Chapter 086: No name in the book
The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and then look at the results of two hundred and five.
Lu Kang slumped on the sofa, looking at the writing on the table in front of him.
More but helplessness and despair.
He had tried everything he could to get the words to appear in the blank spaces of the book.
Burned with fire, although the book did not have the slightest trace of being burned, there was no special change.
Splashed with water, the water slid straight off the paper.
Slashing with a knife, it's useless to see the gap on the blade.
Lu Kang rubbed his swollen brow with his hand and said softly, "What the hell are you?" Zhou Wei's kid can understand it. Why can't I? ”
Yan'er's voice came from the bathroom: "Master, the water is ready, come and take a bath." ”
"Don't wash it yet." Lu Kang refused without thinking about it.
Lu was in a very unhappy mood and wanted to vent.
"Master, are you alright?" Yan'er walked out and asked.
Lu Kang glanced at her: "Add dinner tonight." ”
Yan'er was stunned for a moment, then understood, and her eyes narrowed into a small crescent: "Okay, add food." ”
Saying that, the two changed into black clothes and planned to go out, and the old road downstairs was holding a broom to do hygiene, making a miasma, seeing that the two were going out, he subconsciously asked: "Boss." Where are you going? ”
Lu Kang didn't speak.
Yan'er turned around and smiled mysteriously: "Open the room!" ”
The smile on Lao Dao's face suddenly froze, and his mouth opened a little wide, until the two people in front of him disappeared, Lao Dao sighed heavily: "The boss is also pitiful, as a zombie, his whole body is cold, and he can't get hot at all with ordinary women, so he can only find Yan'er, a female zombie, to vent." ”
……
More than an hour later, Lu Kang and Yan'er returned.
Yan'er stretched out her pink tongue and licked her lips as she walked, looking satisfied: "Master, it seems that the pig has been eating ginseng a lot recently, and it tastes much better than last time." ”
"Hmm."
Lu Kang nodded and said: "The taste is indeed a lot better than last time, but you sucked a little too much this time, I estimate that he won't be able to get out of bed for three days, remember, you can't do it again next time." ”
"Master, I know, the water flows for a long time." Yan'er burped and was a little embarrassed.
As he was talking, Lao Dao heard the voice and greeted him, looking back and forth between the two of them, and when he saw the unconcealable satisfaction on the faces of the two, he said with a strange face: "Boss, are you so fast?" ”
"What's so fast?" Lu Kang was stunned.
He didn't tell Lao Dao that he was sucking blood this time, mainly because he was afraid of scaring him.
"Nothing, nothing."
Sensing that Lu Kang's face was a little bad, Lao Dao hurriedly shook his head: "I mean, why did you come back so quickly, oh, no, it should be too slow." ”
Although the boss is a fast gunner, the third master can't say it in front of him, otherwise he will definitely give the third master small shoes to wear in the future.
But the boss is really fast. Blind and young and vigorous.
The third master's forehead is generally once a day, once a day.
Lu Kang took a deep look at him, and always felt that this old boy was talking upside down, but he didn't care much, and went upstairs to let Yan'er put the water and took a bath, and then went into the coffin and fell asleep.
He was just after dawn the next day, and was woken up by Zhuang Bifan's knock on the door.
Boss Zhuang almost patted the lid of his coffin and shouted.
That's right, just patting the lid of his coffin. It's a bit ridiculous, but it's true.
Lu Kang pushed open the lid of the coffin, sat up straight, and said a little irritably: "I said that you still don't let people sleep peacefully?" ”
"What about books? Give it to me, give it to me! Boss Zhuang put a hand into the coffin.
"What book?" Lu Kang didn't react for a while, subconsciously glanced at him, and was immediately taken aback.
Boss Zhuang's eyes were red, and his face was haggard as if he hadn't slept for several days.
Zhuang Bifan said with some eagerness: "That book, the one you got from Zhou Wei, give it to me." ”
"That's mine. What are you doing? Lu Kang suddenly came to his senses, and he was extremely vigilant.
Zhuang Bifan raised a finger and said angrily: "Lend it to me, one day, just one day, I will definitely return it to you after reading it." ”
As he spoke, he jumped up and down, as if he cared about the book.
