At dusk during the Qingming season, the weather is gloomy and gloomy, as if a spring rain is brewing for days.

At the southern foot of Langya Mountain, a young man with a guitar case on his shoulder walked alone on a crooked mountain road. As he walked, he looked left and right, and every now and then, he would stop and look back, as if looking for something.

On both sides of the mountain road are weeds and trees, vines and thorns.

The guitar youth's eyes suddenly lit up, his right hand was raised, and a copper coin flew towards a dwarf pine in front of the side, and at the same time he shouted loudly: "Those who are fighting in the army, all move forward in array, break!" ”

A creepy ghostly cry ...... came from among the foliage of the dwarf pines, and then a white ghost figure quickly floated up and fled into the deeper woods in the distance.

"Tang Min'er, obediently follow me back to the mountain, I can not blame the past!"

The guitar boy couldn't catch up, and shouted in the direction where the ghost disappeared, "If you are disobedient, when I catch you, I will seal you with a urinal, sink you in the pit, and make you forever unable!" ”

Siye was silent, and a shrill female voice floated out of the woods, saying: "Ye Gufan, you chased me for five days and five nights, from Maoshan to Langya Mountain, have you made enough trouble?" You don't have enough, but my sister and I are annoyed. I will not be accompanied, goodbye. ”

The voice gradually became ethereal, dragging a vague tail note, and it was clear that the female ghost had gone far away.

The young man called Ye Gufan by the female ghost sighed, walked to the side of the dwarf pine, bent down to pick up the copper coin, and looked ahead in a daze.

"Tang Min'er didn't catch it, and Maoshan can't go back. Alas, if you come, you will be safe, and let's take a trip in the world of flowers. Teach the real person, let him fend for himself in Maoshan Mountain. Ye Gufan muttered to himself, straightened the guitar box strap on his shoulder, and continued to move forward.

The peaks turn around, and the trails at your feet circle. Skirting a forest, there was a sudden sound of running water in my ears, and a wide stream stopped ahead.

Ye Gufan looked left and right, and suddenly stopped his steps.

Twenty meters to her right, a young woman stood a few steps away from the edge of the stream, looking motionless in the distance.

The woman was tall, with a slender waist, wearing a dark green long skirt and a shawl with black hair, standing with her back to Ye Gufan. The wind blew, and the corners of her skirt fluttered with her long hair, which actually had a bit of dusty charm. Let the Buddha orchid bloom in the deep valley, which is eye-catching.

"Got a beautiful woman? Just ask for directions, hehe......" A smile appeared on the corner of Ye Gufan's mouth, and he raised his feet and walked forward.

But at this moment, the beautiful woman in the long dress raised her hand, and the mobile phone in her hand flew into the sky, drew an arc, and fell into the mountain stream.

I'll go, what is this for? Ye Gufan couldn't help but be stunned and stopped.

"Dad, Mom, you don't want me, I'll go first......!" The beauty in the long dress suddenly sobbed and screamed, and slowly walked forward.

Oops, this girl is going to kill herself!

"Hey, wait!" Ye Gufan reacted and hurriedly shouted!

The beauty in the long dress was immersed in her own sadness, and she didn't expect someone else to suddenly appear. Hearing Ye Gufan's voice, she was taken aback and blurted out, "Who?" ”

When she turned around, she saw a big boy in his early twenties, with a guitar on his shoulder, looking at her with a smile and a smile, slowly approaching.

"It's me, it's me......" Ye Gufan smiled, raised his feet and stepped forward, and said, "Beauty, you don't plan to commit suicide here, right?" ”

While speaking, Ye Gufan looked at the girl's face and rated her in his heart. Uh, big eyes, double eyelids, high nose bridge, melon seed face, white skin, pointed chin, not fat or thin, a rare perfect beauty.

"I committed suicide, what does it have to do with you?" The face of the beautiful woman in the long dress sank.

It's not easy to live, it's not easy to die, but when I was about to jump into the river, I met this guy with a hippie smile, can the beauty not be angry?

"Oh, the beauty is very wrong!"

Ye Gufan's eyes rolled, he gestured with his hands, and said with his eyebrows:

"Today, the god of joy is in the north, the god of wealth is in the south, and the dragon is chong dog Jiuxing Sanbi, which is a good day for me to commit suicide. Moreover, this place rests on the green mountains and white water around the waist, which is also my feng shui treasure. If the beauty commits suicide, please change another place, this place, leave it to me. ”

Muttering something? The beauty in the long dress was stunned for a moment, and only opened her mouth for a while to ask, "What ......, you also want to commit suicide?" ”

"That's right, that's right." Ye Gufan grinned and said:

"I don't know each other with beautiful women, and if we die together, we will definitely be talked about by others. Then the innocence of my life will be ruined at your hands. Therefore, I hope that you will be fulfilled and let me die first. If you're going to die, come back tomorrow. ”

The beauty in the long skirt took two steps back vigilantly, suddenly hugged her chest, and said coldly: "I won't die today, you can die." ”

"Thank you, thank you." Ye Gufan smiled again, walked to the edge of the stream, and said: "I am a poor person, after I die, no one will give me an excess." So, I'm going to recite the Transcendental Mantra to myself first. ”

After that, Ye Gufan sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes, and muttered words in his mouth.

Two minutes later, Ye Gufan stood up, walked to the edge of the stream, and was about to jump.

Look what the hell you're up to! The beauty in the long dress looked at her coldly and didn't say a word.

But when he walked to the edge of the stream, Ye Gufan took a step back, glanced at his watch, and suddenly shouted: "Oh no, the auspicious time has passed, and I can't die today!" ”

There are so many particulars about suicide, and you have to choose an auspicious time?

The beauty in the long dress couldn't cry or laugh, straightened her face, and said, "Since you don't die, I can die, right?" ”

"Yes, yes." Ye Gufan nodded solemnly, and said:

"But ......, can the beautiful woman agree to a small request from me before committing suicide?"

"What requirements?" The beauty in the long dress asked vigilantly.

"Oh, it's a shame to say, I'm so old, I haven't been in a relationship yet, I haven't even touched a girl's hand."

Ye Gufan scratched the back of his head and said, "You are so good-looking, before you die, can you be merciful and let me ...... A pro-Fangze? ”

"Shameless!" Between the teeth of the beautiful woman in the long dress, two words were squeezed out angrily.

Her face turned red from anger.

"Haha......" Ye Gufan was really shameless, rubbing his hands with a wicked smile and said:

"Don't be angry, beauty, isn't this a discussion? If you don't want to, I won't force it. I'll be waiting for you downstream, though. By then you have drowned, unconscious, and you are not at my disposal? ”

"Shameless, scum, garbage, scum, bastards, villains!!" The beautiful woman in the long dress trembled with anger, turned around, and walked towards the top of the mountain. (The back is a biography, friends who don't like it, you can stop reading it.) If you like to watch, keep coming. Look at what kind of bloody story will happen when Ye Gufan meets Lu Zhu and Zhu Zhu of the same age, as well as Xia Yixian and others, and see where Wan Shugao, Li Weinian, Wu Zhanzhan and others have the last chance. In addition, those who watch pirated copies should not come here to express their opinions, otherwise they will be banned. ）