Big brother, are you here to be funny?

The two rode all the way to gallop, and when they saw that it was getting dark, they saw an inn, and then they dismounted and walked into the inn.

At this time, the army was dozens of miles away from Lin Feng. The two entered the inn, and the man hurriedly greeted them.

"Two guest officers, do you want to stay in the hotel?" The guy replied with a smile.

I'll it! How can this guy's lines be exactly the same as what he said in the TV series! Is this the same as in ancient times?

Lin Feng didn't think about it and said, "Stay in the hotel!" Immediately, the guy arranged a house for Lin Feng.

Lin Feng walked into the house and looked around casually. I thought to myself, "These places can't compare to me!"

There is no air conditioning in this place, how cold it must be in winter! This is the bed! Oh no, it's Kang!

I guess it's a little better to just have such a kang. However, this one is too hard and uncomfortable to sleep in.

When Lin Feng walked into the house, he kept turning around, looking around. The reason why Lin Feng wanted to take a look at these was nothing more than just in case.

The prince's brothers had ill intentions, and Lin Feng knew it. Lin Feng was afraid that someone would harm the prince, so he kept watching to see if there would be any danger.

The prince was left aside, and he was also a little crying and laughing, and even a little helpless. Shaking his head with a smile, he walked to Lin Feng's side and said, "Okay, don't look at it, aren't you hungry concubine?"

When Lin Feng heard the prince say this, he remembered that he hadn't eaten yet, and smiled at the prince.

At this time, the guy came over and asked, "What are you two eating?"

Lin Feng glanced at the prince and motioned for the prince to hurry up and get something to eat.

The prince nodded, turned around and went to get something to eat. And Lin Feng turned around and sat on the bed, looking around casually, his legs swaying constantly.

After a while, the food was served, all of which Lin Feng and the prince loved to eat. The guy put the food on the table and said, "Slow use the guest officer!" Then he turned and left.

Lin Feng also got up, left the bed, walked to the table and sat down. Lin Feng just picked up the chopsticks and wanted to eat the vegetables.

Lin Feng looked up at the prince and said, "Hurry up and eat!" If it's cold, it won't taste good! Aren't you hungry? ”

After speaking, Lin Feng began to eat, picked up the dishes, and sent them all to his mouth, constantly gobbling them up.

The prince sat at the table and smiled helplessly and said, "Concubine! You will also be the mother of a nation in the future, what kind of system will you become! ”

Roll the calves, love to eat, don't eat the eggs! Where did you get all this nonsense, just having a meal, what are you doing there?

"Your Highness! If you don't eat it, the concubine will be round! Lin Feng kept chewing the food in his mouth and said hesitantly.

The prince was stunned for a moment, frowned, and didn't hear what Lin Feng said clearly. Then he asked, "Aifei, what are you talking about?"

Lin Feng was helpless, finished eating the food in his mouth and said, "I said, if you don't eat it, then the concubine will be round!"

The prince pursed his lips and did not speak. But the expression seemed to say, "You eat, you eat!" Kill you! ”

Immediately, the prince picked up the chopsticks, picked up the food and ate it. Occasionally, Lin Feng will pick up vegetables, and Lin Feng will also pick up vegetables for the prince. The two finished their meal with a smile and a smile.

Lin Feng finished eating, wiped his mouth, and got up to leave. When I walked to the basin stand next to it, I washed my hands and face, and then picked up a towel and dried the water.

After doing this, Lin Feng walked to the bed, didn't take off his clothes, and directly lay on the bed and fell asleep.

At this time, the prince also finished eating, and the prince did not get up and leave the room like Lin Feng did.

As soon as the crown prince was about to open the door, Lin Feng shouted: "It's not early, where is Your Highness going?"

"Izuku!" The prince opened the door and said. Then he turned his head to look at Lin Feng, smiled at Lin Feng, and left.

Why do you eat so much at night? This is a tragedy! Let's see if you dare to eat so much next time.

