Zhou Hao was stunned at first, he didn't expect that after Sun Wukong finished learning scriptures in the west, he would defeat the Buddha in a fight, and instead of fighting with people, he would return to Huaguo Mountain to become a fruit seller.

Brother Monkey, you have fallen!

Zhou Hao didn't rush to find Sun Wukong to chat, but first looked at the products in his store.

Looking at the name of the store, Zhou Hao felt that this was a fruit seller, but after clicking in, there were still some other products.

For example, the limited edition vajra hoop, with headbands, rings, bracelets, etc., is said to have been opened by Sun Wukong himself, and as long as you buy it, you will be given a certificate of enlightenment.

Zhou Hao was about to laugh, Kaiguang this thing, and the certificate, which institution issued it?

Why are there no codes on these red stamps?

If it is in the mortal world, this is a complete liar, because no institution can issue such a certificate, it is just printed, in order to reassure the buyer and let the buyer tell himself.

It's genuine, and as long as I wear it, I can make a fortune and keep me safe.

Keep your grandma a whistle.

But it's heaven.

Who is not a god? Will you open the light? Aren't you doing this too much?

Just from this small thing, Zhou Hao can see that Sun Wukong is still the same cynical appearance. The name of the store clearly says that it is a direct store of Huaguoshan specialties, but it sells vajra hoops inside.

One belongs to food, the other belongs to decorations, and it is not in a large category at all, and such a store will definitely not be able to do it.

When Zhou Hao first opened the store, he also studied some strategies, saying that it was an online store, the main category of a store, and it could only be one.

There are many crown shops in Heavenly Court, and their owners are all little-known little immortals, Sun Wukong is awesome, right? There are only three love sales in the whole store, which is not as high as Zhou Hao.

Forget it, I'm here to learn the art of separation, and I'm not here to buy fruit, how is his store doing, what does it have to do with me?

"Dear, aren't you?" Zhou Hao sent.

Instant reply.

"Yes, what do you need? Our store has recently given away a big discount, buy one get one free for the whole store, the opportunity waits for no one, guest officer, you have to hurry up! Oh yes, now there is a photo praise cashback event! You may also have a chance to get a copy of your autograph! Also, I just stole a ginseng fruit from my eldest brother, Zhen Yuanzi, yesterday, do you want it? ”

Yes, Zhou Hao was speechless when he said this.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free......

Cashback ......

Ginseng Fruit ......

Ginseng fruit?!

Zhou Hao suddenly remembered that Sun Wukong was not finished after stealing Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit, and finally smashed other people's trees, and in the end, it was the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva who came forward to solve the problem.

Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth immortals, also disregarded his previous suspicions, and became brothers with Sun Wukong, which is also a good story that has been transmitted to this day.

I didn't expect all this to be true.

What Zhou Hao didn't expect was that Sun Wukong actually put his figure so low in order to do a business, no matter who Zhou Hao was, he would call Zhou Hao "you" as soon as he came up.

"That...... Dear, I want to learn seventy-two changes, can you teach me? /Awkward/embarrassing. ”

Zhou Hao thinks that he still can't talk nonsense with Sun Wukong, otherwise he will really be taken into the ditch, and he promised him to buy ginseng fruit in a daze, and in the end it would be funny if the money was not enough.

Sun Wukong on the other end of the phone frowned, thinking to himself: "What is this kid going to do?" I actually want to learn from my grandson's seventy-two changes? This is my housekeeping skill, where is it so easy to learn? ”

"Can't teach, fuck off."

Zhou Hao looked at the five words on the screen.

This Nima is too contrasting, right? You called me "you" just now, and now let me get out?

Do you want to do a good business?

"Why don't I exchange things with you, I'm a mortal, and there are a lot of strange and good things in the mortal world."

bargaining, Zhou Hao is still very set. Zhang Shanyuan cheated him before, and that was also a last resort.

It's like buying clothes, the more you like the clothes, the more you can't show that you like them in front of the boss, or you are in a hurry to ask for it, otherwise the price will not drop a penny, and even if it does, it will not drop too much.

At the moment, Zhou Hao is just talking to Sun Wukong with the mentality of "give it a try", so there is a lot of room for bargaining.

Sun Wukong's eyes rolled and asked, "What are they?" ”

There is just such a thing in the sky, Sun Wukong has been playing for hundreds of years, and he has no energy to die, and he can't come up with new tricks at all.