It was the first time Lu Kang saw him so abnormal, so he hesitated and said: "Okay, the book can be lent to you, but let's say it first, only borrow it for one day, you kid don't play tricks when the time comes, otherwise I will tear down your broken shop." ”
With that, he got up and walked upstairs, took out the book from Yan'er's room and handed it to Zhuang Bifan.
Zhuang Bifan didn't even say a word of thanks after taking it, and left in a hurry.
Lu Kang was angry for a while: "What kind of person is this, rushing to reincarnate." ”
Say so. However, he still walked towards the Heavenly Master Hall opposite, mainly because Lu Kang found that Boss Zhuang's reaction was a little abnormal, and he was even more worried about the book.
However, the door of the Heavenly Master Hall was closed tightly, and he knocked on the door for a long time before Zhuang Bifan's strange voice came from inside: "I will return you tomorrow." ”
"Are you alright?" Lu Kang asked uneasily.
"It's fine."
That's what people are talking about. Lu Kang couldn't hold on, so he had to return to the coffin shop with curiosity, Lao Dao and Yan'er hadn't woken up yet, so they had a halt. He lay down in the coffin again and fell asleep.
As it turned out, Lu's instinct was right.
Until noon the next day, when Lu Kang was drinking the watermelon juice made by Lao Dao himself, Boss Zhuang came to the door again, this time with the book, slightly hunched back, and the whole person looked a little depressed.
"Give." Boss Zhuang returned the book to Lu Kang as promised.
After Lu Kang took it, he found that Boss Zhuang's complexion was worse than before.
Yan'er looked up at him. He said with a look of surprise: "Zhuang slut, have you met a ghost?" ”
Lao Dao went downstairs with a scarf and a pot of pig blood porridge, and was also startled after seeing Zhuang Bifan's appearance, and said extremely disgustingly: "Longevity, Fanfan, have you been drained of vitality by female ghosts?" ”
Zhuang Bifan ignored the surprise of the two, did it with a butt, reached out and picked up a glass of juice and poured it into his mouth without saying anything, and it was Lu Kang who drank the cup of watermelon juice.
When Lu Kang wanted to remind him, it was too late, and Boss Zhuang said without raising his head: "I can't find that person." ”
"Who?" Lu Kang asked subconsciously.
Yan'er and Lao Dao also looked at Boss Zhuang in puzzlement.
Boss Zhuang poured all the watermelon juice into his stomach, maybe he was a little anxious to drink, and he was accidentally choked, and coughed several times before he lowered his voice and said: "I didn't find the name of that dead old ghost from your book!" ”
"What old ghost?" Yan'er asked curiously.
Lu Kang suddenly realized that the dead old ghost in Boss Zhuang's mouth should be referring to his master, thinking of this, Lu Kang probably guessed why Zhuang Bifan borrowed that book from him.
I think I also planned to find his master's name from that book.
But he was even more surprised. Why was Zhuang Bifan able to understand that book, and when he read it, it was blank for a while, like a wordless book.
Just as he was thinking about it, Boss Zhuang held his head in his hands. He whimpered quietly, as if in pain and confusion.
Lu Kang opened his mouth and comforted: "It's nothing if you can't find it, right?" Besides, could it be that you really think of that book as some kind of life and death book? ”
"It's the book of life and death." Boss Zhuang said firmly.
Lu Kang was speechless for a while, picked up the book and opened the first page and said, "Then you tell me." What's on it? ”
"It's all over there, are you blind or can't see?" Zhuang Bifan was not angry.
Lu Kang's face darkened, he looked at him deeply, and after seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, he handed the book to Yan'er on the side: "Can you see the words on it?" ”
"Master, it's all blank, where did the words come from?" Yan'er's eyes were confused.
Lu Kang handed it to Lao Dao, who looked at the stall and said, "I can't see any words." ”
Time. The three of them couldn't help but look at Zhuang Bifan, and some doubted whether he was having a nervous breakdown.
Zhuang Bifan said with a gloomy expression: "You can't see that your bones are not enough, what I am confused about now is why there is no name of that dead old ghost in the book of life and death." ”
"If you don't, you don't. There's something unusual. Yan'er pursed her lips.
Zhuang Bifan smiled: "Do you know what it means that no one's name is in the book of life and death?" Either this person has died and been reincarnated, which means that his birth registration in this life has been written off by the underworld, and there is also a possibility that this person is in the immortal class, and the person's registration has become an immortal, and he is not under the jurisdiction of the underworld! ”
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