After a while, the prince returned from outside. At this time, Lin Feng was already asleep.

The prince looked at Lin Feng, then turned off the lights and came to the bedside in the dark. I took off my clothes and lay down on the bed.

The prince covered himself with a quilt, lay on his side, looked at the darkness where he could not see his fingers, and stretched out his hand to probe.

Coincidentally, the prince touched Lin Feng's hair, and the prince followed the hair all the way to Lin Feng's head.

touched his shoulder from his head again, and then pulled Lin Feng over. Lin Feng was woken up, rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't make trouble, hurry up and go to sleep!"

The prince smiled and did not speak. Just went down Lin Feng's shoulder.

Then. Lin Feng's whole body was like an electric current passing through, and his whole body was numb. Then Lin Feng felt a pain in his hips.

It turned out that the prince's hand ran to Lin Feng's buttocks and pinched Lin Feng's buttocks, and Lin Feng, who was in pain, bared his teeth for a while and gasped.

"Do you want to die or don't want to live, why are you pinching me?" Lin Feng said with a grin.

"Why not tease your own concubine for your husband?" The prince smiled.

Damn! Pinching people is still so reasonable, you can do it enough! You're no one who is a husband!

"You!" Lin Feng was speechless for a while, unable to speak. However, the prince didn't want to end, and immediately took Lin Feng in his arms and straddled his legs across Lin Feng's body.

Lin Feng was also teased with a burst of numbness, his whole body was extremely hot, and his cheeks were red. If it wasn't too dark at this time, he would definitely be able to see Lin Feng's face like a ripe apple.

"If Your Highness doesn't sleep, get out of here!" Lin Feng said angrily for a while.

"How can Concubine Ai be so ruthless and let her husband go!" The prince said with a pretended heartache.

It's all your shit! It's annoying! Just know how to bully me! I really don't know how you grew so big when you hate it so much!

Lin Feng also couldn't laugh or cry for a while, he knew that the prince did it on purpose, but he couldn't find a reason to refute it.

Lin Feng shook his head helplessly, let the prince's legs press on his body, let the prince hug him, and slept quietly in the prince's arms all night.

The next morning, the sun rose. Lin Feng woke up from his sleep and found that the prince's leg was still pressed against his body.

Lin Feng's back hurt from being pressed by the prince, and he lifted the prince's leg away, and Lin Feng felt a sense of relief.

The prince was woken up, opened his eyes, rubbed his eyes, looked at Lin Feng and said, "Why doesn't Concubine Ai sleep yet!"

Immediately, the prince's legs pressed on Lin Feng's body again, and he wrapped his hands around Lin Feng. It's just that the hug is tighter, which makes Lin Feng a little breathless.

Lin Feng was hugged very tightly, and after a while, he felt that it was difficult to breathe, and his face turned red.

"Your Highness, can you let go of the concubines. The concubine is almost out of breath! Lin Feng said with some weakness.

After hearing this, the prince relaxed a little, but still hugged Lin Feng, without the slightest intention of letting go.

Lin Feng was also helpless, sighed slightly, lay down beside the prince, and let the prince hold him.

After a while, Lin Feng looked at the prince and said, "Your Highness, it's time for us to get up!" You're still in a hurry! ”

The prince didn't speak, smiled at Lin Feng, kissed Lin Feng on the forehead, and then got up satisfied.

The two got dressed, called the door, and walked out. At this time, the shopkeeper came over and said, "Two guest officers, are you resting well?"

The prince smiled at the man and did not speak.

"Go, bring the horses!" The shopkeeper answered, turned and left. After a while, the horse was brought over.

Lin Feng got on the horse, pulled the prince up casually, then took out the silver from his arms, threw it to the man and said, "Don't look for it!"

The man took the money and smiled at the two of them. Then the two rode away.

The two ran away, and at this moment the corners of the man's mouth rose, revealing a hint of gloom, snorted lightly, and turned to leave.