Of course, Zhou Hao came up with his killer feature - beer.

"Have you ever heard of beer? It's a very good wine, and cigarettes, you may be a little uncomfortable when you smoke it at first, but as long as you get used to it, it's still very refreshing, and mortals will be addicted to it when they get used to it, hehe. ”

Needless to say, these two things alone will not be able to be bought even if you run all over the Heavenly Court.

Sun Wukong frowned, and sent unhappily: "I'm really sorry, my grandson is a disciple of Buddhism, you can't drink, and the cigarette you said can't do it, because my grandson is a monk, with 3,000 prestige, 80,000 fine lines, in addition to these, there are more than 200 precepts, one of which is to stay away from all items that will make people addicted, and there is a precept called 'ridiculing precepts', which is to let the monks stop doing things that make others say bad things, smoking addiction, and someone will definitely talk behind their backs." ”

I rub, so exquisite?

I don't think you're very likable, you won't teach me seventy-two changes, aren't I talking bad about you now?

After Zhou Hao paused, he continued to send: "What's more, we also have a delicacy called 'spicy strips' in the mortal world, which belongs to soy products, fragrant and spicy, and very delicious, why don't I send you a pack to try?" ”

At first, Zhou Hao didn't use spicy strips to say anything, and there was a reason, after all, spicy strips are snacks, and it is very easy to quit them, and this thing is unhygienic. But tobacco and alcohol are different, once this thing is addicted, it is difficult to quit.

To put it bluntly, Zhou Hao wants to use tobacco and alcohol to control Sun Wukong, even if he is unwilling to hand over the seventy-two changes to himself at one time, then take his time, change one case of beer, and change one pack of spicy strips, so that he can learn all the seventy-two changes for a few hundred yuan.

But Sun Wukong didn't eat this set, so Zhou Hao could only make this decision.

"Come on, the eighth volume of the "Great Buddha Peak Lengyan Sutra" has clouds: 'It is all sentient beings who seek samadhi and cut off the five kinds of bitter vegetables in the world. It is five kinds of pungency, cooked food is obscene, and raw food is increased. 'These five spices, there are chili peppers in it, but anything that is irritating, you can't eat it, you better keep it yourself, I still have something to do, go and get busy first, bye-bye. ”

What the hell!

This can't be eaten and that can't be eaten, and when a monk can't even eat chili peppers, what can the monks of Shichuan do? The humidity of the river is so heavy, it must be uncomfortable not to eat chili peppers!

Do you feel comfortable in managing others? What can you do if you don't let you eat it?

Just when Zhou Hao was at a loss, Yuan Yuan came to help.

"Boss, this monkey likes to eat fruits, if you get some fruit that he can't eat, maybe he will teach you."

Hearing Yuan Yuan's voice in his heart, Zhou Hao thought to himself that it was true, when Sun Wukong took care of the peach orchard, after fixing the seven fairies who picked peaches, he didn't even play with the fairies, and slipped in to eat peaches.

From this point, it can be seen that Sun Wukong really likes to eat fruits.

Just do it.

"Daughter-in-law, you wait a while, I'll go out for a while and come back immediately."

Then, without waiting for Wang Xiyan to agree, Zhou Hao ran out.

As soon as he went out, Lin Yinxue called out to him.

"Zhou Hao, come here." Lin Yinxue said with her fingers hooked at Zhou Hao.

When he got outside, Zhou Hao felt.

I'm in a hurry?!

When I use those imported fruits to trap Sun Wukong, he should beg me!

Damn it.

"Yo, isn't this my sister Xue in society? What's the matter? Zhou Hao asked with a smile.

The things they were talking about outside just now were all heard by Zhou Hao at one time, and then Zhou Hao teased Lin Yinxue.

Hearing Zhou Hao say this, Lin Yinxue felt that it was strange to have face, and asked with a smile: "Why are you going?" ”

Zhou Hao said bluntly: "I'll go downstairs to buy some fruit, what's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, it just so happens that I have the membership card of the Hundred Fruit Garden, and there is still some money in it, you can use it." As he spoke, he took it out of his wallet and handed it to Zhou Hao.

Hey.

It doesn't cost money to buy a fruit, where is there such a good thing in ordinary times, Zhou Hao stretched out his hand without thinking about it.

At the same time, several nurses next to him stared at Zhou Hao's wrist in a daze.