"

"Rapist."

The class burst into laughter.

At the end of September, the school decided to merge the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala with the Welcome Party, and each class would no longer hold a separate party.

On the evening of the Mid-Autumn Festival, after the evening party ended at half past nine, the six people returned to the dormitory and immediately began to arrange tables and chairs to prepare for the Mid-Autumn Festival party in the dormitory.

Liu Xiyue and Liang Qingfeng moved the long desk from the window to the center of the room, one end facing the window and the other end facing the door, wiped it again with a rag, six small square stools, one at one end, two on each side of the bed, took out various sweets, pastries and snacks such as moon cakes, and placed them on the table one by one.

"I'm afraid it's not enough when I buy it, and there are so many of them!" Gu Xiangming said.

"The wine hasn't been put on the table yet, and there's no place to put it."

Lan Lingmei took out a stack of small glasses and put one in front of each person.

"Tonight, 'raise a glass to invite the bright moon', and rest when you get drunk."

"Where did you get such a beautiful little cup?" Liu Xiyue asked.

"I'm lucky enough to get the prize when I buy drinks."

Lan Lingmei pointed to two bottles of red wine, three bottles of beer, a small bottle of sorghum wine, two bottles of juice, and two bottles of carbonated drinks on the empty bed, and threw two new decks of playing cards on the table.

A few people sat down around the table. Zhu Geqi opened a pack of paper cups and put one in front of each person.

"Say what drink you want to drink, and I'll pour it for you."

"Let's have a glass of wine together."

Liu Xiyue got up and took a bottle of red wine, filled six glasses, each picked up a glass, stood up and touched each other, laughed and blessed and drank it all.

After eating something each, Liang Qingfeng played with the small wine glasses and smiled sadly.

"This Mid-Autumn Festival is our last Mid-Autumn Festival in kindergartens. After graduation, I'm afraid I won't be able to make it all again. Time flies so fast, as if I just came in yesterday and will graduate tomorrow. ”

"There is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed, and the truth is understood, and it is inevitable that you will be sad."

"Today next year, I don't know where we will be."

"Next year's Mid-Autumn Festival, it will be six other people who will spend the Mid-Autumn Festival here."