Lin Feng and the prince didn't know about this. Lin Feng and the crown prince didn't know that the danger was gradually approaching.

Seeing that it was almost noon, the two of them were a little hungry and wanted to find a place to sit down and eat something.

The horse was running hard, and after a while, the horse appeared strange, but at that moment, the horse fell.

The two fell off their horses and rolled on the ground a few times.

Lin Feng was lying on the ground, non-stop, and the prince was not feeling well, and he was in pain all over his body.

The two of them were about to get up, when a tall and mighty man approached.

The man was seven feet tall, with a full beard, a knife in his hand, and a smile on his face.

Dressed in black, his skin was a healthy wheat color, with upright features, horns and edges. If it weren't for a full beard, he would be a beautiful man.

Lin Feng stood up, looked at the bearded man standing in front of him, and thought, "At a glance, I know that this guy is here to kill the prince!"

"Who are you, and why are you standing in our way?" Lin Feng stared at the man in front of him and said.

The bearded man was also stunned by Lin Feng. He glanced at the prince who had already stood up next to him and said, "Someone is spending money to buy your life!"

me, this guy turned out to be a killer! No wonder he has a knife in his hand.

I'll it, am I having a grudge against anyone? Who? Want to kill me? No, no, this is to kill the prince, not me!

"Who are you? Who sent you to kill us? Lin Feng frowned and said.

"No, no, no, it's not to kill you, it's to kill him!" The bearded man shook his head and said to Lin Feng.

Oh, you didn't kill me! Okay, then I'm leaving! Bye! Immediately, Lin Feng looked frightened.

The bearded man paused and said, "The employer has confessed, and only snatched you away!" The bearded man looked at Lin Feng.

Your sister's! Am I that attractive? Who is your employer? Why are you robbing me? I don't know your employer!

At this time, Lin Feng's face was black. Then he stepped out, blocked in front of the prince and said, "Want to kill him? Step over my corpse first! ”

"The employer confessed, you must kill him and snatch you! Don't push me! The bearded man said, waving the knife in his hand.

I'm going to force you, you bite me! Haha, don't you dare! I ask you, your employer didn't let you kill me, did he?

If you don't speak, you are acquiescing! I'm telling you, it's my advantage, and I'm the winner!

I'll make a bet with you, and I'll bet that you won't dare to kill me! You're out of the way now! Look, I can't cure you?

At this time, the crown prince Tailin Feng whispered in his ear: "Concubine! He's coming to me, concubine, go away! ”

If I don't leave, you will die if I leave, and I can protect you if I stay. If you die, will you leave me a widow?

"Your Highness, rest assured, even if the concubine dies, he will never be allowed to touch a single hair of you!" Linfen said softly.

"Good! Death can still be like this, since you forced me, then I will kill you together! Let you be a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks! The bearded man said.

Then the bearded man paused and said, "My knife is covered with poison, as long as the skin is cut, it will immediately fester, and the poison will attack the heart and die!" Since you seek death, then I will fulfill you! ”

Immediately, the bearded man took a pose, put the knife to his mouth, and licked it with his tongue.

When the bearded man finished licking the blade, he was stunned. I looked at the two of them with wide eyes, unable to believe what was happening.

Immediately, the bearded man foamed at the mouth, and it was mixed with black blood. Only a "boom" was heard, and the bearded man fell to the ground.

The bearded man's deep eyes were instantly eclipsed. Even when he died, he did not close his eyes.

It all came so suddenly, it was like a dream, I couldn't believe it!

Lin Feng and the crown prince also opened their mouths wide and their eyes widened, unable to believe everything that was loud in front of them.

Big brother, are you here to be funny? But your joke isn't funny!

What do you say? They came to kill us, but they didn't even touch a single of our hair.

You said you were funny, but you didn't make us laugh, and you took your own life, are you worth it?

Ay! These days, when the killer is like you, there is no one! Big brother, if you want to be a killer, I will obey you!